Mike Tyson As Henchman!!!
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It is rumored that Iron Mike Tyson is set to become “Jaws” of the the new millennium.
That would be cool wouldn’t it!?
What i’m hearing is that he will get roles in the next few James Bond film as a ferocious henchman who just won’t die. Like his early boxing career, this role is set to see him coming and keep coming and demolishing any opponents.
However, they are saying there is also a huge twist; Tyson’s character will be very sweet and lovable when he is not tearing his enemies (or his contracted targets) apart. He is being scripted as a man who will shed a tear if he sees a caterpillar going through the motions of transforming to a butterfly, even when he’s engaged in battle! Now that Tyson I would love to see!
I think it’s brilliant how the owners of the ‘Jimmy’ Bond franchise would consider such a move because Iron Mike would definitely fit the bill as a ferocious, but soft at heart henchman!
I think with the pain the current James show on his face when he gets hit or when there’s a snag in his plan (or even when he encounters something or someone unbelievably tough-say like Iron Mike) would surely compliment Mr. Tyson’s stare and glare.
Picture this showdown between Daniel Craig and Mike Tyson in the new Bond move “The Brave Tumble and The Bad Dies“:
James(Craig) just upset the bad guys plan and burst in the warehouse shooting guys left and right. He takes out the sharpshooter and now sees the Bond girl, whose neck is wrapped neatly around the main antagonist’s fingers.
They engage in a small chit-chat about the world ending, and saving the world, and why the world needs a new ruler and whatnot. Then the bad guy says, “Sorry, but I have to go, Mr. Bond. Never fear though, i’ll leave you in the mouth of my good friend, Mookie(Tyson). You remember him, don’t you, James?”
Bond’s face twists into contours he never knew he had when he sees a shadow approaching from the dark. Sure enough it is Mookie Ray Shinesteen the infamous assassin, and yes, Bond knows him well!
Mookie Ray silhouette breaks light and Bond grimace. Not him. Fingers crack and a close up reveal the two veins in Mookies forehead is firm and pumping with blood. He is ready to demolish. He grins; a grin that a normal person would pass out from just catching a glimpse .
Mookie doesn’t charge straight into an attack, he gauges his angle and guess Bond’s weaker side. Bond doesn’t even see the attack, Mookie dips to the left, then suddenly he's rising with an upper cut to James’ ribs. Something might of broken, Bond thought, or maybe it’s just the fact that all the air he had stored in his lungs is now halfway on it’s journey to the planetoid Pluto.
He gasp and tries to regain his composure and stance, but a strong right to his jaw left him wondering what day it was.
He happen to catch a glimpse of Mookie’s face, and reach for it, but found himself clutching at nothing. Mookie had dipped like an experienced fighter.
Bond felt the knee hitting his thighs and immediately knew he was going to have a dead leg. Mookie was powerful and Bond was in deep trouble this time. He had no idea how was going to escape this assassin’s punches!
Just think about thought. Tyson doesn’t even have to act… he can just get on set and stand in front of the camera with that snarl, then throw a few punches, which is what he does best.
I say yeah impress the Senior Broccoli, and top spy Ian Fleming in their graves, young Mrs. Broccoli: Bring Iron Mike Tyson on to the franchise for a 5 film deal. You know he needs work, and he is of course world renown but not too famous in the acting arena which would make his character a tremendous hit!
Plus, he’s frikking menacing!
TYSON FOR BOND HENCHMAN!!!! Mookie Ray Shinesteen for senator!!!
That would be cool wouldn’t it!?
What i’m hearing is that he will get roles in the next few James Bond film as a ferocious henchman who just won’t die. Like his early boxing career, this role is set to see him coming and keep coming and demolishing any opponents.
However, they are saying there is also a huge twist; Tyson’s character will be very sweet and lovable when he is not tearing his enemies (or his contracted targets) apart. He is being scripted as a man who will shed a tear if he sees a caterpillar going through the motions of transforming to a butterfly, even when he’s engaged in battle! Now that Tyson I would love to see!
I think it’s brilliant how the owners of the ‘Jimmy’ Bond franchise would consider such a move because Iron Mike would definitely fit the bill as a ferocious, but soft at heart henchman!
I think with the pain the current James show on his face when he gets hit or when there’s a snag in his plan (or even when he encounters something or someone unbelievably tough-say like Iron Mike) would surely compliment Mr. Tyson’s stare and glare.
Picture this showdown between Daniel Craig and Mike Tyson in the new Bond move “The Brave Tumble and The Bad Dies“:
James(Craig) just upset the bad guys plan and burst in the warehouse shooting guys left and right. He takes out the sharpshooter and now sees the Bond girl, whose neck is wrapped neatly around the main antagonist’s fingers.
They engage in a small chit-chat about the world ending, and saving the world, and why the world needs a new ruler and whatnot. Then the bad guy says, “Sorry, but I have to go, Mr. Bond. Never fear though, i’ll leave you in the mouth of my good friend, Mookie(Tyson). You remember him, don’t you, James?”
Bond’s face twists into contours he never knew he had when he sees a shadow approaching from the dark. Sure enough it is Mookie Ray Shinesteen the infamous assassin, and yes, Bond knows him well!
Mookie Ray silhouette breaks light and Bond grimace. Not him. Fingers crack and a close up reveal the two veins in Mookies forehead is firm and pumping with blood. He is ready to demolish. He grins; a grin that a normal person would pass out from just catching a glimpse .
Mookie doesn’t charge straight into an attack, he gauges his angle and guess Bond’s weaker side. Bond doesn’t even see the attack, Mookie dips to the left, then suddenly he's rising with an upper cut to James’ ribs. Something might of broken, Bond thought, or maybe it’s just the fact that all the air he had stored in his lungs is now halfway on it’s journey to the planetoid Pluto.
He gasp and tries to regain his composure and stance, but a strong right to his jaw left him wondering what day it was.
He happen to catch a glimpse of Mookie’s face, and reach for it, but found himself clutching at nothing. Mookie had dipped like an experienced fighter.
Bond felt the knee hitting his thighs and immediately knew he was going to have a dead leg. Mookie was powerful and Bond was in deep trouble this time. He had no idea how was going to escape this assassin’s punches!
Just think about thought. Tyson doesn’t even have to act… he can just get on set and stand in front of the camera with that snarl, then throw a few punches, which is what he does best.
I say yeah impress the Senior Broccoli, and top spy Ian Fleming in their graves, young Mrs. Broccoli: Bring Iron Mike Tyson on to the franchise for a 5 film deal. You know he needs work, and he is of course world renown but not too famous in the acting arena which would make his character a tremendous hit!
Plus, he’s frikking menacing!
TYSON FOR BOND HENCHMAN!!!! Mookie Ray Shinesteen for senator!!!
Comments
There is such a good chance to see Craig get his arse kicked now, instead of merely going through opponants like Jason Bourne. Like Indiana Jones, Bond is best when almost beaten...
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C'mon! Would Tyson be any worse than GOLDIE?
We must admit, without "dressing up" someone to be a henchman there aren't many natural henchmen out there; You could probably choose Carlos Tevez or Franc Ribery, but they have other things going on.
Behind Iron Mike, i would say Danny Trejo, but I couldn't figure out a name for him. In HEAT they just went simple and called him Trejo(no lie).
So, if not Mike, then who fits the "henchman without makeup effects" bill?
You obviously have identified "bad skin" as the top criterion for being a henchman. Tevez/Ribery - LOL!!
Can't have Tyson if he has to speak though. The high-pitched "lithp" would be too much to bear. If you ever want to laugh really hard, Google "Tyson post-fight speeches" for some unintentional comedy of the highest order.
~ Casino Royale, Ian Fleming