Breed of Blofeld's Cat?

Napoleon Plural · September 2009

Hi, I am thinking of purchasing a cat in the breed of Blofeld's moggie.

I wonder if anyone knows the exact breed? Persian I am supposing.

Once I buy it, I will have it stuffed to save on pet food as it can be quite costly. Besides, I know a taxidermist who does discount deals. I will then place it on the shelf with my other Bond memoribilia.

Any help would be much appreciated. It must be live however, I do not want a decomposing cat.

Elvis · September 2009

I don't think PETA is going to like you very much!

j.blades · September 2009

how crude, sorry i cant help either.

Kleynen · September 2009

Hope this is a joke!

Shatterhand67 · September 2009

Joke, shmoke! Napoleon is right on. The cat food would be expensive. Stuff away.

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I hope the animal rights activists don't get too pissed. After all... I love animals. I think they're delicious.

007 and a half · September 2009

You could use a Golden Gun to kill it ;-)

minigeff · September 2009

i'm no taxidermist, but i always enjoy giving a pussy a good stuffing.

what can i say, guess i'm a jack of all trades. B-)

007 and a half · September 2009

minigeff wrote:

i'm no taxidermist, but i always enjoy giving a pussy a good stuffing.

what can i say, guess i'm a jack of all trades. :B

As long as you stroke it first

minigeff · September 2009

if your pussy hasn't been stored properly, it may have dried out. if so, put it in the rain for a while to get it damp, or even better, soaking wet. it'll make the stuffing alot easier.

just remember, never try to stuff a dry pussy.

Napoleon Plural · September 2009

Well, 24 hours since my original query and I still I have no satisfaction.

I'm not sure why the contention over taxidermy. My former flatmate had a cat, he's put it out for the night and it would be scratching at my window to be let in. It would have been kinder all round to have it stuffed. A guy I knew had a good deal going. Was my flatmate grateful? Not in the slightest, though I suppose it may have been a mistake to present him with a cat accompli rather than running it past him first. It led to a very nasty scene all round, the police almost called. That's why he's my former flatmate. Some people! But I digress.

DBS · September 2009

Napoleon Plural wrote:

It would have been kinder all round to have it stuffed.

Kinder for whom??

I think some people need to be stuffed instead. 'Nuff said.

Napoleon Plural · October 2009

Miaow! Saucer of milk for table two!

DBS · October 2009

Haha, ohhh behave!

Wrong kind of cat though - that's a hairless Sphynx cat, I believe.

ExpatJB · October 2009

Why not just get the real one? Has his own website. http://lavender.fortunecity.com/thundercrack/475/

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Or apparently in real life they are a Chinchilla cat, which sounds like some mutant persioan pedigree code for 'white cat that ran into back of a bus'. http://www.burkesbackyard.com.au/factsheets/Cats/Chinchilla/330

Breed of Blofeld's Cat?

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