Make Your Ideal Bond
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Make your own perfect Bond film - Just for a laugh:
1) Bond (1): Daniel Craig
2) Car (1): Aston Martin V12 Vantage Pro-Drive
3) Weapons (2/3): Walther PPK/Fairburn & Sykes Commando Dagger/H & K MP5
4) Girls (2/3): Isabella Scorupco/Famke Jensen/Megan Fox
5) M (1): Stephen Fry
6) Q (1/If any): John Cleese
7) Moneypenny (1/If any): Keeley Hawes
8) Locations (3): Australia/Swiss Alps/Afghanistan
9) Watch (1): Rolex Submariner (stainless)
10) Villian (1): Alan Rickman
1) Bond (1): Daniel Craig
2) Car (1): Aston Martin V12 Vantage Pro-Drive
3) Weapons (2/3): Walther PPK/Fairburn & Sykes Commando Dagger/H & K MP5
4) Girls (2/3): Isabella Scorupco/Famke Jensen/Megan Fox
5) M (1): Stephen Fry
6) Q (1/If any): John Cleese
7) Moneypenny (1/If any): Keeley Hawes
8) Locations (3): Australia/Swiss Alps/Afghanistan
9) Watch (1): Rolex Submariner (stainless)
10) Villian (1): Alan Rickman
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Car, DC dosen't need one ,He's so fit he runs every where
Weapons, DC dosen't need weapons,their for wimps.
Girls, DC doesn't need girls, so the tabloids say.
M, DC knows who the villians are he doesn't need to be told.
Q, DC doesn't need gadgets so doesn't need Q.
Monneypenny, DC hasn't needed Moneypenny and never will.
Locations, Close to the directors Home.
Watch, DC knows the given time across the world ( keeps insert shots to a mininum ).
Villian, Only one man big enough to take on DC and thats DC himself
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Indeed you are a master of subtext
"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
"Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
Yeah, I really had to read between the lines.
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Bond, George Lazenby, still think he could of been one of the best.
Car, Lotus, had a poster on my wall as a boy of it, still love it.
weapons, ppk, knowing nothing about guns I'll stick with the classic.
Girls, No One in particular just lots of them.
M, Patrick stewart, although not expanding his role.
Q, Catherine Tate, Female q, why not ?
Moneypenny, Catherine Parkinson, English Comdey actress from The IT Crowd.
Locations, S.Africa, Canada & Norway
Watch, Rolex submariner (stainless)
Villian, Jean Reno
2) Car: Bentley Continental GT
3) Weapons: Walther PPK, the weapon that Major Boothroyd chose
4) Girls: Keira Knightley/Angelina Jolie
5) M: Sir Patrick Stewart
6) Q: John de Lancie ... just kidding
7) Moneypenny: Marina Sirtis
8) Locations: Netherlands Antilles
9) Watch: ... whatever ...
10) Villian: Malcolm McDowell
And finally, theme song performer: Dame Shirley Bassey
Defiant - Bentley Continental is a good choice, and would suit Dalton I think.
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Car: any Aston Martin he has ever used
Weapons: Walther PPK and P99, Fairbanks-Sykes commnado knife
Girls: Aishwarya Rai, Christina Hendricks, Laetitia Casta
M: Tom Wilkinson or Bernard Lee
Q: Hugh Laurie
Moneypenny: Honeysuckle Weeks
Locations: Indonesia, Norway, Moscow metro
Watch: Do I look like I give a damn?
Villan: Mikael Persbrandt
Theme song performer: Dame Shirley Bassey, U2, Beyonce, Katie Melua
2) Car: Bently Continental
3) Weapons: PPK, BHP, Ruger Redhawk, FS Knife
4) Girl: Scarlet Johansson
5) M: Bernard Lee or if it has to be someone living: Ian McKellan
6) Q: John Cleese: a female Q would be cool, but Qute from the Gardner books was a little much
7) Moneypenny: no
8) Locations: Belize, the Andes, New York city
9) Watch: Rolex Explorer
10)Villan: Alan Rickman: man he's good at being bad
2) Car: Aston Martin Volante
3) Weapons: Walther PPK, exploding key-ring, signature gun
4) Girl: Scarlet Johannson
5) M: Richard Harris
6) Q: Desmond Llewellyn
7) Moneypenny: Lois Maxwell
8) Locations: Bahamas/Miami, St. Petersburg, Venice
9) Watch: something with a laser and explosive detonator
10) Villain: Mads Mikkelsen