Who were the least beautiful Bond girls?

osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
Who were the least beautiful Bond girls?
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ...... and your opinion, osris?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Q and MQ and M IrelandPosts: 171MI6 Agent
    harsh topic
  • osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    ...... and your opinion, osris?

    Lotte Lenya ;)
  • Rainier WolfcastleRainier Wolfcastle Posts: 484MI6 Agent
    Rosa Klebb, Irma Bunt, Vesper Lynd
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    wait a minute! Are we talking about James Bond Girls here or about villainesses?
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Everyone is Beautiful In their own way ....................... " :))
    Excluding the Villianesses, Their all Beautiful, I wouldn't expact Bond to be seen with anything less than a Major Babe ! We've had threads on the Biggest Boobs of Bond girls,Best looking, Longest legs, are there Only teenage Boys on AJB. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
    Excluding the Villianesses

    I don't know...Luciana Paluzzi who played Fiona Volpe in Thunderball was quite nice, as was Barbara Carrera in NSNA.
  • Barry NelsonBarry Nelson ChicagoPosts: 1,508MI6 Agent
    Defining Bond girl as any female who had a major role, the least attractive IMO are Lotte Lenya FRWL, Karin Doer in YOLT, Angela Scouler (Ruby) FRWL, Gloria Hendry LALD, Grace Jones OP, Eva Green CR.
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I, for one, thought Gloria Hendry was gorgeous. Beautiful smile, great body. But I didn't care for her character, Rosie Carver. Too ditzi and underutilized.
    Defining Bond girl as any female who had a major role, the least attractive IMO are Lotte Lenya FRWL, Karin Doer in YOLT, Angela Scouler (Ruby) FRWL, Gloria Hendry LALD, Grace Jones OP, Eva Green CR.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    I never fancied Kissy Suzuki much :#

    I loved Aki though :x
  • osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
    Defining Bond girl as any female who had a major role, the least attractive IMO are Lotte Lenya FRWL, Karin Doer in YOLT, Angela Scouler (Ruby) FRWL, Gloria Hendry LALD, Grace Jones OP, Eva Green CR.


    Wasn't Angela Scouler in OHMSS?
  • Barry NelsonBarry Nelson ChicagoPosts: 1,508MI6 Agent
    osris wrote:
    Defining Bond girl as any female who had a major role, the least attractive IMO are Lotte Lenya FRWL, Karin Doer in YOLT, Angela Scouler (Ruby) FRWL, Gloria Hendry LALD, Grace Jones OP, Eva Green CR.


    Wasn't Angela Scouler in OHMSS?


    Sure was, that's what I get for sneaking a post in while at work. Thanks for catching it.
  • Mark HazardMark Hazard West Midlands, UKPosts: 495MI6 Agent
    osris wrote:
    Defining Bond girl as any female who had a major role, the least attractive IMO are Lotte Lenya FRWL, Karin Doer in YOLT, Angela Scouler (Ruby) FRWL, Gloria Hendry LALD, Grace Jones OP, Eva Green CR.


    Wasn't Angela Scouler in OHMSS?

    CR67 too.
  • WildeWilde Oxford, UKPosts: 621MI6 Agent
    How can you say Eva Green is an unattractive Bond girl? Would you kick her out of bed? :))
  • superdaddysuperdaddy englandPosts: 917MI6 Agent
    Babs Broccolie
  • osrisosris Posts: 558MI6 Agent
    Wilde wrote:
    How can you say Eva Green is an unattractive Bond girl? Would you kick her out of bed? :))

    You can still be less than beautiful and still sexually desirable--the two don't necessarily go hand in hand. And no one is saying Green is unattractive, just that compared to the other Bond girls of the past who have been noticeably beautiful, she is less so.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I understand what you mean osris, I belive I'm beautiful yet Women find me Un-Desirable :(
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    IMHO the least beautiful Bond girl is Saida portrayed by Carmen du Sautoy in TMWTGG (the bellydancer from Beirut). A line from YOLT comes to mind... something about a face and a pig ;).

    I think Eva Green's biggest problem in CR was the amount of make-up she was wearing. I think she was stunning in the bathroom scene (when Bond is getting ready for the poker match) when she wasn't wearing (much) make-up.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • zaphodzaphod Posts: 1,183MI6 Agent
    Wilde wrote:
    How can you say Eva Green is an unattractive Bond girl? Would you kick her out of bed? :))

    yes
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Uglier women are much better Sh*gs. They try so much harder to compensate...
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  • jeffchjeffch Posts: 163MI6 Agent
    Uglier women are much better Sh*gs. They try so much harder to compensate...

    good, I will leave them all for you :D

    I'll take one for the team and bed the hot ones.
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    jeffch wrote:
    Uglier women are much better Sh*gs. They try so much harder to compensate...

    good, I will leave them all for you :D

    I'll take one for the team and bed the hot ones.

    As a young man in the army it was about quantity, not quality (better to be a machinegunner than a sniper!) and especially not about striking out. Go ugly early in the evening, and go home with money in your pocket a a story to tell... :))

    Good luck with all those hot ones. :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    (Better to be a machinegunner than a snipper ) :)) Although now a days I more a SEMI Automatic :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • jeffchjeffch Posts: 163MI6 Agent
    edited January 2011
    jeffch wrote:
    Uglier women are much better Sh*gs. They try so much harder to compensate...

    good, I will leave them all for you :D

    I'll take one for the team and bed the hot ones.

    As a young man in the army it was about quantity, not quality (better to be a machinegunner than a sniper!) and especially not about striking out. Go ugly early in the evening, and go home with money in your pocket a a story to tell... :))

    Good luck with all those hot ones. :D
    Thank you I do. I never understood the quantity over quality thing. I mean why would I wanna sleep with a woman I'm not attracted to? Unless you're insecure and need to bed as many women as possible to make yourself feel better, or brag about the amount of women you've been with to other guys. Sorry no offense just my opinion. Just don t get it.

    Anybody can mow down a bunch of people with a machine gun, but being a sniper takes a special skill :D
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,468MI6 Agent
    That reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke, something like 'It's lonely being a stand-up comic... you're doing tour dates, you're out on the road a lot. It takes a special woman... or a lot of average women!" :D
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  • WadsyWadsy Auckland, New ZealandPosts: 412MI6 Agent
    Least favorite Bond girls in no particular order:

    Kissy Suzuki, Tiffany Case, Mary Goodnight, Pam Bouvier, Lupe, Christmas Jones and Jinx.
    1. FYEO 2. OHMSS 3. LTK 4. FRWL 5. TLD 6. TSWLM 7. AVTAK 8. GF 9. MR 10. TB 11. OP 12. SF 13. DN 14. SP 15. LALD 16. GE 17. CR 18. YOLT 19. TWINE 20. TMWTGG 21. NTTD 22. TND 23. QOS 24. NSNA 25. DAD 26. DAF 27. CR '67

    1. Dalton 2. Moore 3. Connery 4. Lazenby 5. Craig 6. Brosnan
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I understand that these are your least favorite Bond girls, but I thought the question was about the "least beautiful" Bond girls. Halle Berry, Carey Lowell, Talisa Soto, Jill St. John, Denise Richards - that's a pretty damn good-looking bunch of women! Do you really consider them to be "least beautiful"?
    Wadsy wrote:
    Least favorite Bond girls in no particular order:

    Kissy Suzuki, Tiffany Case, Mary Goodnight, Pam Bouvier, Lupe, Christmas Jones and Jinx.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • little nellylittle nelly London, EnglandPosts: 152MI6 Agent
    Golrush007 wrote:
    I never fancied Kissy Suzuki much :#

    I loved Aki though :x

    Aki is my favourite.
    Least favourite: Jinx. There's just something about her that's so un-sexy. Likewise Tracy, Pussy Galore, Kara, & Michelle Yeoh.
    Does Verity count as a Bond Girl? If so she's No1 on my "unattractive" list.
    N O I N F O R M A T I O N I S U S E L E S S
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,350MI6 Agent
    First of all, least favourite and least beuatiful is not necceserily the same to me. Britt Ekland was far more beautiful than Diana Rigg, but Diana Rigg is one of my favourites. Carey Lowell is one of the least beutiful too.
  • AlessandraAlessandra Lake Garda, ItalyPosts: 633MI6 Agent
    zaphod wrote:
    Wilde wrote:
    How can you say Eva Green is an unattractive Bond girl? Would you kick her out of bed? :))

    yes

    :)) :)) I am a woman so I don't count, but I feel exactly the same. And yes, I would kick Daniel Craig out of bed, sorry :))

    The last few Bond girls weren't all that... I also didn't find Gemma Arterton particularly attractive. But Eva Green IMO was the least attractive by far. And :o Carey Lowell is one of the most beautiful Bond girls ever to me. Still is to the day, at 50 she's way more attractive than most of those 20 or 30-year-old plastic dolls! :)) She and Talisa Soto were one of the best duos ever IMO in terms of beauty (and in terms of character too, but that's another matter). Anyway... given what I read in previous post, I better duck out of here quick :))
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