Who were the least beautiful Bond girls?

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  • bushwoodcountryclubbushwoodcountryclub Posts: 62MI6 Agent
    Britt...hands down. :s
  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    Eva Green is easily the least physically attractive Bond girl, although she is by no means the worst character.
    “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Grace Jones for me!! Does she even count as a Bond Girl :))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Lynn-Holly Johnson for me.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Britt...hands down. :s

    You could have phrased that better... :D

    Now this is gonna sound bad, but really I wish the black women in the Bond films were more to my taste. Not a Diana Ross among them. They all look like they wouldn't be out of place in Zulu. Be it Bambi (or is it Thumper), Rosie Carver, oh is Emily Bolton in MR black - she was alright, the black woman chomping bananas in OHMSS, May Day - she's is different, she's okay because she's a real character, but then Jinx, again, short hair. Can't they vary it up a bit? Not a Beyonce over 50 years...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    The Black woman in OHMSS was indeed a low point, not because she was unattractive, but because of the thinly-veiled racism of showing her rolling her eyes and munching on a banana. But Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) and Halle Berry (Jinx) couldn't be more different in appearance, besides the fact that they both sported short hairdos, yet I find both to be very beautiful. So just what is your taste in Black women - those with long, fake hair, a la Diana Ross? Not being critical, just asking.
    Britt...hands down. :s

    You could have phrased that better... :D

    Now this is gonna sound bad, but really I wish the black women in the Bond films were more to my taste. Not a Diana Ross among them. They all look like they wouldn't be out of place in Zulu. Be it Bambi (or is it Thumper), Rosie Carver, oh is Emily Bolton in MR black - she was alright, the black woman chomping bananas in OHMSS, May Day - she's is different, she's okay because she's a real character, but then Jinx, again, short hair. Can't they vary it up a bit? Not a Beyonce over 50 years...
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Yeah, Rosie and Jinx don't look too alike. Yeah, I know this sounds racist but I'm not sure it is. I mean, imagine if ALL the white women in the films had short hair, like the one in LTK. I'm not sure that would be too great, so maybe it's just short hair I don't like.

    Was Ross's hair fake? Dunno, just go for the Westernised look really.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Sounds like you just have a preference for longer hair. As you said, Carey Lowell had a short do in LTK, and apparently it didn't appeal to you. Fair enough, although I much preferred her short cut to the hairstyle she sported when she first met with Bond at the bar. At any rate, I'll take you at your word that there is no racist intent in the point you are making. And by the way, Diana Ross's hair is definitely a weave!
    Yeah, Rosie and Jinx don't look too alike. Yeah, I know this sounds racist but I'm not sure it is. I mean, imagine if ALL the white women in the films had short hair, like the one in LTK. I'm not sure that would be too great, so maybe it's just short hair I don't like.

    Was Ross's hair fake? Dunno, just go for the Westernised look really.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Barry NelsonBarry Nelson ChicagoPosts: 1,508MI6 Agent
    If you ask me, no one is hotter than Halle Berry. In addition I really liked Carey Lowell in LTK, she would definitely be in my top 5.
  • Agent SidewinderAgent Sidewinder Posts: 223MI6 Agent
    Hmmm....out of all the main Bond girls, I'd say Jill St. John is the only one that does absolutely nothing for me. Even in the bikini.
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I agree Halle was the hottest. Too bad it was in Die Another Day! I am not as much of a hater of DAD as many, but I would like to have seen Ms. Berry in a better Bond film.
    If you ask me, no one is hotter than Halle Berry. In addition I really liked Carey Lowell in LTK, she would definitely be in my top 5.
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Sounds like you just have a preference for longer hair. As you said, Carey Lowell had a short do in LTK, and apparently it didn't appeal to you. Fair enough, although I much preferred her short cut to the hairstyle she sported when she first met with Bond at the bar. At any rate, I'll take you at your word that there is no racist intent in the point you are making. And by the way, Diana Ross's hair is definitely a weave!
    Yeah, Rosie and Jinx don't look too alike. Yeah, I know this sounds racist but I'm not sure it is. I mean, imagine if ALL the white women in the films had short hair, like the one in LTK. I'm not sure that would be too great, so maybe it's just short hair I don't like.

    Was Ross's hair fake? Dunno, just go for the Westernised look really.

    Adjusts white pointy hat...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Oh, did I knock it ajar? Sorry, friend. Let me get my tools and tighten that up for you!
    Sounds like you just have a preference for longer hair. As you said, Carey Lowell had a short do in LTK, and apparently it didn't appeal to you. Fair enough, although I much preferred her short cut to the hairstyle she sported when she first met with Bond at the bar. At any rate, I'll take you at your word that there is no racist intent in the point you are making. And by the way, Diana Ross's hair is definitely a weave!
    Yeah, Rosie and Jinx don't look too alike. Yeah, I know this sounds racist but I'm not sure it is. I mean, imagine if ALL the white women in the films had short hair, like the one in LTK. I'm not sure that would be too great, so maybe it's just short hair I don't like.

    Was Ross's hair fake? Dunno, just go for the Westernised look really.

    Adjusts white pointy hat...
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • DanielCraig007DanielCraig007 Posts: 588MI6 Agent
    DaltonFan1 wrote:
    Eva Green is easily the least physically attractive Bond girl, although she is by no means the worst character.

    What!!!??? Eva Green is one of the most beautiful Bond girls.

    bond_eva_green.jpg
  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    DaltonFan1 wrote:
    Eva Green is easily the least physically attractive Bond girl, although she is by no means the worst character.

    What!!!??? Eva Green is one of the most beautiful Bond girls.

    bond_eva_green.jpg
    She really does nothing for me
    “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung
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