Is James Bond supposed to be a stud, or something?
JohnNintendoNerd
Lake Elmo, MinnesotaPosts: 48MI6 Agent
Because in the movies, he never has to dance with a woman in order to seduce her....Apparently the seduction can just be initiated by Bond chatting a woman up.
"Your orders were to shoot that sniper!"
"Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That woman didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M. what you want. If he fires me, I'll thank him for it."
"Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That woman didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M. what you want. If he fires me, I'll thank him for it."
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Are you saying if you were a woman and if James Bond was real, you would be attracted to him?
"Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That woman didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M. what you want. If he fires me, I'll thank him for it."
Since all women are supposed to find Bond attractive, I guess I would be. But, speaking as a guy, I'd like to BE Bond: just say a word, wink, or give a glance, and she's all mine!
You know there was a time when people used to say, "I want to be like James Bond," and they implicitly meant that they wanted to be like Sean Connery's James Bond. Because back then he was the cinematic Bond originator obviously. But nowadays we have six Bond interpretations to fall back on. So now the multiple movie renditions of 007 pose the question, "Which James Bond would you rather be like?" and depending on who you ask the answer will always be different.
I don't know about you but I don't want to be like one interpretation of Bond in particular...I'd rather be like several interpretations of 007 mixed into a blender. I want to have a young Sean Connery's tall, dark, and handsome good looks. I want to have a young George Lazenby's emotive facial expressions. I want to have a young Timothy Dalton's slight vulnerability. I want to have a young Daniel Craig's combat prowess and I want to take a young Roger Moore's voice and throw it into a blender with Craig's voice and see what kind of unique speaking voice I can get out of it.
"Stuff my orders! I only kill professionals. That woman didn't know one end of a rifle from the other. Go ahead, tell M. what you want. If he fires me, I'll thank him for it."
What would Hardygirl have to say about that?
I too would want to be Bond. Not only for the countless women, but the cool toys that come with the job.
Yes. He's a stud. One must remember that James Bond is a fictional character who can't be taken too seriously. As a fan and frequent re-reader of Feming's novels I can enjoy Bond's sexual exploits without believing in them one bit. It's all outrageous fun. He even turns die-hard Lesbian Pussy Galore around because she's "never met a real man before." He's Bond. Of course he's going to bowl them over. He's Bond.
Says it all really. {[]
Since when do you have to dance with a woman to get her in bed? Conversation is how most guys do it.
Or a large wallet!!
M: "Jealous husbands. Outraged chefs. Humiliated tailors. The list is endless!"