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  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • screenamescreename Posts: 388MI6 Agent
    I like to do some things the old fashioned way.
  • oakesshotoakesshot Posts: 48MI6 Agent
    You are James Bond, aren't you?
    "You missed, Mr Bond" / "Did I?"
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    The one, the only, the original Sir James Bond. Plays DeBussy, stands on his head a lot. Eats royal jelly. Lets his intestines down and washes them by hand.
  • oakesshotoakesshot Posts: 48MI6 Agent
    Were those the two on the train? James Bond and the woman is Major Amasova, a Russian a-gent. Let them get ashore, and then kill them.
    "You missed, Mr Bond" / "Did I?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message?
  • oakesshotoakesshot Posts: 48MI6 Agent
    Who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?
    "You missed, Mr Bond" / "Did I?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    You won't have to, he'll die anyway... if you play your cards right.
  • oakesshotoakesshot Posts: 48MI6 Agent
    We aim to please.
    "You missed, Mr Bond" / "Did I?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    I'm sorry Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment.
  • screenamescreename Posts: 388MI6 Agent
    This never happened to the other fellow.
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    We aim to please.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Same old James... only more so!
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Heartless brute! Letting me pine away without even a postcard!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    I admit killing you would be a pleasure.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    A man tires of being executed,but then again there's no point living if you can't feel alive
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    Set your hopes up way too high- living's in the way we die.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,771Chief of Staff
    Foolish sentiment.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's what keeps me alive.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    But if this ever-changing world in which we're living makes you give in and cry?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,771Chief of Staff
    I have a pill for that.
    YNWA 97
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    Enjoy it while it lasts.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Although for such a grand meal I would have expected a claret.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    I told the stewardess "liquor for three".
  • 007007 ClassifiedPosts: 372MI6 Agent
    That's a Dom Perignon '55, it would be a pity to break it.
    Things I hate:
    1. People who hate things.
    2. Irony.
    3. Lists.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    I'd say it was a 30-year old fine indifferently blended, sir, with an overdose of bon-bois.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Wait... three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet.
    Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,881Chief of Staff
    One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Shall we say ten thousand dollars? No, let's be generous. Let's make it fifteen thousand.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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