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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,782Chief of Staff
    …girl in a bikini. No concealed weapons.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    But she'd bear closer examination.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Head to toe.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Spy Who Never DiesThe Spy Who Never Dies UKPosts: 644MI6 Agent
    I don't dress for the hired help.



    (Without thinking, I very nearly said this to my husband the other day :)) A result of watching a lot of Bond lately)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    No concealed weapons.

    (Well, there are plenty worse lines you might have said!)
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I'm afraid you've caught me with more than my hands up.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    I hope the third is where your real talent lies.
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I've been known to keep my tip up.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too many dry martinis.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,782Chief of Staff
    That’s why I’ll get the gold medal.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... your government might give him another medal.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    Either him or someone in his organisation.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    SPECTRE is a fraternity whose strength lies in the integrity of its members.
    The culprit is ...........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ... very handsome man- 40 bahts!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... His services will be ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ... wasted on me...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... except crime! The underworld will...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,252MI6 Agent
    ...switch on the underwater...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ...international incident, so I can...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,782Chief of Staff
    …stop off for a quick one en route.
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At least you've been saved the effort of .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ... running around, Mr Bond. All this jumping and fighting! It's....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... all so boring here, Margot. There's nothing but .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ..distinguished company, all wearing...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    edited August 2020
    .... nothing...

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... and they have nowhere to go and do it except the bush. My Nanny told me about them. She said...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,252MI6 Agent
    ...three measures of Gordon’s gin...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ...the iridologist at four, have a colonic at five, and then you can cut along to the light dining room for...
  • Mr SnowMr Snow Station "J" JamaicaPosts: 1,736MI6 Agent
    ... a good dinner. Meet you there about six. I'll take some money off you at piquet and we'll watch the bridge for a little. After dinner we'll have...
    "Everyone knows rock n' roll attained perfection in 1974; It's a scientific fact". - Homer J Simpson
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,902Chief of Staff
    ...a wonderful girl. Very small, quite fast. Can...
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