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  • Royale-les-EauxRoyale-les-Eaux LondonPosts: 822MI6 Agent
    Medical evaluation: fail. Physical evaluation: fail. Psychological evaluation, alcohol and substance addiction indicated. Ooh! Pathological rejection of authority based on...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    .... nothing but playboys and tennis pros. If only....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... you'll show me how it's done.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    Shplendid! Your plashe or mine?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    How about Belgrave Square?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Royale-les-EauxRoyale-les-Eaux LondonPosts: 822MI6 Agent
    No no no, Mr. Bond. Respectable baronets from the College of Heralds do not seduce female patients in clinics. On the ohter hand...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    ...the gypsy way. As I'm a family friend, we'll be allowed to....
  • Royale-les-EauxRoyale-les-Eaux LondonPosts: 822MI6 Agent
    ...place him where he can be assured of adequate warmth...
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    ...in the arms of all those willing women..
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ..... and members of your curious profession......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    ....go all over the world. I am especially good at...
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,252MI6 Agent
    ...closing in on you fast from astern...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    What's going on behind my back ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    Just a slight stiffness coming on...
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    I know exactly where to put that.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,252MI6 Agent
    Yes, very practical. Get inside.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    . Screw it in don't ......

    ( front the novel DAF )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    ...touch that! That's my...
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    ...small but particularly dirty....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ...a shower might be in order.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    All right then, take off all their clothes.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Me clothes off where?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    In the conference room. Something pretty big, every 00-man in Europe's been rushed in.
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    Strap yourself in firmly.
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,252MI6 Agent
    Squeeze it.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... stroke it and ...... (#)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,897Chief of Staff
    ... obviously, you swallow....
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,780Chief of Staff
    ...no thanks, I don’t like c0ckfights.
    YNWA 97
  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,337MI6 Agent
    I had this awful allergy about chickens...
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
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