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  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...your uncle Ari would approve.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,242MI6 Agent
    I still don't know if I trust you.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    That's not your problem. Your problem is....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    .... you wanna put us in bed with...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    ...a double 0. Benefits of being Section Chief. I'd know if....
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    …there was this girl in Philadelphia...
    YNWA 97
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...with a face like a...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    ...golden retriever...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    ...whose boyish charms, though lost on me, obviously appealed to...
    YNWA 97
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    ...Satoshi lsagura, chemical expert. Wanted for the Tokyo subway attack. Currently working for...
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    ... a wonderful Swiss clinic where they cured you free... because they were researching.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Well, I wouldn't put it quite that way, sir.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Sir, I am aware of my shortcomings but I am prepared to continue this assignment in the spirit you suggest.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I knew we shouldn't have slept together.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    That depends on your definition of safe sex.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Be at least 20 miles away when it goes off?
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    I'll pick you up at the border, twenty-three hundred hours. Be there.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Looks like you're out to get me.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    My, what sharp little eyes you've got.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
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    Three, anyway.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Perhaps we can make up a foursome?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,242MI6 Agent
    Sounds very tempting, Miss, er...
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    I never Miss.
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,242MI6 Agent
    I wish you luck, my friend.
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters
    Oh, luck? Well then I shall use...
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    ... something we're making for the Americans. It's called....
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    ...a watch, but it's really a laser.
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,887Chief of Staff
    Strap it on your wrist. It's activated by nerve impulses.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,776Chief of Staff
    Remember, when this says 100, turn this. Not before.
    YNWA 97
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