The james bond quote conversation

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  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    Nothing can be as painful as listening to you talk.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    And I've decided on the appropriate action.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Oh, no need - my man'll take care of it.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Is he married?

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    We don't want to make enemies with the woman.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    You're right, we should just deal with nice people. I need to know you're....

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    ...a sexist, misogynist dinosaur, a relic of...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …some place in Russia…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ... under intensive KGB surveillance. A sniper has been assigned to....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …making ugly noises about…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...a grand old warship being ignominiously hauled away to....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …carry the load from here…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ... to the Prince no longer of this world, the spiritual bridge to the secret church. It was my fate. By compelling me to....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...you violated the only absolutely inviolate rule of international relations, and why? So you could....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …take the bullets to Mr Scaramanga, because…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    .... you're in some banana republic. All that scumbag money won't....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …persuade you to stay the night?

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    It's impossible. Knowing you only 2 days and all I can think about is...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …you whetted my appetite for…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...rats- they'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you...

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    …take on the world and win?

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    First, never let them see you bleed.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited June 2023

    Do you know how Santa gets around?

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    I wouldn't tell Her Majesty's Secret Service, but I might tell....

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    ...Carlos and Wilmsberg. They are very big...

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    ...members of the royal household, ...

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    .... without references, carrying a piece, throwing around a lot of....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    soap here... and a little soap there!

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    😂😂😂

    Your interior decorating tips have always been appreciated, 007.

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