The james bond quote conversation

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  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    (I think you continued Shady Tree’s quote and not mine, Barbel, too much single malt? 😁)


    …with the compliments of Mr Willard Whyte…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ...and where do I find him?

    (Just the timing, CHB. I have been busy removing the spambots which plague us from time to time and I only looked here for a moment, answered quickly, then carried on.)

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,229MI6 Agent

    You leave the Port Royal Road out of Kingston, then along the Wentworth Road, until you get to the cement factory. Then you turn left. Follow the road up the hill, down the other side, then two miles further on…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ... we've arranged to have you invited to a party tonight at ...

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    ..the Bottoms Up Club

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    This is a very special place. He has requested you enter it alone.

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    I'm alone.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    ... except for the occasional one such as we have here. He lets the other two fight while he waits, waits until...

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    ...the number of addicts in the country has doubled, shall we say?

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    And then he strikes, like....

  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent

    ...a sexist. misogynist dinosaur.

    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    He travels quickly.

    He has purpose.

    He comes over water.

    He travels with others.

    He will oppose.

    He brings violence and destruction.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Is he married?

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited July 2023

    The High Priestess is wife to the Prince no longer of this world.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Rumour has it he lives on one of those old Soviet missile trains.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Some kind of doomsday machine, boy?

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    A huge, unstoppable force.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    On whose side?!

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    😀😀😀

    Great Britain, and particularly Scotland


  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    All I have to know before we leave is... what goes on back there in voodoo land.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    One of these days we really must look into that.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    I cannot see when you are this way with me.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Use an extra pair of eyes.

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    It makes no difference.

    The physical violation cannot be undone.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    I'm still a virgin!

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Come on, cheer up, darling.

    There has to be a first time for everyone.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    (There's really only one thing to say to that)


    What makes you think this is my first time?

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent
    edited July 2023

    Well, it's not the sort of question... a gentleman answers.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,877Chief of Staff

    Well, sure. But James, we've only got 3 minutes!

  • NotTooSweetNotTooSweet Posts: 230MI6 Agent

    Absolutely.

    There's no sense in going off half-cocked.

    Sour mash, but not too sweet, please.

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