The james bond quote conversation

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    Yes sir, Captain, I understand, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boat fast enough.

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    Ain't no sich boat in the Basin.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    You must give me the name of your oculist.

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    There's an Indian called Professor Bhose, who's written a treatise on the nervous system of flowers.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff

    Mr Evelyn Tremble.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    Is he married?

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    Apparently it's not worrying them too much.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff

    It was in all the newspapers!

    YNWA 97
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent

    Life was much simpler in my Warsaw laboratory.

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    Go and stick your head in the sand somewhere and think about your future.

  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    If you've got any complaints, put them in writing to the Committee.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent

    I'm not mad about his tailor, are you?

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff

    Well, what do you expect from a Lienz Cossack?

    YNWA 97
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    One hundred and fifty pounds a hundred, and £1500 on the rubber.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    Have you got the cash?

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff

    Ten million was wired to your account in Montenegro.

    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    The rest of my money, just have it ready.

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 223MI6 Agent

    Fifteen billion dollars in gold bullion weighs ten thousand, five hundred tons. 

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent

    Well, with this load on our back, that's…

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent

    ...Two hundred dead so far and about the same number missing.

    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    American motorists kill as many every two years.

  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff

    You see, Mr. Bond, I have a backup plan.

    YNWA 97
  • Golrush007Golrush007 South AfricaPosts: 3,421Quartermasters

    My contratulations, sir. A brilliant...

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    ...thrust by ten armoured divisions from the North, and by five more through Czechoslovakia, leads to....

  • sinlumsinlum Posts: 223MI6 Agent

    World domination .... same old dream ...

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    ...and thanks to your trigger finger we have no idea who....

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent

    the stockpilers are. The letter U...

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    ...nderneath the mango tree, my honey and....

  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,222MI6 Agent

    …caviar for me. Devilled kidney and a slice of your excellent bacon. Peas and new potatoes. Strawberries in kirsch. What about you, James?’

    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff

    Mango, banana, and tangerine. Sugar and....

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