Unlikley Events in a Bond Movie

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Thought I'd start a Topic for slow days. What unlikley events can you think of being in a Bond Film. Some one once posted some spam about Bingo, which did lead to some amusing answers. Can't really see Bond meeting some lovely over a Bingo table with her asking if it was Bic or Biro he was using.

Bond following someone down the street only to be stoped by a charity worker.

after a big win on the tables going for a big Mac.

Bond getting told there was only one seat left on the plane and he ends up between two screaming kids.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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  • Mike ZMike Z San Francisco, CAPosts: 43MI6 Agent
    Unlikely is right. We know that even super secret agents might have to do mundane things like looking for parking spots, sitting at home with a cold, eating crappy fast food and maybe even rug shopping at Ikea, but who wants to see that kind of reflection of our own lives.

    I guess I could see some silly situation played out as comedy in a Moore era film.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You obviously think this is a serious post, Mike Z, a bit of light hearted banter is all that is needed. :)), as i started off it's for unlikley nonsence. Never stop being a kid :) I try to never take life or myself too seriously B-) My bad, Thought it might be a bit of fun. But we can lay it to rest here. :007)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    Bond getting condoms from a gas-station bathroom.
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Bond chats up beautiful female agent, drinking VM's and Vespas, gets to the room. Told it's " that time of the month", makes fast exit, finds Aston has been towed from no parking zone...
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  • Mike ZMike Z San Francisco, CAPosts: 43MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    You obviously think this is a serious post, Mike Z, a bit of light hearted banter is all that is needed. :)), as i started off it's for unlikley nonsence. Never stop being a kid :) I try to never take life or myself too seriously B-) My bad, Thought it might be a bit of fun. But we can lay it to rest here. :007)

    You don't think the notion of Bond shopping for a rug at ikea is funny?

    Trust me, I'm hardly ever serious
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    No problem Mike Z,It's just a piece of nonsence. comes from being raised on monty python. :)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Blofeld at the pet shop.

    Blofeld: This is not a piranha. It is an ex-piranha! It has ceased to be.
    Shop owner: It's doing backstoke.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It must be pining for the fjords.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    M: The situation is critical 007. I've booked you on the next plane to Tokyo.
    Bond: X-( $&@ X-( !! *$ F**k off!!!

    {:)
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • AlexAlex The Eastern SeaboardPosts: 2,694MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Blofeld at the pet shop.

    Blofeld: This is not a piranha. It is an ex-piranha! It has ceased to be.
    Shop owner: It's doing backstoke.
    :D Great
  • JADE66JADE66 Posts: 238MI6 Agent
    Bond having a "failure" in bed. Not enough sleep the night before, one too many vodka martinis, and suddenly the little commander doesn't salute.
    Bond: Sorry, darling. It's been a rough day. ?:)
    Girl: Don't worry about it. It happens to all men. It's okay. Really.
    Bond: (feebly) I guess something big doesn't always come up. ;%
    Girl: Go to sleep. X-(
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Bond: Q, what the hell is this? A cheapo mobile that gives off fart gas, a pen that shoots lemon juice, and a Dell laptop with a wind up key in the side?

    Q: I'm sorry Bond but there is a recession on! Only wind the key in the direst of circumstances, because once the laptop starts walking, it chatters as the screen goes up and down.

    (Phone rings, it sounds like a duck)

    Bond (Answering) : Hello?

    Moneypenny: James? Tanner has looked over the expences account you have run up. M has just signed the paperwork for your budget review.

    Bond: Oh? Tom Ford, Smirnoff, Aston M, Hilton Hotels?

    Moneypenny: Er, more Primark, Blue Nun, Citroen, and Travel Inn. M just signed the paperwork.


    Q (offscreen) Put down that peashooter Smithers! We can't afford the peas!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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