Looking for a Bond Double April 9th in Burbank

I'm debuting a "blind driver" illusion for my Tomorrow Never Dies BMW replica which will make it look like nobody is driving the car. To complete the illusion, I need someone to wear a suit and look dashing while pretending to control the car via cell phone for a parade in Burbank:

http://www.burbankonparade.com/

I'm sure anyone on here that could make it has a perfect screen accurate outfit they're happy with for Bond, but if not I have a 42 long 34 waist grey suit with blue shirt and burgundy tie which is a passable match for the Tomorrow Never Dies car park chase outfit. I also have a cell phone remote and a few screen used rubber stunt weapons from Goldeneye + Tomorrow Never Dies + Die Another Day to round out the ensemble.

The Bond BMW (with sunroof rocket launcher) and a Get Smart Sunbeam Tiger with hood-mounted machine gun will be leading a group of over a dozen famous film and TV cars from www.starcarcentral.com including the TV Batmobile, Back to the Future Delorean, a handful of Transformers, Mad Max's Pursuit Special, and plenty of others.

Anyone in the area who would like to have a little bit of fun in the Bond character, PM or email me - I promise you'll have a blast at this gig. Otherwise, if you're in the area, be sure to stop by for the parade - it'll be quite an amusing show.

--Brian

Comments

  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    as i'm a) too short, b) too 'fugly', and c) in another country, i'd have to decline, but i'm curious, how are you going to create this illusion.

    please tell me you've not dropped the steering column and got a dwarf to drive it?
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  • texas007texas007 Houston, Texas 77041Posts: 2,356MI6 Agent
    we actually call them "little people"
  • jimmybondijimmybondi ShrublandsPosts: 328MI6 Agent
    Midget! Midget!!!
    gez.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    David: "Look whether or not Anton is indeed a midget, or a dwarf..."
    Alex: "No he’s a midget"
    David: "What’s the difference?"
    Alex: "A dwarf is someone who has disproportionately short arms and legs"
    David: "Oh I know the ones"
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    David: "Yeah… bloody hormones"
    Alex: "A midget is still a dwarf but their arms and legs are in proportion"
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    texas007 wrote:
    we actually call them "little people"

    would umpa-lumpa being going too far then? :o
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Hey, what about The Mantis, he has the phone and the clothing, and hopefully at trouser press :p
  • The Bond ExperienceThe Bond Experience Newtown, PAPosts: 5,490Quartermasters
    OK, that's it...taking an iron to my clothing collection this weekend...the kids can go to the circus some other weekend. :007)
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    That is the spirit Dave :007)
  • MANDY1MANDY1 TISPosts: 2,608MI6 Agent
    So there's gonna be a circus in Burbank :D
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  • bondmobilebondmobile Posts: 92MI6 Agent
    I have a tentative "Bond" for this event, but anyone else who is interested is more than welcome to contact me to arrange for the next event - Star Car Central keeps me busy with display events 2-3 weekends a month, with one high profile event like this that could use a Bond double every month to 6 weeks or so.

    FYI I'm not a midget, and I'm driving.

    Cheers

    --Brian
  • Bond Collectors' WeekendsBond Collectors' Weekends Gainesville, Florida USAPosts: 1,902MI6 Agent
    I'm in touch with experienced Bond doubles in the U.S. and overseas. Send me an e-mail to baconbond@gmail?

    Thanks.
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