Dog aficionados?

toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
To whom it may concern - dear AJB007-er,

I would like to give a gift to the dog of a lady friend.

What would you suggest?

It's a very small lady dog.

Thank you.

Toutbrun
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    So the Dog would be " The Property of a Lady ". how about a male dog, I'm sure she'd like that :)), Unless she's a complete Bitch.
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  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    I'm getting worried about all this lady wooing by pet. Last time I checked you were buying gifts for a lady's horse! Now it's a dog! :D
    If anyone wants to give toutbrun a gift, just get the guy some gift vouchers from Pets At Home - he's sure to use them in his quest for love! :))
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    I would suggest a lovely collar.
    Something customised - with a lead to match.

    Or for something a bit unusual - a (and I can't believe I'm saying this..... :)) ) but a 'grooming day' for the dog - you know where they go to get washed and then trimmed. Sort of like a 'salon' day for a dog.

    People who have small dogs, kinda like that thing.....
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  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    So the Dog would be " The Property of a Lady ". how about a male dog, I'm sure she'd like that :)), Unless she's a complete Bitch.

    LOL
    I'm getting worried about all this lady wooing by pet. Last time I checked you were buying gifts for a lady's horse! Now it's a dog! :D
    If anyone wants to give toutbrun a gift, just get the guy some gift vouchers from Pets At Home - he's sure to use them in his quest for love! :))

    I finally bought Hermès stirrups for that person. And I made her a card with iPhoto (first time ever). Apple is so cool.
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  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Hermes stirrups! - the man's got class. :D I do hope that got you something else... :v
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Hermes, Didn't he write "Tin Tin " ? :v
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  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    Hermes stirrups! - the man's got class. :D I do hope that got you something else... :v

    They were about 225$. It's not that bad (even though they are probably worth 20$). I wanted to buy her a whip, but they were 1250$, so... maybe next time.

    Well she's a friend, so... you know... but then, does men-women friendship really exist? That's for another thread.
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    toutbrun wrote:

    They were about 225$. It's not that bad (even though they are probably worth 20$). I wanted to buy her a whip, but they were 1250$, so... maybe next time.

    :o :o - that must be some whip..... you know ebay has them for about £3.95 :)) :v
    toutbrun wrote:
    Well she's a friend, so... you know... but then, does men-women friendship really exist? That's for another thread.

    .....well seduction by pet is a good move.

    Keep us posted ;)
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    toutbrun wrote:

    They were about 225$. It's not that bad (even though they are probably worth 20$). I wanted to buy her a whip, but they were 1250$, so... maybe next time.

    :o :o - that must be some whip..... you know ebay has them for about £3.95 :)) :v
    toutbrun wrote:
    Well she's a friend, so... you know... but then, does men-women friendship really exist? That's for another thread.

    .....well seduction by pet is a good move.

    Keep us posted ;)

    I'll email Goyard ( http://www.goyard.com/goyard.html ) to see what are their kind of prices for dog collars.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    toutbrun wrote:
    Hermes stirrups! - the man's got class. :D I do hope that got you something else... :v

    They were about 225$. It's not that bad (even though they are probably worth 20$). I wanted to buy her a whip, but they were 1250$, so... maybe next time.

    Well she's a friend, so... you know... but then, does men-women friendship really exist? That's for another thread.


    (In reverse order)

    1) Yes, men - women platonic friendship does exist. Just scan across the Ladies Watercooler.
    2) Pet Accesories are a good ideas, such as dog bowls, riding hats, tin of leather polish for the saddle...
    3) $225 for stirups? - $1250 for a whip?!! (Looks exasperated) - why not go the whole hog and buy the horse?!

    I'm sorry, I am Scottish so I am genetically doomed to detest gross waste expenditure of money for no good reason. :s


    Hi Lexi! (Waves)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent

    (In reverse order)

    1) Yes, men - women platonic friendship does exist. Just scan across the Ladies Watercooler.
    2) Pet Accesories are a good ideas, such as dog bowls, riding hats, tin of leather polish for the saddle...
    3) $225 for stirups? - $1250 for a whip?!! (Looks exasperated) - why not go the whole hog and buy the horse?!

    I'm sorry, I am Scottish so I am genetically doomed to detest gross waste expenditure of money for no good reason. :s


    Hi Lexi! (Waves)

    Hi Thunderbird 2 :D

    Glad you popped over to the watercooler.... you are always welcome, as you know!

    It is amazing the cost of accessories..... I mean you can spend just as much on a pooch, as you can on jewelry for women, but I suppose, if the demand is there.... and people are willing to spend that kind of money, then.....

    Although I don't think Toutbrun would think it a waste of money.... especially if he is making subtle gestures of admiration :v

    (However, for me, sod the bloody dog, and buy me the jewels :)) )
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    We will see in a few months what is waste and what is investment.
    If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to?
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,785MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:

    Hi Thunderbird 2 :D

    Glad you popped over to the watercooler.... you are always welcome, as you know!

    (Snippage)

    (However, for me, sod the bloody dog, and buy me the jewels :)) )


    Thank M'Dear willdo! And pay attention Gents - here is a classic example of a Lady who is saying exactly what she wants! :D
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
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