One chance - where's Napoleon?

Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Where is he?

Its a Bond venue. You each have one question and must get there in 10.


:) Speqk up dqrling; I can't hear you
"This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

Roger Moore 1927-2017

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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
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    Oh well, please yourself!
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Where is he?

    Its a Bond venue. You each have one question and must get there in 10.


    :) Speqk up dqrling; I can't hear you

    Well without sounding stupid, but your brief was, well....brief :))

    Perhaps a bit too subtle ?:)

    and was the q in the speaqk up dqrling a clue?
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  • Tokyo MattTokyo Matt Posts: 99MI6 Agent
    One question each.

    O.K.

    My question, "Where are you"?
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Yeah well I was typing it into a hotel reception internet and the keyboard wasn't quite the same, so a's become q's.

    This post rivals my John Barry Top 30 thread for responses! X-(
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Tokyo MattTokyo Matt Posts: 99MI6 Agent
    I like it. Kind of makes sense if somebody is speaking to softly.

    Kinda texting code for "Squeek up darling."

    Not going to answer my question are you Napoleon.

    O.K. can I have a second question?

    Are you on a continent?
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
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    Am I incontinent? The cheek of it!

    Oh, er, yeah I'm on a continent.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Rainier WolfcastleRainier Wolfcastle Posts: 484MI6 Agent
    So you must be in a hotel in a French-speaking country where they use an AZERTY keyboard layout, probably in Monte-Carlo, watching porn like always (that was the easy part ;) ).

    Okay, my question: Do you like the porn channels in your hotel?
  • Tokyo MattTokyo Matt Posts: 99MI6 Agent
    Rainer, for a moment there I was so impressed. That little bit of keyboard detective work was very good.

    So the "q" was a clue, Lexi got it, Napoleon didn't deny it, you called it "the easy part."
    Very good.

    Then you went and spoiled it all by asking about porn.

    That's a daft question. That question doesn't help at all.
    All guys enjoy watching porn whatever country they are in.

    Well, O.K., there are guys who enjoy watching porn and there are guys who lie.
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Yes, some good deduction there, it's France.

    I tried looking at porn but as it was a hostel, it didn't go down too well with the other inmates... :D

    You've had 3 questions. "I won't ask politely next time." And it's a venue, remember.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Rainier WolfcastleRainier Wolfcastle Posts: 484MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    I tried looking at porn but as it was a hostel, it didn't go down too well with the other inmates... :D
    What's wrong with today's youth?

    Well, I thought that you'd be in Monte-Carlo, doing your famous Henry Cavill impersonation, accompanied by Alessandra after contacting her via your henrycavill@freemail.com address. "Oh, monsieur Cavill, we are so sorry to hear that your passeport and credit card have been stolen, but the President Suite is of course always ready for you!"

    But as you are staying in a hostel, then I have to say Paris. And the Bond venue must be the Eiffel Tower. :007)
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Close, very close but no cigar.

    It's in Paris.

    Six questions left.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Arc de Triomph?
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Now how is that Bondian?

    Choose your next guess carefully thesecretagent, you may regret you asked...

    Five left...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As it's a Bond Venue,Could I hazzard a guess at Centre Pompidou
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Has Bpnd ever been there? I don't think so.

    Four left.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Wasn't Part of Moonraker shot there ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Maybe, I don't know.

    Your seventh question please...

    Three more ticks and I'll have hit the jackpot...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'll try Chateau Chantilly, from AVTAK.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    No, it's in Paris, not near it.

    Moore or Connery, books or films, inside venue or outside venue?

    These are the questions that narrow it down.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ok, but you might have to put it up to 20 questions :)) for us slow learners.
    Is it from the Connery era.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    No.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    okay.... is this venue from the literary Bond, or from a film Bond?
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Thank you. Literary Bond.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    okay.....From Russia With Love, A View To A Kill, or Thunderball :v
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Now how is that Bondian?

    Choose your next guess carefully thesecretagent, you may regret you asked...

    Five left...

    Literary Bond. He played tennis just off the Arc de Triomph in Devil May Care...
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Oh? I never read that one.

    Okay, here you go!

    The Answer

    Mind you, I didn't get to go there in the end. I mentioned it to my sister and she said, no, I don't want to go where a load of fat Americans hang out. (She has her brother's talent for international relations). Mind you, we did end up in Joe Allens in Etienne Metier and that's a great venue.

    This was the venue where Bond lost his virginity and pocket book, an event elaborated on by John Pearson in his James Bond biography.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Nice to see it NP, It's been years since I read a Fleming Bond novel, so I was scuppered from the get go. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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