Why am I always getting in to trouble

I had a package turn up today, when I opened it the Wife said WTF do you want all of them for and aint there enough $hit laying around 8-)

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I'm sure they will come in handy, B@tt plug anyone :o :D

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  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    I know just where to put those...Ah DJQ-Off, close but no cigar!
  • texas007texas007 Houston, Texas 77041Posts: 2,356MI6 Agent
    we have the same problem - the wife :))
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    I need one of your envelope's Kan :))
  • MANDY1MANDY1 TISPosts: 2,608MI6 Agent
    LMAO, Kan's safety protocol :007) I could use some of them red ones :D
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  • dailo007dailo007 Posts: 182MI6 Agent
    If you need any help with disposing of the evidence let me know!

    I've also been banned from receiving further parcels until I sell some stuff, so does anyone need a spare baddie for their corgi DB5, that should free up some space!
  • zig zagzig zag EnglandPosts: 244MI6 Agent
    dailo007 wrote:
    If you need any help with disposing of the evidence let me know!

    I've also been banned from receiving further parcels until I sell some stuff, so does anyone need a spare baddie for their corgi DB5, that should free up some space!


    I'd love a baddie for my DB5, lost him about 30yr back. Only thing is, now the bloody roof refuses to open. Too much playing with as a kid, me thinks. (And as an adult). Bugger.
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  • jimmybondijimmybondi ShrublandsPosts: 328MI6 Agent
    Are these tubes filled or empty? 8-) . These are No. 2 right?
    gez.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Empty Churchills Jimmy :))
  • dailo007dailo007 Posts: 182MI6 Agent
    Obviously perfect for storing that "just in case you might happen to need it" underwater breathing device!

    Expecting a lot of trips to shark infested swimming pools?
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    dailo007 wrote:
    Obviously perfect for storing that "just in case you might happen to need it" underwater breathing device!

    Expecting a lot of trips to shark infested swimming pools?

    :D indeed
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    before you ask pete, no, i'm not gonna check your figures, they're well rounded enough :o
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    before you ask pete, no, i'm not gonna check your figures, they're well rounded enough :o


    Do you want one of these plugs Singe, you smooth talkin b@stard
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    before you ask pete, no, i'm not gonna check your figures, they're well rounded enough :o


    Do you want one of these plugs Singe, you smooth talkin b@stard

    i'm more of a hamlet man myself pete B-)
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    If you had for 500$ worth of cigarettes, people would say you're a pathetic tobacco whore, but when it's cigars, then you're distinguished and a connoisseur ;)
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  • jimmybondijimmybondi ShrublandsPosts: 328MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Empty Churchills Jimmy :))


    Ahh, too bad! 8-) I would have sacrificed myself to take the tube contents off your chest, mate! :D
    gez.
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  • Donald GrantDonald Grant U.S.A.Posts: 2,251Quartermasters
    Are they the Cuban Romeo Y Julieta or the Dominican ones?

    DG
    So, what sharp little eyes you've got...wait till you get to my teeth.
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  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Are they the Cuban Romeo Y Julieta or the Dominican ones?

    DG

    Careful how you answer Pete...... :v

    So what's the scoop?

    Buy one get 49 free?
  • Donald GrantDonald Grant U.S.A.Posts: 2,251Quartermasters
    ke02eww wrote:
    Are they the Cuban Romeo Y Julieta or the Dominican ones?

    DG

    Careful how you answer Pete...... :v

    So what's the scoop?

    Buy one get 49 free?

    Not trying to cause a stir here. I just know the Cuban ones are hard to come by in the U.S. However elsewhere should not be a problem. Moreover empty tubes should be even less of a problem.

    DG
    So, what sharp little eyes you've got...wait till you get to my teeth.
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  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    ke02eww wrote:
    Are they the Cuban Romeo Y Julieta or the Dominican ones?

    DG

    Careful how you answer Pete...... :v

    So what's the scoop?

    Buy one get 49 free?

    Not trying to cause a stir here. I just know the Cuban ones are hard to come by in the U.S. However elsewhere should not be a problem. Moreover empty tubes should be even less of a problem.

    DG

    Sorry DG only kidding... 8-)

    Im sure Pete will come clean - he's probably photographing the bill of lading as we speak!

    Don't worry Pete likes a laugh - as do I

    Was serious about the scoop though.... :s
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    DG they are Cuban -{

    The scoop is the guy on ebay was selling a bunch of them and I bought them lol, I have way to many for what I want, but it was a good price :D

    When I have sorted out what I want I will let you guys know :D
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    DG they are Cuban -{

    The scoop is the guy on ebay was selling a bunch of them and I bought them lol, I have way to many for what I want, but it was a good price :D

    When I have sorted out what I want I will let you guys know :D
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  • asd007asd007 Posts: 225MI6 Agent
    Is that tube still in use or has it been discontinued?
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    discontinued.
  • icsics Posts: 1,413MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I had a package turn up today, when I opened it the Wife said WTF do you want all of them for and aint there enough $hit laying around 8-)

    533955b7.jpg

    I'm sure they will come in handy, B@tt plug anyone :o :D


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