May 21 is the end of the world

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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Actually perhaps I should leave that joke seeing as she hasn't responded to it on the other thread.... :#

    Ah, no Nap - well if you will start rumour mongering (can't believe I fell for that one 8-) :)) ).... and I was busy getting rather drunk last night, to miss your oh so tempting offer :))

    Hit the roof?..... no, alas, hit the coffee more like :# ;)
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,901Chief of Staff
    Sometime after 6:00 last night about $47 was raptured out of my bank account at Red Lobster. Does that count?
    Vox clamantis in deserto
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Wilde wrote:
    On one hand, it does make me laugh how these 'ladies' go on the TV and radio acting all self righteous and playing innocent, as if they don't understand what a wedding ring is. Sirens the lot of them.

    Well, one of them's using it to launch her stand-up career. She's been doing gigs in Manchester for the last six months...
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • WildeWilde Oxford, UKPosts: 621MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Wilde wrote:
    On one hand, it does make me laugh how these 'ladies' go on the TV and radio acting all self righteous and playing innocent, as if they don't understand what a wedding ring is. Sirens the lot of them.

    Well, one of them's using it to launch her stand-up career. She's been doing gigs in Manchester for the last six months...
    :))
  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    AARGGGH NOOOOOO HElP ME OOOOH IT HURTS AAAARGGHHH


    Oh wait no nothing's happening my mistake. I sent a text to my minister at 6:30 on Saturday: "Just checkin God's not left me behind." to which he replied: "Don't believe all false prophets.", which made me wonder if he would encourage me to believe only some false prophets...
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and everyone dies.
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Wilde wrote:
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Wilde wrote:
    On one hand, it does make me laugh how these 'ladies' go on the TV and radio acting all self righteous and playing innocent, as if they don't understand what a wedding ring is. Sirens the lot of them.

    Well, one of them's using it to launch her stand-up career. She's been doing gigs in Manchester for the last six months...
    :))

    The Giggs Up! The Giggs Up! The Giggs Up! The Giggs Up!
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,901Chief of Staff
    Poor Howard. . .Got it wrong in 1994, and now he says he goofed by five months. It's October 21 for sure, he says. Hmmm, you'd think an 89-year-old man would know about a certain boy who had this thing about wolves. . .
    Vox clamantis in deserto
  • darenhatdarenhat The Old PuebloPosts: 2,029Quartermasters
    Well, it's not his fault really. I have to confess that I filed for a five month extension. I hope I didn't mess up anyone's plans. ;%
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,443Chief of Staff
    Hardyboy wrote:
    Poor Howard. . .Got it wrong in 1994, and now he says he goofed by five months. It's October 21 for sure, he says. Hmmm, you'd think an 89-year-old man would know about a certain boy who had this thing about wolves. . .

    At the age of 89 he very well may only have another 5 months left :))
    YNWA 97
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Well there you are Lexi, still a chance for you there.... :))

    And Pred gets to go to another post-Rapture party.... Can't promise Lexi would be too rapturous though. :D
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Well there you are Lexi, still a chance for you there.... :))

    And Pred gets to go to another post-Rapture party.... Can't promise Lexi would be too rapturous though. :D


    This rapture thing is getting a little tired dont ya think.. B-)

    Bring on the Mayans... X-(
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-f7G4FFYE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Well there you are Lexi, still a chance for you there.... :))

    And Pred gets to go to another post-Rapture party.... Can't promise Lexi would be too rapturous though. :D


    ...aren't I the lucky girl ;)

    ...and that's for me to know, and for you to never find out :)) ;)
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    Lexi wrote:
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Well there you are Lexi, still a chance for you there.... :))

    And Pred gets to go to another post-Rapture party.... Can't promise Lexi would be too rapturous though. :D


    ...aren't I the lucky girl ;)

    ...and that's for me to know, and for you to never find out :)) ;)

    Gimme a call, Lex :p

    ;)

    B-)
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    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    There you are Lexi, a double whammy, two for the price of one offer. :)

    You'll be happier than Sharon Shoesmith... :o

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    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:

    You'll be happier than Sharon Shoesmith... :o

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    Sometimes Nap your inferences are just plain bizarre - or offensive, depending on your tolerance.... :#
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    She's in the news - happy cos she's won up to £2m on appeal for her sacking. Today's Evening Standard.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    She's in the news - happy cos she's won up to £2m on appeal for her sacking. Today's Evening Standard.

    Yes, I get that Nap..... but it's the reason why she is in the news that I'm perplexed you would use it as an example? :s

    Bad taste and inappropriate IMO.
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    She's in the news - happy cos she's won up to £2m on appeal for her sacking. Today's Evening Standard.

    Yes, I get that Nap..... but it's the reason why she is in the news that I'm perplexed you would use it as an example? :s

    Bad taste and inappropriate IMO.

    Nap,

    Now I know why you're so interested in the end of the world.... {:)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og-f7G4FFYE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Ah well, it's satire. Aimed at La Shoesmith really, her happy mug is all over the papers these days. Still, online humour has its limits I see. :(
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
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