Being Bond

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  • ExpatJBExpatJB HoustonPosts: 752MI6 Agent
    Dont google the sun 2003 story.
    Dont wait for your ship to come in. Swim out and meet the bloody thing.
  • pwalsh9012pwalsh9012 UKPosts: 190MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    WOW, cheers for that pwalsh9012 -{ , Donk can you ID any of his Bond guns as real ?, :D so he was on the short list to play Bond FFS :))

    Like's already been said John's the man when it comes to this sort of thing.
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Well it appears some of his gear IS genuine, I cant understand why he would BS about the other stuff , Like Donk and Paul pointed out, the QoS PPK is totally wrong. I don't think that someone that is in to Bond guns like he says he is, would make such mistakes :007)
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    ExpatJB wrote:
    Dont google the sun 2003 story.


    speechless.....

    and on that bombshell, i'm most definitely out (just not in the same way jack was).

    reminds me, anyone see general cheeseburger on dragons den tonight?
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    A real life Hero :D.

    I ain't got a TV so no, but the cheeseburger sounds interesting :D
  • texas007texas007 Houston, Texas 77041Posts: 2,356MI6 Agent
    The LP53 is off too - smooth finish and brown grip....wrong!!!

    "insurance value of £25k" ...... where did they get this estimate?

    I got a bunch of these so am I sitting on half a million £?

    I wished :))
  • ke02ewwke02eww USPosts: 2,063MI6 Agent
    edited August 2011
    Couple of points;

    Firstly, the guy does a lot for charity..... There are loads of references on the net, and they all seem genuine. He even donated a prop for a hospital auction....

    Secondly, he gets a kick out of bond.....that should resonate with most of us on here....

    Third he's an actor.... So ego is a must, and he clearly uses his bond obsession as a plug for his acting credentials.....hence the rubbish about being short listed for the role, and capturing a teenager who made off with an old lady's bicycle...

    He's also guilty of inflating the value of his collection, via absurd insurance valuations...but this is common amongst collectors and is as much a reflection of the value to them of  irreplaceable items.

    As regards owning the world most expensive bond weapon, that's rubbish too.... $15k  or £15k is nothing in this area of the market.  I recall that auction in 2005 and was there.... I don't recall much fuss about the Dalton ppk - and tgt it went for much less...

    The catalogue implies it went for £7k inclusive of buyers premium..
    http://www.bonhams.com/eur/auction/11808/lot/411/

    So where did the £15k come from? probably a bad currency calculation by the journalist ( £7k was approximately us$15k back in 2006 ) and all jack is guilty of is not pointing out the error... 

    Anyway, as bond fans goes jack marsden is up there with most....

    As a role model or icon or replacement for DC, I dont think you need a speargun to get the point.....

    In fact, as someone said, don't google the sun 2003 article...
    Someone mentioned the way he holds his weapon in the pics...
    To that end, this is reassuring as a quote..
    "These shorts are secure and I have every confidence in them."

    No matter how well you hold it, as minijeff says often, Better not be caught exposing it..

    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    http://lancashire.greatbritishlife.co.uk/editorial-image/id/92768/?back=/article/james-bond-gala-charity-ball-de-vere-whites-hotel-reebok-stadium-bolton-26222/

    Semper fi
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    Ditto however I'd like it even better if his finger was resting across the side of the trigger guard. Basic weapons handling 101.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    ke02eww wrote:
    No matter how well you hold it, as minijeff says often, Better not be caught exposing it..

    ah the very words i live by. i'm actually holding it right now.......
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    but which one is best? there's only one way to find out....

    (cue small paddling pool filled with jelly)
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Honk Honk :D
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Charitable Bellend then :D

    Cheers Paul -{

    Simply Fried


    ke02eww wrote:
    Couple of points;

    Firstly, the guy does a lot for charity..... There are loads of references on the net, and they all seem genuine. He even donated a prop for a hospital auction....

    Secondly, he gets a kick out of bond.....that should resonate with most of us on here....

    Third he's an actor.... So ego is a must, and he clearly uses his bond obsession as a plug for his acting credentials.....hence the rubbish about being short listed for the role, and capturing a teenager who made off with an old lady's bicycle...

    He's also guilty of inflating the value of his collection, via absurd insurance valuations...but this is common amongst collectors and is as much a reflection of the value to them of  irreplaceable items.

    As regards owning the world most expensive bond weapon, that's rubbish too.... $15k  or £15k is nothing in this area of the market.  I recall that auction in 2005 and was there.... I don't recall much fuss about the Dalton ppk - and tgt it went for much less...

    The catalogue implies it went for £7k inclusive of buyers premium..
    http://www.bonhams.com/eur/auction/11808/lot/411/

    So where did the £15k come from? probably a bad currency calculation by the journalist ( £7k was approximately us$15k back in 2006 ) and all jack is guilty of is not pointing out the error... 

    Anyway, as bond fans goes jack marsden is up there with most....

    As a role model or icon or replacement for DC, I dont think you need a speargun to get the point.....

    In fact, as someone said, don't google the sun 2003 article...
    Someone mentioned the way he holds his weapon in the pics...
    To that end, this is reassuring as a quote..
    "These shorts are secure and I have every confidence in them."

    No matter how well you hold it, as minijeff says often, Better not be caught exposing it..

    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    http://lancashire.greatbritishlife.co.uk/editorial-image/id/92768/?back=/article/james-bond-gala-charity-ball-de-vere-whites-hotel-reebok-stadium-bolton-26222/

    Semper fi
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    :o quadruple horns! Nice :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Bondtoys wrote:
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    :o quadruple horns! Nice :D

    Oh no, Markus has the horn :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Bondtoys wrote:
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    That said I liked the twin horns in this one...

    :o quadruple horns! Nice :D

    Oh no, Markus has the horn :D


    oktoberfest_horns.jpg

    not wanting to be lonely, markus brings along a fwend to have the horn with...
    butt viy vud yoo vant to haz zee horn orn yor own, hmmm?


    as for me, when i get the horn, things get well complicated. and i've lost the f*%$ing instructions. :#

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  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    Ah bless MG iz havink za major ORN PROBLEMS, perhaps he shud get und froidlinez to rub za oinkment on za underzide ov his twisted bell?
    (apologies Markus, I am anything but a Cunning Linguist!)
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    You sure thats not cunny funt Donk :D
  • icsics Posts: 1,413MI6 Agent
    Nice horn Jeff is that from your lab ??? :s
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    No, but I hear the Lab is his best friend :v
  • icsics Posts: 1,413MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    No, but I hear the Lab is his best friend :v


    Jeffs lab ???

    labo.jpg
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    I was thinking Labrador :D
  • icsics Posts: 1,413MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I was thinking Labrador :D

    Aghhhhhhhh 8-)
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I was thinking Labrador :D

    MG woz thinking SHRAGGGGYYYY SHRAGGGYYYYY...anyDogwillDOOOOOO (get it Scooby?)

    Aint this better than discussing what may or indeed what may not be a BondyPistol???
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I'm sure, that MG's lab looks more like this:

    Messie-Mieter-hortete-2200-leere-Bierflaschen-und-steckte-Handtuecher-ins-Klo_819455.png
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    That aint Jeff, his suit has the @rse cut out :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    That aint Jeff, his suit has the @rse cut out :D

    it actually has a convenient flap located round the back, get it right.

    plus that looks nothing like my lab, you can see the floor in that pic thus it must be a fake.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Convenient flap sounds good :D
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