i'll offer 6 whole pounds, an empty coke can, a night with pete's stalker, a half empty packet of kleenex mansize, a pair of fingerless gloves, half a pair of scissors, donkey balls' ped, a ball of blutac, 2 spent .22 casings, a bus ticket to mertha tidville, a lump of cheese, bit of string and by my own fair hand, a hand drawn sketch, from memory, drawn while blindfolded and standing on one leg, a picture of a challenger 2E main battle tank being driven by a drunk badger called dave driving over a nazi!
i'll offer 6 whole pounds, an empty coke can, a night with pete's stalker, a half empty packet of kleenex mansize, a pair of fingerless gloves, half a pair of scissors, donkey balls' ped, a ball of blutac, 2 spent .22 casings, a bus ticket to mertha tidville, a lump of cheese, bit of string and by my own fair hand, a hand drawn sketch, from memory, drawn while blindfolded and standing on one leg, a picture of a challenger 2E main battle tank being driven by a drunk badger called dave driving over a nazi!
I'll offer the same but up it with a good feel of Markus's (Bondtoys) trouser hedgehog! :v
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I think it's digusting how this is NOT being taken seriously!!!
Quite right, bondstarscom....this poor fellow uses his own time to track us down...to offer us the 'once-in-a-lifetime' opportunity to 'own' this amazing Bond related telephone number...and we deride his generosity...shame on us...
Okay then...I'll match the £4.20 and add an empty packet of Percy Daltons Dry Roasted Peanuts, a Spangle wrapper (yellow) and a 3/4 used biro {:)
i'll offer 6 whole pounds, an empty coke can, a night with pete's stalker, a half empty packet of kleenex mansize, a pair of fingerless gloves, half a pair of scissors, donkey balls' ped, a ball of blutac, 2 spent .22 casings, a bus ticket to mertha tidville, a lump of cheese, bit of string and by my own fair hand, a hand drawn sketch, from memory, drawn while blindfolded and standing on one leg, a picture of a challenger 2E main battle tank being driven by a drunk badger called dave driving over a nazi!
You bloody well won't Microjiff, I've only just got the ped back together. Just need Luciana Paluzzi to pose on it in her 1965 leather skin tight slurpies...SLURP!
I think it's digusting how this is NOT being taken seriously!!!
Quite right, bondstarscom....this poor fellow uses his own time to track us down...to offer us the 'once-in-a-lifetime' opportunity to 'own' this amazing Bond related telephone number...and we deride his generosity...shame on us...
Okay then...I'll match the £4.20 and add an empty packet of Percy Daltons Dry Roasted Peanuts, a Spangle wrapper (yellow) and a 3/4 used biro {:)
Damn! Wish I had thought about offering a used biro!
Out of interest has anyone phoned this number yet? Go on, be honest now!!! :v )
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I out bid you, I offered the same but threw in a danjaq special (yes that is a **** I admit)
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£4.20....some hedge clippings and an old pram
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I'll offer the same but up it with a good feel of Markus's (Bondtoys) trouser hedgehog! :v
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And I'd like them back when you have please ;%
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Quite right, bondstarscom....this poor fellow uses his own time to track us down...to offer us the 'once-in-a-lifetime' opportunity to 'own' this amazing Bond related telephone number...and we deride his generosity...shame on us...
Okay then...I'll match the £4.20 and add an empty packet of Percy Daltons Dry Roasted Peanuts, a Spangle wrapper (yellow) and a 3/4 used biro {:)
life's too short pal.
besides, when you think about it, what would the everyday run of the mill bond fan do with an 0844 number?
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You bloody well won't Microjiff, I've only just got the ped back together. Just need Luciana Paluzzi to pose on it in her 1965 leather skin tight slurpies...SLURP!
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Damn! Wish I had thought about offering a used biro!
Out of interest has anyone phoned this number yet? Go on, be honest now!!! :v
NMS
It's called sarcasm!!!
No but it could be a cool business number..maybe for a well established autograph dealer to have a cool 007 style number
My final offer, £4.00, 2 goats and a chicken
Howzat?
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o.k. Because it was payday, so, I'll raise to a fiver. But I want an extra **** for that amount!
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Add the weekend usage of a used butt plug and a saucer of 1952 vintage yak milk to mix with the coffee & ya may have a deal?
Hey !!!!
I don't sell them once I've managed to get them when they've been used ;%
I'll add to my previous offer with a slightly stained torn out picture of David Cassidy from a 1976 Jackie annual
May I ask what the stain is...I know someone who might be interested in that!!
I always found cling film to be quite useful in those situations!
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I've tried a 'scratch-and-sniff-test'....but I'm not too sure...
Cling film is good...just watch out for 'splash-back' ;%