I have an amazing telephone number 0844 33 21 007 for sale

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    bondstarscom wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:

    Hey !!!!

    I don't sell them once I've managed to get them when they've been used ;%

    I'll add to my previous offer with a slightly stained torn out picture of David Cassidy from a 1976 Jackie annual :D

    May I ask what the stain is...I know someone who might be interested in that!!

    I always found cling film to be quite useful in those situations!

    I've tried a 'scratch-and-sniff-test'....but I'm not too sure...

    Cling film is good...just watch out for 'splash-back' ;%

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  • JagJag Posts: 1,167MI6 Agent
    Guys,

    You just missed out. The number has been sold to an overseas buyer for about $10,000.
  • Gadget MeisterGadget Meister Bicester, OxonPosts: 1,972MI6 Agent
    Yeah right, of course it has
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  • LOO7K OUTLOO7K OUT United KingdomPosts: 474MI6 Agent
    If I didn't know better, I would think that nobody was taking this seriously :p

    Duncan
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    LOO7K OUT wrote:
    If I didn't know better, I would think that nobody was taking this seriously :p

    Duncan

    Really ? :))

    I'll even throw in some toenail clippings if it helps to swing the deal :D
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    LOO7K OUT wrote:
    If I didn't know better, I would think that nobody was taking this seriously :p

    Duncan

    yeah, what w@nker would start all the daft frivolities off in the first place?
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  • www.bondstars.comwww.bondstars.com Pinewood Studios, LondonPosts: 374Chief of Staff
    I can't wait any longer...who has won this phone number?

    It's more exciting than waiting to find out if I'd been allocated tickets for the olympics!!!
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    bondstarscom wrote:
    I can't wait any longer...who has won this phone number?

    ring it n find out :v

    we could have a sweepstakes.

    10:1 its dirty debby

    5:1 saucy suzy

    2:1 pete's stalker
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    :D 2:1 my stalker
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    :D 2:1 my stalker

    Sorry, guys, I don't have it! :v
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    No Markus, he said stalker not stalk on :v
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :D did you say strap-on?
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    that to :D
  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    I can give 10 Canadian dollars for this number, but you'll have to come get it in person. ( :)) )
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    Bondtoys wrote:
    :D did you say strap-on?

    I'll be round in a minute :D
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  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    A phone number openly advertised and sold on a public forum? Oh the buyer would receive so many prank calls about buttplugs and strap-ons that he/she will wish she didn't even have a phone in the house :))

    NMS
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Cant believe this thread is still going, I posted the dirty knickers last week and now waiting for the number to be transferred :))
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  • toutbruntoutbrun Washington, USAPosts: 1,501MI6 Agent
    nms75 wrote:
    A phone number openly advertised and sold on a public forum? Oh the buyer would receive so many prank calls about buttplugs and strap-ons that he/she will wish she didn't even have a phone in the house :))

    NMS

    I didn't think about that though.. Hey, let's NOT call this number, all right...
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  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    toutbrun wrote:
    nms75 wrote:
    A phone number openly advertised and sold on a public forum? Oh the buyer would receive so many prank calls about buttplugs and strap-ons that he/she will wish she didn't even have a phone in the house :))

    NMS

    I didn't think about that though.. Hey, let's NOT call this number, all right...

    I bet someone already has done :o My money is on danjaq... :))

    NMS
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    buttplugs r us :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    i couldn't give a crap what you guys are saying about this guy, as promised, here's my new number;

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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    can we see the pic of the tank too :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    here we go....
    minigeff wrote:
    a picture of a challenger 2E main battle tank being driven by a drunk badger called dave driving over a nazi!

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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    what is Dave doing ? looks like it could be a w@nk tank :v :D
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    dave's got an eye patch on cos he's well 'ard innit.

    dunno what the stick is about though, you'll have to ask him what thats about.

    time for me meds, doc's here now so taraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........zzzzzzzzzzz
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  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    I am voting this tread as the best thread of the month in the James Bond Memorabilia sub-forum :))

    NMS

    P.S. W@nk Tank - I love it! :D
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