The trick is to lube yer 9mm and innocently let it run (that would be the UMAREX gun lube) onto yer gentlemens vegetables and let it soak in while innocently studying early celluloid footage of Eva Green in her early pre-Bond days....nice! & as extra incentive for Danjaq_Off, stick a pressed aluminium BMT2144 number plate up yer ass!
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yeah but still got a couple of taste buds left eh?
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Well he is a brute...like a tatoo emblazened hippo on heat....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Depends what you were 'pulling'? :v
That conjurs up life-changing mental images in my fragile mind
Is that hungry hippo
only crackers Mark, just out side the local loony bin
Parp, singe ya nose hair on that bugger
Was there a **** toy inside them this year and did ya wear the looney hat? :007)
And I'll vomit to that...parp!, ralph!....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Lets all drink to danjaq's new fragrance and long may it linger :v
You are supposed to put it on your pulsating points so you might need to think of spraying it somewhere else - close though :v
On a serious note try House of Fraser - £120 for 50ml
Yeah, that's what she told me :v
That's the problem these days, there is no trust any more
Tis but a tiddler - mine is an ICBM ;%
I never go off half-**** me