What's your fragrance for your Bondian moments?

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    nms75 wrote:
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Anyone know a good place to get Tobacco Vanille online? Dying to try some on my balls!

    You are supposed to put it on your pulsating points so you might need to think of spraying it somewhere else - close though :v

    i can't afford that stuff, so i've improvised and come up with my own concoction. marmite, a smidge of english mustard (not that french cack) and some acetone.

    makes my ballsack fizz like a dodgy substation. :o
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  • WildeWilde Oxford, UKPosts: 621MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    nms75 wrote:
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Anyone know a good place to get Tobacco Vanille online? Dying to try some on my balls!

    You are supposed to put it on your pulsating points so you might need to think of spraying it somewhere else - close though :v

    i can't afford that stuff, so i've improvised and come up with my own concoction. marmite, a smidge of english mustard (not that french cack) and some acetone.

    makes my ballsack fizz like a dodgy substation. :o

    Original Source shower gel tends to have that effect.
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    Nice to know so many members have fresh smelling ballsacks :D
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Wilde wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    nms75 wrote:

    You are supposed to put it on your pulsating points so you might need to think of spraying it somewhere else - close though :v

    i can't afford that stuff, so i've improvised and come up with my own concoction. marmite, a smidge of english mustard (not that french cack) and some acetone.

    makes my ballsack fizz like a dodgy substation. :o

    Original Source shower gel tends to have that effect.

    Minty Balls :D
  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Wilde wrote:
    minigeff wrote:

    i can't afford that stuff, so i've improvised and come up with my own concoction. marmite, a smidge of english mustard (not that french cack) and some acetone.

    makes my ballsack fizz like a dodgy substation. :o

    Original Source shower gel tends to have that effect.

    Minty Balls :D
    Well I can ask him for ya but he's overseas at the moment. Maybe Microjiff could use a cloverleaf instead? Would itch like buggery but would have the same effect as mint..maybe?
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    Wilde wrote:

    :)) :)) :))

    Original Source shower gel tends to have that effect.

    Minty Balls :D
    Well I can ask him for ya but he's overseas at the moment. Maybe Microjiff could use a cloverleaf instead? Would itch like buggery but would have the same effect as mint..maybe?

    :)) :)) :))
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Ere donk, cop a load of this!

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    Bet that's got his balls tingling.
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    nms75 wrote:
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Anyone know a good place to get Tobacco Vanille online? Dying to try some on my balls!

    On a serious note try House of Fraser - £120 for 50ml :)

    Cheers!!!!!!!
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  • ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Ere donk, cop a load of this!

    tumblr_kwivx4Yalv1qzmqdwo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1321297076&Signature=R8Lnv%2Ftj83kyu%2BZPjymLRhqk95A%3D

    Bet that's got his balls tingling.

    Nah, she gets em out all the time except in Casino Royale where they were just incredibly well presented...slurpy!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    ppw3o6r wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    Ere donk, cop a load of this!

    tumblr_kwivx4Yalv1qzmqdwo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1321297076&Signature=R8Lnv%2Ftj83kyu%2BZPjymLRhqk95A%3D

    Bet that's got his balls tingling.


    :)) :)) :))

    Nah, she gets em out all the time except in Casino Royale where they were just incredibly well presented...slurpy!

    :)) :)) :))
  • David SchofieldDavid Schofield EnglandPosts: 1,528MI6 Agent
    Now I'm the first to admit that in the past there have been no levels to which I wouldn't stoop to get a girl to get her tits out.

    But even I've never chopped her arms off to get that far.

    ;)
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Just a bit of 'armless fun :))
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  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    Nice pair!!! Of arms she needs :))
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
  • Ens007Ens007 EnglandPosts: 863MI6 Agent
    Is this taken from the remake of Boxing Helena?
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    I see the pair has disappeared :))
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
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