Super rare James Bond household item 1962, L@@@@K!

I'll not bother to introduce myself as I am not interested at all in you.
Before I throw it into the junk, I'll post it here as I don't want to pay ebay fees.

I'll say, that I inherited this from my uncle, who recently passed away and he was a massive James Bond fan.
This household item has been hand-made by the artist "Danjaq" in 1962 and is a one-of a kind.

To paint it a bit with an emotional value, I say, that I sincerely hope, that it'll find a good home.
Tbh, I don't care at all as long as the price is good enough.

Pic:

152dicz.jpg

Forgot: I have no idea about all these Bond movies, but it has been seen in "One Sheet Is Not Enough" with Carles Brosnan, so, it's a rare prop
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,321MI6 Agent
    hahahahahahahahah :))

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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,321MI6 Agent
    Now which one of you rotters is this :))
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  • The Bond ExperienceThe Bond Experience Newtown, PAPosts: 5,490Quartermasters
    Hmmm, Petesleftball and made by an artist call Danjaq...I haven't a clue... ;)


    (BTW, it's not one of a kind...I have a few pieces of this item stuck to my my undercarriage)....
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Im glad it is my left 1, the bugger was always itching :D
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    The Mantis wrote:
    Hmmm, Petesleftball and made by an artist call Danjaq...I haven't a clue... ;)


    (BTW, it's not one of a kind...I have a few pieces of this item stuck to my my undercarriage)....

    klinkers Dave {[]
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ... we should make that a sticky :D
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  • KleynenKleynen BelgiumPosts: 396MI6 Agent
    LoL
    :))
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    What a load of s**t :))
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    It's obviously fake guys, it's got 'danjag' written on it 8-)
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,769Chief of Staff
    Pic:

    152dicz.jpg

    Not as rare as you think...I have a couple of these at home...but they have gone slightly brown...due to...err...age ;%
    YNWA 97
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    Just come back from my daily constitutional and discovered these are not as rare as the original poster claims ;%
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
  • VoituerVoituer Posts: 483MI6 Agent
    there are a few films this could come from

    Dr Poo
    From Poo With Love
    Poofinger
    Thunderpoo
    You Only Poo Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Poo
    Diamonds Are Poo
    The Man With The Golden Poo
    Live and Let Poo
    The Poo Who Loved Me
    Pooraker
    For Your Poo Only
    Octopoo
    A View to a Poo
    The Living Poolights
    Licence to Poo
    Goldenpoo
    Poo Never Dies
    Poo Another Day
    Poo Royale
    Poo of Solace

    There are numerous variations and it gets funnier the more Bollinger you quaff!!
  • PaperbillPaperbill FloridaPosts: 812MI6 Agent
    Funny Sh*t
  • jon_1ukjon_1uk Posts: 674MI6 Agent
    Voituer wrote:
    there are a few films this could come from

    Dr Poo
    From Poo With Love
    Poofinger
    Thunderpoo
    You Only Poo Twice
    On Her Majesty's Secret Poo
    Diamonds Are Poo
    The Man With The Golden Poo
    Live and Let Poo
    The Poo Who Loved Me
    Pooraker
    For Your Poo Only
    Octopoo
    A View to a Poo
    The Living Poolights
    Licence to Poo
    Goldenpoo
    Poo Never Dies
    Poo Another Day
    Poo Royale
    Poo of Solace

    There are numerous variations and it gets funnier the more Bollinger you quaff!!


    poo myself laughing .. lol
    "some men are coming to kill us, we're going to kill them first"
  • VoituerVoituer Posts: 483MI6 Agent
    From Russia With Poo
    Goldpoo
    Pooball
    Poo Only Live Twice
    On Her Majesty's Poo Service
    Poo Are Forever
    The Man With The Poo Gun
    Poo and Let Die
    The Spy Who Loved Poo
    Moonpoo
    For Poo Eyes Only
    A Poo to a Kill
    Poo to Kill
    Pooeye
    Tomorrow Poo Dies
    Die Another Poo
    Casino Poo
    Quantum of Poo
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Now, before anyone gets flushed, this just looks like your typical bog-standard paper prop to me.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Voituer wrote:
    From Russia With Poo
    Goldpoo
    Pooball
    Poo Only Live Twice
    On Her Majesty's Poo Service
    Poo Are Forever
    The Man With The Poo Gun
    Poo and Let Die
    The Spy Who Loved Poo
    Moonpoo
    For Poo Eyes Only
    A Poo to a Kill
    Poo to Kill
    Pooeye
    Tomorrow Poo Dies
    Die Another Poo
    Casino Poo
    Quantum of Poo

    Dear oh dear....

    Another thread gone totally crap. Flush out this turd like behaviour and cisternmaticlly pull the plug on this toilet humour. I remember the good old days, where members were more domestoscated, and every day was like your b'day, pood log on, check the boards and laugh until you overflowed with laugher.

    These days it's a steaming load of poo.

    MG
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  • WildeWilde Oxford, UKPosts: 621MI6 Agent
    This stinks. Nice stunt though, these one hit wonders do annoy me. :v
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Wilde wrote:
    This stinks. Nice stunt though, these one hit wonders do annoy me. :v

    I agree. I thought we frowned on people who only have 3356* posts coming on here just to flog stuff.

    (*number selected entirely at random. Any similiarity between real number of posts is purely coincidental).
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

    Oh my! All that laughing has made me want to have a poo ;%

    Back in a bit - now where is my newspaper...
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  • icsics Posts: 1,413MI6 Agent
    This thread is now a classic…. :D :s -{
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    ics wrote:
    This thread is now a classic…. :D :s -{

    still not as good as the raven riley episode, thats THE classic thread. :))
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    all thanks to my left ball :D
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    all thanks to my left ball :D

    Can't wait to see what your right testicle gets up to! :v ;%
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    nms75 wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    all thanks to my left ball :D

    Can't wait to see what your right testicle gets up to! :v ;%

    I really don't think you know what you're wishing for....
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    ics wrote:
    This thread is now a classic…. :D :s -{

    still not as good as the raven riley episode, thats THE classic thread. :))

    Aaaah the lovely Raven... :x
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • nms75nms75 United KingdomPosts: 1,233MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    nms75 wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    all thanks to my left ball :D

    Can't wait to see what your right testicle gets up to! :v ;%

    I really don't think you know what you're wishing for....

    Tap dance routine? :v
    A sense of humour is no laughing matter!
  • PredatorPredator Posts: 790Chief of Staff
    I'll not bother to introduce myself as I am not interested at all in you.
    Before I throw it into the junk, I'll post it here as I don't want to pay ebay fees.

    I'll say, that I inherited this from my uncle, who recently passed away and he was a massive James Bond fan.
    This household item has been hand-made by the artist "Danjaq" in 1962 and is a one-of a kind.

    To paint it a bit with an emotional value, I say, that I sincerely hope, that it'll find a good home.
    Tbh, I don't care at all as long as the price is good enough.

    Pic:

    152dicz.jpg

    Forgot: I have no idea about all these Bond movies, but it has been seen in "One Sheet Is Not Enough" with Carles Brosnan, so, it's a rare prop

    :))


    Although quite clearly a fake. 1962? With that pattern?

    I would have thought it would be obvious to any self-respecting collecting enthusiast that the pattern was derived from the decor in Kissy Suzuki's house in YOLT. In fact, a rumour exists that it was individual sheets of this that were formed into Connery's facial prosthetics to convert him so convincingly into a local fisherman ...
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    nms75 wrote:
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    all thanks to my left ball :D

    Can't wait to see what your right testicle gets up to! :v ;%

    To be honest Mark the left one has a mind of its own, I had no idea it was selling trade mark bog roll :D
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Looks like its soft on ya arse though :D

    Predator wrote:
    I'll not bother to introduce myself as I am not interested at all in you.
    Before I throw it into the junk, I'll post it here as I don't want to pay ebay fees.

    I'll say, that I inherited this from my uncle, who recently passed away and he was a massive James Bond fan.
    This household item has been hand-made by the artist "Danjaq" in 1962 and is a one-of a kind.

    To paint it a bit with an emotional value, I say, that I sincerely hope, that it'll find a good home.
    Tbh, I don't care at all as long as the price is good enough.

    Pic:

    152dicz.jpg

    Forgot: I have no idea about all these Bond movies, but it has been seen in "One Sheet Is Not Enough" with Carles Brosnan, so, it's a rare prop

    :))


    Although quite clearly a fake. 1962? With that pattern?

    I would have thought it would be obvious to any self-respecting collecting enthusiast that the pattern was derived from the decor in Kissy Suzuki's house in YOLT. In fact, a rumour exists that it was individual sheets of this that were formed into Connery's facial prosthetics to convert him so convincingly into a local fisherman ...
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