If you ever where annoyed about a mosquito bite.....

Higgins · May 2012

I have found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmidt_Sting_Pain_Index

This guy ranks the pain which comes after certain insect bites in a kind of Michelin guide!
Hilarious!

He even extended his scale for the bullet ant: "Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail grinding into your heel."

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Thunderpussy · May 2012

Strange, I thought it was Universally accepted that A Paper Cut was the worst kind of pain on the planet.

minigeff · May 2012

is there a minus pain rating for the cut of bondtoys' wit?

Wilde · May 2012

minigeff wrote:

is there a minus pain rating for the cut of bondtoys' wit?

Wouldn't that make it pleasurable?

minigeff · May 2012

Wilde wrote:

minigeff wrote:

is there a minus pain rating for the cut of bondtoys' wit?

Wouldn't that make it pleasurable?

hadn't thought of it like that, if theres one way of thinking of bondtoys, pleasurable would definitely not be on my mind.

Higgins · May 2012

Wilde and microsinge,

you guys are even able to off-topic an off-topic 8-)

thesecretagent · May 2012

Picture this: tropical sunset on a remote part of an Indonesian Island. You've persued the most heavenly woman imaginable, and now you appear to have melted her. She's yours, the signs are there. It's taken three weeks from the first look to the casual word, to the shared joke, to walking down the track to the beach, to sitting with her, swimming with her, carrying her beach bag - now you've bought her dinner, strolled down to the perfect sunset caught hold of her hand, watched her laugh and sparkle turn to serious anticipation, you step forward to try for a kiss, she squeezes your hand, edges forward, lips pursed - OH GOD IT'S LOOKING GOOD! Then BAM! Your foot, ankle, shin - all on fire. FIRE! Yes, I stepped in a nest of fire ants, all a good centermetre or so in length. Christ, the pain. But I still kept up the kiss (she really must have thought my technique a bit odd...) I even let my hands wander, all the time casually shaking my leg to get rid of the agonising insects as I pushed her backwards away from the nest they were so agressively protecting. She misinterpreted this and looked around for somewhere to lay down (I mean, there was nobody around...) my foot is still on fire, and some of the biting B'stards have gotten higher. She's hitching up her skirt (misjudged this one - should have tried this sooner!) and she's waiting for me to get down ontop of her. MAN THIS IS AGONY! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! But, do you know what? When faced with a guaranteed shag man really can go through anything... It might not have been great for her, possibly a bit rushed, but I WAS being slowly eaten alive at the time...

Higgins · May 2012

ouch!

TSA, are you shure that her moaning was not caused by the same aunts defending their nest also against her?

The Domino Effect · May 2012

Rather interesting. The most painful sting/bite I have ever had was a double sting from a sea urchin...or two sea urchins. Having twin punctures on the tip of my finger and rather excruciating pain, I wasn't sure whether it had been a sea urchin or some deadly sea snake. The divemaster's actions to plunge my finger into a glass of boiling water and oil was no less painful...although at least I didn't lose my finger.

The best insect bite - as opposed to sting - was from a tsetse fly. They may be small, but it feels like you've been bitten by a hungry horse.

minigeff · May 2012

Worse I did was tearing 2 meta tarsils in my foot, felt like someone had stuck a white hot iron bar in my foot.

Not really a bite but I ain't ever been bitten by owt nasty. The guinea pig got me once though, little bugger.

thesecretagent · May 2012

Bondtoys wrote:

ouch!

TSA, are you shure that her moaning was not caused by the same aunts defending their nest also against her?

Very likely.

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Napoleon Plural · May 2012

In its way, that story is every bit as horrible as the one you post on Number 25's Norwegian Nutter thread...

Anyway, the rest of consider our sheltered existence...

If you ever where annoyed about a mosquito bite.....

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