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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    On the Men v Women debate.......

    Why do they display womens underwear next to their changing rooms in shops ?
    So when Mrs TP takes a couple of dresses in to try on, I'm left hanging about
    surrounded by knickers and bras, feeling everyone is looking at me like I'm a bit of
    a perv ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    On the Men v Women debate.......

    Why do they display womens underwear next to their changing rooms in shops ?
    So when Mrs TP takes a couple of dresses in to try on, I'm left hanging about
    surrounded by knickers and bras, feeling everyone is looking at me like I'm a bit of
    a perv ! :))


    Was that experience anything like this, TP?:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beN7FftWNCM

    :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    On the Men v Women debate.......

    Why do they display womens underwear next to their changing rooms in shops ?
    So when Mrs TP takes a couple of dresses in to try on, I'm left hanging about
    surrounded by knickers and bras, feeling everyone is looking at me like I'm a bit of
    a perv ! :))

    me too I think I will ask minigeff to invent some kind of flashing badge that says
    "its ok my wife is in the fitting room " :)) :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) even worse. ( Than the Fr Ted experience ) SM.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    :)) even worse. ( Than the Fr Ted experience ) SM.

    I love how it's filmed over dramatically like some Vietnam War movie. :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I always take my wife out ,the trouble is ,she always comes back . :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    I got home this evening, my wife has got the hump with me. I thought to myself, i was up the pub with the boys Friday night, was out at the footie with the boys all yesterday, and I was out playing golf with the lads today... So it can't have been me who's given her the hump, I haven't even been here. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    I got home this evening, my wife has got the hump with me. I thought to myself, i was up the pub with the boys Friday night, was out at the footie with the boys all yesterday, and I was out playing golf with the lads today... So it can't have been me who's given her the hump, I haven't even been here. :D

    Many wives would consider that to be the perfect weekend! :D
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Well I cant wait for my wife to go out with the girls then I can
    eat what I want to eat ,
    watch what I want to watch,
    drink what I and how much ,I want to drink ,
    sit where I want to sit ,with my dog ,
    and wear what I want to wear ,ie no trousers (Peter Griffin/Homer Simpson style) whilst watching the TV ,Buuuurrrrrrppppp. :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Well I cant wait for my wife to go out with the girls then I can
    eat what I want to eat ,
    watch what I want to watch,
    drink what I and how much ,I want to drink ,
    sit where I want to sit ,with my dog ,
    and wear what I want to wear ,ie no trousers (Peter Griffin/Homer Simpson style) whilst watching the TV ,Buuuurrrrrrppppp. :D
    What a man!!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I think if zoo's had signs saying something like ........

    " Trespassers will be eaten !". " If you or your kids falling in here, ..... tough !"

    Then I think visitors would be a lot more careful
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    I think if zoo's had signs saying something like ........

    " Trespassers will be eaten !". " If you or your kids falling in here, ..... tough !"

    Then I think visitors would be a lot more careful
    I think in this day of lawsuits and compensation the zoo can't be blamed for their actions, the gorilla is a sad and tragic loss. That such an important and majestic animal has died due to bad parenting is a travesty. I've got 4 children ( from 2 marriages) the youngest is 20 months and when out in potentially dangerous places he and our 6 year old are never out of reach. Irresponsible parents are far too common these days.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Why has the TV channel Yesterday started playing sitcoms???? I love the documentary's and educational programmes and blackadder has some historical significance ( as well as being damn funny) but they've started showing some real crap. Aren't there enough channels showing crap already?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I think if zoo's had signs saying something like ........

    " Trespassers will be eaten !". " If you or your kids falling in here, ..... tough !"

    Then I think visitors would be a lot more careful

    Another case of bad parenting ,they either wasn't watching their brat ,or as in common these days
    "oh don't climb there Johnny ,daddy will be cross ,now Johnny daddy did say get down (for the umpteenth time) now this poor majestic creature ,has had to pay the ultimate price ,for some one elses bloody stupidity ,These people should be fined /prosecuted to the full weight of the law ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Just been watching the news ,and saw our esteemed leader Dave ,walk out of number 10 ,wearing a nice blue 2 button suit ,
    but with both jacket buttons done up ,Come on Dave this is school boy stuff ,leave the bottom button undone .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    So, some f**king ISIS fan in Orlando Florida buys an AR-15 a few days ago and last night shoots up a LGBT dance club at 2 in the mourning killing 50 and wounding 53, and I STILL hear peeps here saying that that ASSAULT rifle should still be legal.
    And I can't buy a f**king pair of NUNECHUCKS legally.

    My country is truly nuts. :#
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    edited June 2016
    Let's hope no-one harasses or attack the Arab-American community as a result of this. I also pray for the wounded and the familes of the killed.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Let's hope no-one harasses or attack the Arab-American community as a result of this.
    HOPE being the key word here... innocents always pay the price for stupidity. :#
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    The Russian football fans and the attitude of some of their leaders is exactly why Britain should stay in Europe
    they are a bloody menace and they cant be trusted .We should never have taken the iron curtain down ,these people infiltrate every where ,and if it goes tits up they will have a standing army right across Europe and the USA ,they are already here ,don't trust the Ruskies ,SO they have lots of gas and oil ,good let them eat it ,they cant grow sod all apart from sunflowers and wheat ,id starve em out . X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://youtu.be/dMHDBL7CNA4
    Why does this come to mind ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    A different rant more of a "OHH KNOWWWW ,we was talking in doors about which restaurant we would like to go back too ,well quick as a flash ,I said Bubba Gumps in Treasure island (ST Petersburg) in Florida .Bond Collectors weekend knows it ,well after a bit of researching into the island I finds out that it was a Bond setting "OHHH KNOWW " and ive been there ,parked up walked round the place ect ect and didn't know ,im gutted :#
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    OHHHHH NOOOOOOh :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I went out today to meet the lads for lunch quick beer ,burger,bit of footie , couple of laughs ,then time to go .Now I don't know if any of you are familiar with the Blackwall tunnel ,but its a curse on London ,I left Canary Wharf at 3-30 and got home at 5-30 ,for what is normally a 25 min journey ,Stuck in the car for 2 hours ,I had to come home via Tower bridge .Both sides of the river are completely gridlocked .Apparently there was yet another crash in the pipe south bound ,ie my way home .I really cant see why the morons who run the tunnel ,just cant get a tow truck down there ,tow the offending vehicle out the way ,and let the rest of London get on with its business .I HATE THE BLACKWALL TUNNEL X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • CoolHandBondCoolHandBond Mactan IslandPosts: 7,217MI6 Agent
    Yes. know it well AS, many a time I've been gridlocked there :#
    Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    The FBI has photos of 412 million people in a database to be used with surveilance cameras and facial recognition technology.
    This is deeply scary ... :#

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/15/fbi-facial-recognition-software-photo-database-privacy

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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    The FBI has photos of 412 million people in a database to be used with surveilance cameras and facial recognition technology.
    This is deeply scary ... :#

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/15/fbi-facial-recognition-software-photo-database-privacy

    1984.jpg?w=736&h=238
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I actually think that many of the security services have so much information,
    that it is practically of little use, as there's just so much of it ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Not surprised - I guess they prob raided Facebook profiles for their database. Lets face it if you upload a picture of yourself on the internet your prob on some database and cannot delete it / reverse it.

    Despite the morals of all this - I see 12 people yesterday were arrested allegedly hours away of committing a terror attack in connection of the Euro tournament. We live in scary times!!!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It is always a fine balance between personal freedom and state security, so long as there
    is accountability to parliament, I'm happy enough. Apart from the odd visit to see some
    "Tasteful Nudes" , they can look away at my files. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    edited June 2016
    If one wants to stop your country from becoming a police/surveilance state, having a couple of AK-47's and a dozen other guns is no help. What one must do is to stop or at least curtail such a development, by prsotesting and voting smartly.

    I'll let Martin Niemøller give answer to TP's comments. Niemøller (1892-1984) was a priest who prostested Hitler's regime and was sent to a KZ camp.



    Indifference

    First they came for the Jews. I was silent. I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Communists. I was silent. I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the trade unionists. I was silent. I was not a trade unionist.
    Then they came for me.
    There was no one left to speak for me.
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