The bbc have hired Gary Barlow to host a new Saturday night show to find a
Take That tribute act. I am so angry that a tax avoider like him, is being paid
by licence payers ( which is basically a tax ) money X-(
I'll be phoning the bbc to complain.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Ikea has issued a recall for 27 million dressers in North America.
I had no idea that many people needed help pulling their trousers on and doing up their buttons each morning. And what exactly did these Ikea dressers do wrong? Asphyxiating people by doing up neck ties too tightly? Catching tender things in metal flies?
Silhouette ManThe last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
Nah, that was just a dress rehearsal.
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
There was a good documentary on the other day about one of my comic heroes ,the late great Spike Milligan . Now I found the man very funny in both his writings ,his war memoirs and his TV/film work .But on this night ,the tv company involved decided to get a couple of comedy unknowns ,I found them as funny as a case of piles . and the sat there and criticsed Spike as being not fashionable ,not funny for todays taste ect ect . Now who the hell are these people ,to critic Spike . (oh ive played a comedy gig in a pub in Manchester so there fore im a comedy genius ) ive never heard of these people and cant even remember their names they was that boring .
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,754Chief of Staff
The problem with many is they judge the past by todays standards. All Comedians will
fail when put through that test. Even what these young comedians call their " Material "
Will also date and may even be considered un PC in years to come.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
do you know what country in the EU and EEA (European Economic Area) are the best at implimenting and following EU laws and directives? Of the 32 (I think) countries the "star" isn't Germany, the Netherlands or whatever you expected - it's the non-EU member Norway
The first trade deal after leaving the EU is with ........ America )
British Beef and Lamb is back on the American menu. So much for
The " Back of the queue" threat.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I do laugh at Russia complaining about their track and field athletes being banned from the Olympics,
Given the amount of government sponsored doping , I'd say you'd be hard pushed to find a "clean"
Russian athlete.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
The first trade deal after leaving the EU is with ........ America )
British Beef and Lamb is back on the American menu. So much for
The " Back of the queue" threat.
Yes it's quite funny how the pre referendum threats are toppling like dominoes, in the news today it's saying the UK economy is doing better than expected also. I'll join our American cousins in a tasty British rib eye steak and a bottle of budweiser. {[]
A very minor point but it "Grinds my gears " to quote Peter Griffin.
On a comedy panel show one of the guests was Germaine Greer, a very intelligent, erudite woman and
A well known feminist. On a discussion about Andy Murray, one of her statements about him was
" .... He's also very ugly " .
I can't help but think if a male guest had made a comment about a female tennis player ending with a
Comment " .... She's also very ugly". Germaine would have been all over him for his sexist remark. X-(
But I guess only Men can be sexist.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Didn't you know tp, you're only allowed to make comments like that about white heterosexual males these days, we are the last demographic allowed to be ridiculed.
People who walk into the bar half an hour before closing time, go up to the band asking for a song we just played 10 minutes earlier, then get all cross because we won't play it again so soon.
Most of my AJB greatest posts consist of "Welcome to...", "This thread may be of interest (link)", or "We already have 30 previous threads like this so closing this one"!
Most of my AJB greatest posts consist of "Welcome to...", "This thread may be of interest (link)", or "We already have 30 previous threads like this so closing this one"!
My personal favourite is the
"that's it chum, you're outta here"
It's simply. Modern classic and shows us what c really does stand for
My personal favourite is Barbel's response to the perennial favourite, "But surely Bond is English/needs to be played by an English actor/with an English accent.... " 8-) ) )
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He had thousands of violent child sex images on his computer !
Take That tribute act. I am so angry that a tax avoider like him, is being paid
by licence payers ( which is basically a tax ) money X-(
I'll be phoning the bbc to complain.
I had no idea that many people needed help pulling their trousers on and doing up their buttons each morning. And what exactly did these Ikea dressers do wrong? Asphyxiating people by doing up neck ties too tightly? Catching tender things in metal flies?
What's wrong with that ? :v
Who were these other comics - can you remember ? I must have missed this - Spike was a genius -{
fail when put through that test. Even what these young comedians call their " Material "
Will also date and may even be considered un PC in years to come.
I've only just read the first two - have the rest ready to read -{
In the early part of this year ,we buried our best friend at Honor Oak cemetery ,just a stones throw from Riseldine terrace .
British Beef and Lamb is back on the American menu. So much for
The " Back of the queue" threat.
Given the amount of government sponsored doping , I'd say you'd be hard pushed to find a "clean"
Russian athlete.
On a comedy panel show one of the guests was Germaine Greer, a very intelligent, erudite woman and
A well known feminist. On a discussion about Andy Murray, one of her statements about him was
" .... He's also very ugly " .
I can't help but think if a male guest had made a comment about a female tennis player ending with a
Comment " .... She's also very ugly". Germaine would have been all over him for his sexist remark. X-(
But I guess only Men can be sexist.
Its true too! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_Milligan#/media/File:Spike_Milligan_Church_of_St_Thomas.jpg
You'd think! Sadly, not in this case.
"that's it chum, you're outta here"
It's simply. Modern classic and shows us what c really does stand for