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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I never liked Sunday opening as I think it's not asking too much to let
    Workers have a Family day off.

    I agree entirely. Although it's convenient for people who work M-F, we managed perfectly well before Sunday opening and I do think it means that too many families don't have that day together. And regardless of what people say about people enjoying working Sundays etc, I know from many friends that half of them are forced to work on Sundays against their will because the majority of people still like to have a conventional weekend off.

    Boxing Day, Xmas Eve, bank hols, late night Thursdays, Sunday shifts....

    Yep I feel ya pain, my wife and I miss out on quality family time all because some sad **** wants to go shopping at 7am on a wintery Boxing Day morning.

    A life in retail really 'sux bawlz' as the kids say.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    this is a follow up to the (what song are you listening to thread )
    as I was saying, I was trying to drive on the worlds biggest car park today (had to go to Guildford to do a job)
    any way on the way back gets stuck in the que from the M20 junction heading towards the Dartford crossing ,now this is just pure greed, they said when its all paid for the tolls will go, (there is no other way of crossing the river
    unless the idiots in charge want a million cars suddenly decending on central London I don't think so , they would rather have every one stuck on the M25 ,now I also read that the IIC ( idiots in charge) want to fine drivers £10,000 for speeding ,chance would be a fine thing, so on that piece of genius if they can fine you £10, 000 for speeding ,perhaps we can fine the IIC £10,000
    when we are stationary on their motorway , now are we going to see similar fines for burglary rape carrying a knife, car theft
    ect ect don't hold your breath when is the country going to wake up and vote these Eton educated idiots out of office
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    To do a Job AS? Was it done in expert Precision with a nice clean Bullet Wound above the left Eye ? :v
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    To do a Job AS? Was it done in expert Precision with a nice clean Bullet Wound above the left Eye ? :v

    ssshhhh :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yet another bloody sex abuse case, this time about a pedo ring operating
    Around Westminster and the MPs. Well over 100 Files missing, sounds
    Like a cover up. :#
    With so many cases lately, it would seem in the 70s no adults were having
    Sex with each other.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    ^ Yes, it's a bloody disgrace that those responsible in the Establishment may go free simply because the dossier on the child sex scandals and all other 114 related files were most probably destroyed in a cover-up that is an indictment on those in power at the time (and possibly even since). What a rotten bunch those responsible are! I read yesterday that the Conservative MP who had the courage to compile the dossier was on a hit list and was given round the clock police protection as his life was in danger. What a country we live it! :#

    Let the rule of law run its course and may justice prevail in order to show that the legal writ has no limitations and nobody (whatever their status or position) is above the law. Our British democracy is founded on these very principles and it is in peril if the powers that be ignore this elephant in the room any longer. The clock is ticking for the next General Election...get it sorted out now! :v
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Ah you F@&KING B@5T@RD!!!

    No not you bwian, this time it's johnny.

    Johnny is not the treat I first envisaged, he's a very naughty boy. Two tons of pig iron with the mentallity of kevin the teenager.

    Johnny is of course my 'new' car. It's a jaaaaag. And it's a rather picky bitch. I've had it now for a month and a half. And I think I've either just about got it sorted or it's going to need another bit bolting on. I (and my wallet) fear that it's the latter.

    Things are never simple thats for sure, and all this buggering about and scratching my increasingly bald bonce at the bloody car has meant I've been on here about as much as Maggie rode Dennis.... ie not a lot.

    So before I reach for the nearest birch branch and go all Basil Fawlty on Johnny, I'm taking my mates advice of deep breaths, keeping calm and using a lump hammer.... no, no lump hammer..... and getting on with things.

    I have a list of stuff to get sorted, that damn competition prize bundle to send out, the charity frames need shipping and boofer's twigger for his gg needs doing at some point, all while finishing off a little black nugget, looking after micro and holding a full time job down. And then the car needs working on. Again.

    Spare time? (best marvin the paranoid android voice) Don't talk to me about spare time.

    Can someone tell me what next week's winning lotto numbers will be please?
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    If you have to worry about the repair bill, don't buy a Jag :D
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    If it took that mentality I'd have bought a peel p50.

    I'm just waiting for the short jokes.........
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,755Chief of Staff
    minigeff wrote:
    If it took that mentality I'd have bought a peel p50.

    I'm just waiting for the short jokes.........

    You will be short of money with a Jag :v

    Can't believe you bought one.... :s
    YNWA 97
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    If it took that mentality I'd have bought a peel p50.

    I'm just waiting for the short jokes.........

    You will be short of money with a Jag :v

    Can't believe you bought one.... :s

    Short on everything else. :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry to hear about the car trouble, always loved Jags myself {[]
    But had enough sense never to buy one. :)) , I always buy a boring
    Nissan, reliable and simply works.
    Every one I know who've bought BMWs etc have all had problems.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    I have always liked Jags to TP, but the Singe mobile looks a bit strange :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) That's Fantastic
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    That's the WagJag, as driven by the wives and girlfriends of 4th Division footballers.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Sorry to hear about the car trouble, always loved Jags myself {[]
    But had enough sense never to buy one. :)) , I always buy a boring
    Nissan, reliable and simply works.
    Every one I know who've bought BMWs etc have all had problems.

    ive had 6 BEE EMS and never ever had a problem with any of them hence why im on my 6th one
    now regarding MG JAG (glad it wasn't a MG , MG s MG :)) ) the straight 6 OHC 4-2 was one of the best engines in the world ,BUT you had to keep your eye on the oil ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    My mates must of got a bad batch :)) , no big problems, just
    Little things ( mainly electronics ) but they never went back.
    VW and Audi got their business. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I wish the People living below us would be evicted. Bunch of Wasters who constantly argue and play there terrible 'Chav' Music into the early Hours. It's not good when your other Half is Pregnant and you have to be up at three in the Morning to go to Work X-(
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry to hear that, we've been luck only once had bad neighbours
    and thankfully they moved after a few months.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Already put in a Complaint to the Landlord, see what happens. Cheers TP {[]
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I wish the People living below us would be evicted. Bunch of Wasters who constantly argue and play there terrible 'Chav' Music into the early Hours. It's not good when your other Half is Pregnant and you have to be up at three in the Morning to go to Work X-(

    Trust me, you'll get your own back when baby is born.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Revenge is a dish best served ( through a blender ) -{
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I have always liked Jags to TP, but the Singe mobile looks a bit strange :D
    s_vvfront_zpsab99f357.jpg

    TFF, PMSL!!

    In all it's glory, here is the actuall geff mobile;

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,865Chief of Staff
    Nice!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Is that an owners club event ? And how many
    People own a Minigeff ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    here is the actuall geff mobile;
    73AF764C-F1EA-4BFF-8DD1-2956F35882CE_zpszw3tpggw.jpg
    That method of license plate # concealment will only get you pulled over MORE often, I'm afraid to say... 8-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] it is a beauty.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Is that an owners club event ? And how many
    People own a Minigeff ? :))

    Currently 1 and a half, ie Mrs Geff and Micro Geff :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thanks guys, I've always wanted something nice car wise, so I thought what the hell, life's too short and I treated myself.

    Yes it will cost the earth to run, yes it's a money pit and yes it will need tinkering.

    But it's a jaaaag ;)
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    here is the actuall geff mobile;
    73AF764C-F1EA-4BFF-8DD1-2956F35882CE_zpszw3tpggw.jpg
    That method of license plate # concealment will only get you pulled over MORE often, I'm afraid to say... 8-)

    Black sharpie rules. Period. B-)
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