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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure they keep you in showroom condition. :)) I love Jags too.
    So I'm sure you'll enjoy it {[]
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:

    In all it's glory, here is the actuall geff mobile;

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    That's no Jag - that's a Ford Mondeo !
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Good Choice of Motor :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    That's no Jag - that's a Ford Mondeo !

    Yeah, all 9% of it actually.
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Very disappointed - I thought you'd have gone for this one:

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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    That's no Jag - that's a Ford Mondeo !

    Yeah, all 9% of it actually.

    More like 91% of it :D . Mondeo with a Jag lipstick - it is :D
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    That's no Jag - that's a Ford Mondeo !

    Yeah, all 9% of it actually.

    More like 91% of it :D . Mondeo with a Jag lipstick - it is :D

    You mean the car that won;

    1993 What Car? Car of The Year
    1994 Semperit Irish Car of the Year
    1994 European Car of the Year
    1997 Top 10: Most Reliable Cars made in Britain.
    1998 Best Selling Family Car in Britain.
    2001 What Car? Car of The Year
    2001 Top Gear Car of The Year
    2005 Award for "Excellent" by Euro NCAP
    2006 What Car? Best Used Family Car
    2007 Auto Express Car of The Year (British magazine said that all-new Mondeo is "Ford's finest ever car")
    2007 Fifth Gear Award for: Best Family Newcomer
    2007 Top Gear Car of the Year (note, they did mention that this and the Subaru Legacy Outback were both winners)
    2007 RACV Best Mid-size car over $28,000
    2007 Drive Car of The Year: Best Medium Car
    2008 Semperit Irish Car of the Year
    2008 What Car? Best Estate Car
    2008 What Car? Best Family Car
    2008 Top 10 Car by Motor Trend
    2008 10 Best Car by Car and Driver
    2008 Best Domestic Large Sedan by Car News Magazine (Taiwan)
    2008 Best Driving Performance Car by Sina
    2008 Drive Car of The Year: Best Medium Car
    2008 The Caravan Club Tow Car of The Year (Mondeo 2.5t Estate)
    2009 What Car? Best Estate Car
    2009 What Car? Best Family Car
    2009 Best Medium Car by New Zealand Automobile Association
    2010 Drive Car of The Year: Best Medium Car
    2011 What Car? Best Estate Car
    2011 What Car? Best Family Car
    2012 What Car? Best Estate Car
    2012 What Car? Best Family Car
    2012 Now Magazine Most Attractive Car for a Man to Drive Award
    2013 What Car? Best Estate Car
    2013 What Car? Best Family Car

    Yeah, I'm gutted. Even though the jag x-type is only 9% mondeo, you can probably tell I'm even less bothered. I've even highlighted the award given where production of the x-type was taking place, to save you announcing incorrectly (a trait of yours) that the majority of the awards were given outside of x-type production years.

    Jeremy '..in the wurld' Clarkson even said about the mondeo link; "genetically, you are 98% identical to a halibut, but it's the 2% that makes the difference".

    This is where you differ from the rest of the planet.

    Now shut up before I have to shoot you down via copy and pasting wiki pages again.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Jeremy '..in the wurld' Clarkson even said about the mondeo link; "genetically, you are 98% identical to a halibut, but it's the 2% that makes the difference".

    Ok, that being 98% a halibut explains the strong smell around you, whenever I am meeting you :))
    minigeff wrote:
    This is where you differ from the rest of the planet.

    In your case these 2% differ you from a salmon :D

    OK, I've got it! The Mondeo is a great car, but why pay for 2 and receive 1 Mondaguar? ?:)
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    OK, I've got it! The Mondeo is a great car, but why pay for 2 and receive 1 Mondaguar? ?:)

    Because for the price I paid you can't buy a mondeo with the same level of spec on it.

    Yes, you did read that right, I bought a jag cheaper than an equivelent mondeo.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:

    Yes, you did read that right, I bought a jag cheaper than an equivelent mondeo.

    I guess you are getting what you are paying for :))
    Paid less than for a Mondeo get a worse car than..... :D :D :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    edited July 2014
    {[] Then, Enjoy it even more. I'd love to be able to say
    " Just going to thake the JAG for a spin ! " :D

    https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3146/2593950382_f840e51d70.jpg
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I once had a Corgi Jag and was pretty chuffed with it, so I can only imagine what it feels like to own a real one. You forgot one award though:

    10JUL14 AJB 'Car of the Day'
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Must admit, it's great when people ask what car ya drive and you can answer with Rog Moore style eyebrow and Terry Thomas bounder face "me? Oh, I drive a jaaaag"

    Yes it'll cost, but I don't care, I love owning it.
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:

    Yes it'll cost, but I don't care, I love owning it.

    Then stop moaning here :v
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Usually the moaning comes from the back seat of a Jag !!! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Yeah, in that case the moaning goes:

    "I'm not gonna do this in a Ford Mondeo" :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We all have our standards. ;) I once did it in the front seat
    of a little vauxhall nova. :)) where there's a will there's a way. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Your that flexible TP? :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I used to be ;% :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Ah codshit TP, ya as old as the girl ya feel. :o
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    That was way back in my boy racer days, Those "go faster " stripes
    didn't just help the car's performance ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    We all have our standards. ;) I once did it in the front seat
    of a little vauxhall nova. :)) where there's a will there's a way. :D

    I once did it in a car on the back of a car transporter :))

    when I was 18 I was the assistant manager of a car hire company with a fleet of cars all over east anglia,fiestas to porch, transit to 16 ton box truck, those were the days :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    speaking about being taken, mate :v
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    You are so dying to go there huh :D
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    speaking about being taken, mate :v

    I wish someone would take your trainers :v :p
    YNWA 97
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Government Guidelines ...

    Is there anything our government doesn't have guidelines for ??

    So sick that everyday there is some advice on some rubbish or other. Eat this, don't eat that. Drink that, don't drink this. Cook in this oil, don't eat wholemeal bread, cheese will kill you, shoes give you cancer .... :s :s :s :s

    They spout so much nonsense I don't listen to any of it ....

    Now, where's my wine ? ... :p
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    Lady Rose wrote:
    Now, where's my wine ? ... :p

    And your cheese shoes :D

    So true though - but what really annoys is that in 12 months they completely reverse their advice :s X-(
    YNWA 97
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:

    And your cheese shoes :D

    Gives new meaning to the expression 'cheesy feet' :))
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm just sad they don't make those public information films anymore. :))
    and I live by the motto " A little of what you fancy, does you good! " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I'm just sad they don't make those public information films anymore. :))

    Like the he really useful ones for "if there's a nuclear attack, paint your windows white and hide under a table" ? :)) :))

    I used to love the 'Charlie says' when I was a kid ... oh, and the 'Ethel' ones for swimming in the sea ...
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