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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Most of our Nuclear Power Stations are Relics of the 80's :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    Like him or loath him the only person I ever heard of not to do this was the late Bernard Manning. Apparently when he showed up at such events he would give them a thousand pound donation.

    Further to this the actor Ricky Tomlinson also gave £1 million to help fund accommodation for the families of sick children while they are undergoing treatment.

    The ones who make the least noise usually do the most good.

    I have also heard that Bernard Manning used to give huge amounts to charity.

    Ricky Tomlinson was a big Union man back in the day. Very socialist. Obviously puts his money where his mouth is unlike some ... (Yes, I'm talking to you Russell Brand)

    Don't get me started on energy companies ...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The killers of Lee Rigby had their appeals for having their
    Sentences cut, Thrown out ! {[] great news, now can they
    Be charged with wasting police and courts time to add another
    Few years ON ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    The killers of Lee Rigby had their appeals for having their
    Sentences cut, Thrown out ! {[] great news, now can they
    Be charged with wasting police and courts time to add another
    Few years ON ! :D

    Yes, I was relieved those unspeakables had their appeal dismissed by the Court of Appeal. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    This week;

    - People who sit in the right hand lane doing 50mph

    - People who say their phone number so fast in a voice message, that I have to listen to over a minute of gibbering 5 times just to write the damn number down

    - People who say 'are you busy?' when from the fact I'm too busy to even look at them, it's pretty bloody obvious that yes, I AM BLOODY BUSY!!!

    - The people in the local shop who although they see me almost every other day, and I pop in at least 4 times a week, ask me every time 'do you have a dividend card?' NO I DON'T HAVE A FECKING DIVIDEND CARD, I DON'T WANT A DIVIDEND CARD AND YOU CAN STICK YOUR DAMN DIVIDEND CARD UP YOUR ARSE!!!

    - Ikea wanting £35 to deliver a £7.50 tent that was apparently out of stock only for me to find it in stock on the website when I got home.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Wow MG, your life is just chock full of frustration!
    (Similar to my own, actually {[] )
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,868Chief of Staff
    minigeff wrote:
    People who say their phone number so fast in a voice message, that I have to listen to over a minute of gibbering 5 times just to write the damn number down

    +1. Happens all the time.
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,757Chief of Staff
    Barbel wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    People who say their phone number so fast in a voice message, that I have to listen to over a minute of gibbering 5 times just to write the damn number down

    +1. Happens all the time.

    That's one of my pet hates also....I'm just glad people don't like me so don't call :D
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One thing that bugs the hell out of me, is people who think my time
    Is so unimportant. They'll make an appointment for 11:30am. So I'm
    Ready and waiting.................. And No show !
    Then if I'm lucky, they'll give me a call at five that evening to say sorry
    ( with some crappy excuse) and could they rearrange it for four on Friday X-(
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    People who say their phone number so fast in a voice message, that I have to listen to over a minute of gibbering 5 times just to write the damn number down

    +1. Happens all the time.

    That's one of my pet hates also....I'm just glad people don't like me so don't call :D

    Should we encourage every member to drop you a pm and publish your email so that you get some more 'calls'? :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Wow MG, your life is just chock full of frustration!
    (Similar to my own, actually {[] )

    From what I can see, it has been a pretty normal week for him so far. :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    From what I can see, it has been a pretty normal week for him so far. :D
    Silly silly British (or German, whatever) man. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,757Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Barbel wrote:

    +1. Happens all the time.

    That's one of my pet hates also....I'm just glad people don't like me so don't call :D

    Should we encourage every member to drop you a pm and publish your email so that you get some more 'calls'? :))

    Yeah...then I know what it feels like to be 'popular' - and then I can you what you are missing out on :D
    YNWA 97
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I nearly sliced the Top of my Finger off whilst cooking Tea earlier :# Cue the other Half screaming after seeing the Blood everywhere :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Men stay out of the kitchen ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Good Thing that I very rarely do the Cooking then :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I usually do the, " Don't you cook tonight darling, let me order something " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    So as I'm in a rush to get the shopping done, the tannoy is blaring out the ever decreasing time warnings; 'the store is closing in 5 minutes'...... 'the store is now closed, please make your way to the checkouts'.

    I'm desperately trying to find (out of all things) some hairclips for micro. Are they in the hair section? The kids section? The clothes section?

    A rather uninterested asda worker tells me to go look for george whoever he is. So I find george's section, and another asda gruntette who informs me she's not allowed to tell me. Eh? I'm asking for kids hairclips, not the go codes for the polaris fleet. Ok I say, suit yourself as I start my urgent search. The same gruntette finds me a few aisles along, just as I get to the much needed hairclips. "I told you that we're closed, make your way to the checkout!"

    At this point my piss turned to super heated steam and both barrels were let fly;

    "well i've found the damn hairclips, so I'll be going now love, thats all i was needing, and all I asked for. Perhaps you could forget being such a robot for 2 seconds and remember to be a human being and actually help someone out for once instead of barking your orders like some trumped up little chiwaaaa waaa"
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
    www.cancerresearchuk.org
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sadly this morning the washing machine got stuck on " Spin" as my
    Wife headed off to work, giving me loads of attitude .. " It's my fault !". :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    He s back :)) (nice to see MG still has got it) :D
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://home.bt.com/tech-gadgets/tech-news/russell-brand-could-be-banned-from-twitter-11363948751605
    Russell Brand could be banned from Twitter:
    Comedian breaks the social network's rules by revealing personal contact details of a journalist to his millions of followers.

    What a total Dick !! X-( who's a Snide now ?
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    +1, I can't stand him X-(
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Just got back from Christmas shopping at Bluewater (full of coffin dodgers wandering around blocking up all the door ways)
    any way went into M&S to return something for my wife, big que in the customer service dept ( well no one was getting served ,only 2 staff ).Then 15 mins later with credit note in hand ,legs it off to the sleep wear dept ,only to join yet another que again only 2 staff . Now if I have to read another post Christmas report ,that M&S has had another bad Christmas.
    Im going to run up to M&S head office in Baker street, and beat the CEO of M&S to a pulp with my knob , :D
    Then tell him ,that if he wants to take money,he needs to employ more staff. X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    beat the CEO of M&S to a pulp with my knob , :D

    Some people pay good money for that sort of thing :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Reminds me M&S , does a nice range of Cheese ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Beating someone to Death with your Knob?! :o Who needs Trident when we have that as a National Defense :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    +1, I can't stand him X-(

    Neither can I - yet another Champagne Socialist! X-(
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Mr MalloryMr Mallory North by northwestPosts: 632MI6 Agent
    Don't like him either, couldn't believe he's supposed to
    Be a comedian.
    What makes you think this is my first time?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    +1, I can't stand him X-(
    His whole thing about not voting or participating in the system is ludicrous IMO- if you don't LIKE the system, you have to find ways to change it, not just flounce out of it. You don't just eject it & pop in a new one... :))
    He does point out a lot of nonsense though, and for that I'd say he has his uses.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    He's a complete Hypocrite.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
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