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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    All of my Managers at Work are Tossers X-(
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In the few places I've worked, I always thought they could save a fortune
    By getting rid of all " middle management " , as they're not needed ! :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))

    I suppose thats what I get for working at Tescos :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) We all have to eat, so work is work ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    On the Flipside, the other Half works at HMV and she cant see herself working anywhere else.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The greatest thing is to be able to do a job you enjoy. :) I have
    Had some crap jobs, and I mean really crap jobs. I'd be in bed
    In the morning, talking myself into going in to work. :D
    One job was in a factory making concrete man hole covers ( it
    Wasn't as glamorous, as it sounds), it was back breaking and the
    Manager always made a point, when we were flat out. Stepping out of
    His office to watch us As he sipped on his cup of coffee.
    It always reminded me of those old films when the plantation owner in
    The white suit would admire his slaves working in the fields. X-(
    I hated him, for that. In fact when I left they had arranged a workers v management
    Football match, in which I was NOT allowed to play, as it would have been like
    The mean Machine, with me expressing my dislike of management ! :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Well put -{
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    Re the cinema - the last film I went to see was 'saving Private Ryan' dunno when that came out but I think it was last century. The bit at the end where Tom Hanks whispers something to Ryan was lost beneath someone in the row behind announcing "Come on Elsie, we'll have to go or we'll miss the bus!"

    I believe Capt Millers final words to Private James Ryan was "earn it".
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    It's very nearly 2015, so we should have flying Cars and Jackets that dry themselves -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have a mobile communicator in my pocket, that can show
    Me the person I'm talking to. -{ I'm living in my "childhood"
    Future, Now! :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I'm typing on a device similar to one I first saw in Star Trek: The Next Generation. My phone flips open like a communicator. I watch movies by inserting plastic discs into little boxes.

    The future is now.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And my car runs on Dilithium Crystals ! ;) :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Among other Things ;) :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    And my car runs on Dilithium Crystals ! ;) :))

    You can't actually run anything on dilithium crystals. The warp core uses matter (in the form if a super cooled deuterium slush) and anti matter (the same material but anti er stuff). The two forms of matter are put together in the warp core, which is basically a big pipe with electromagnetic fields in it to stop the anti matter touching the sides of the core and reacting with it.

    The part dilithium crystals play is that they act as a stable material for the matter/anti matter reaction to take place in, kinda like the water in a car battery.

    Over time the crystals wear out and need replacing, as does the deuterium tanks. I think the tanks can be replenished by using Buzzard ramscoops but that's for another time.

    So in essence, you can't run anything on dilithium crystals.

    And also there's the fact it's just made up geeky Sci-fi mumbo jumbo.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That explains why it won't go ! :D
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Check your EPS conduits and GNDN pipework.
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    And also there's the fact it's just made up geeky Sci-fi mumbo jumbo.
    Tell that to the guys working on warp drive for real. :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I once made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. ;)
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I once made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. ;)

    Ok Han, did you fly at warp 10 backwards round the sun to do that?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Something like that, I put a tiger in my tank. :)
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I run the jaaaag on squashed dinosaurs :D
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Do you still get a kick out of driving the Jaaaag!!! -{
    ( I know I would :D )
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Yes I do, but it's been a LOT of trouble.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sorry to hear, I remember some of your posts about it, I almost went
    For one a few years ago but luckily my sensible side came out and
    Told me not to, but someday I'll give in to temptation. :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    In a nutshell it's been very costly and a complete PITA, but I got to the crossroads of either selling it on and cutting my losses or keep going and get it running right.

    It's one of those conundrums where if you do sell it on someone else is going to benefit from all you've paid into it, plus the replacement you but could be as bad or worse.

    Because it's so nice to drive and comfy, and I love the looks of it, I decided to keep going.

    I almost put my dual sig artist proof golden gun up for sale to fund the jag. Then I slapped myself.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) A Man has no greater love that thinking of selling his golden gun.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Indeed but the 4.7mm Zamak pea shooter won in the end.

    I'd say to anyone who's thinking of getting a jag, go for it, but you REALLY need to do your homework first. If you need help gimme a shout, I've found my way around mine fairly quickly, sadly.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Never put Marmite in the Fridge X-( :#
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Does it explode?
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :)) It becomes this unspreadable Mess
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