work. You have to be a certain type of character to do it, as hard as flint like AS & SM -
IM no Ross Kemp ( Ultimate Farce )im more of a Ken Hutchinson I once got near him ,he was doing a show, and as he was leaving the stage door ,I saw him , but as I was plain clothes ,I was unable to say hallo ,also I was dressed like his Hutch character
so thought ,best not any way )
By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
Sir MilesThe Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,762Chief of Staff
As we are on a freemason bashing morning , I would like to point out ,that the new London air ambulance ,was largely paid for by contributions ,from all the freemasons of London
I'll have you know I've bashed many a thing in the early mornings :v
But not the Illuminati. ) sorry masons as when they take over
I want to be in their good books.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Dealing with the public requires the patience of a saint. I spent three years dealing with them and even as someone renowned for my patience and customer service, I once lost it with someone and shouted at him "Are you listening to me?" Ironically, he didn't even seem to notice. My co-workers did however, and were both shocked...and in awe! Alas, on another occasion when I was nothing but polite and professional I was accused of being rude and ignorant. Fortunately, I had witnesses who knew otherwise. Hang in there OAS, it's a no-win industry!
)
I once had a lady complain about my attitude, I explained to her it
Wasn't attitude but Frustration as I had explained to Her at least
Six times that the ticket machine would take her through all the
Stages of buying a ticket, but it would not print one for her ! Unless
She'd pre- booked and had a booking number, then it would print
A ticket. 8-)
I wouldn't have minded but everyone else had accepted my explanation
First time and moved to another machine, while she was actually holding
Up other customers who could have use the machine.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I once had to deliver something to a customer who was renowned for being very particular about things. The guy who was down to go couldn't because the customer had banned them during the previous delivery. Like a lamb to the slaughter, I was sent in his place.
I arrived on time, was polite, courteous and professional at all times, even calling this customer ma'am as I was briefed that this was what she preferred...
I did the delivery, carried out the needed checks and sorted out the paperwork. The customer was pleased, everything was ok and before I left I made a very pointed effort to ask her if everything was ok, she was happy and if there was anything else I could do while I was there.
Nope, everything fine, totally happy and thank you so much for doing such a great job. Brilliant, job done.
I left for my next job of the day, 5 mins of being on the road, head office called to ask how it went, so I told them. Apparently straight after I'd left, this customer had ring up and complained that I'd been the polar opposite, and that I too was banned.
) ) ) very true.
I remember in an interview Norman Wisdom said he once had a job in a big
Department store and part of his job was to get sacked !
If an awkward customer demanded something be done about the shoddy way
They'd been treated, he'd be sent for ( to pretend he was in charge of that section)
So could be " sacked" for letting the stores standards down. )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Silhouette ManThe last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,848MI6 Agent
) ) ) very true.
I remember in an interview Norman Wisdom said he once had a job in a big
Department store and part of his job was to get sacked !
If an awkward customer demanded something be done about the shoddy way
They'd been treated, he'd be sent for ( to pretend he was in charge of that section)
So could be " sacked" for letting the stores standards down. )
Brilliant!!! ) ) )
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
) ) ) very true.
I remember in an interview Norman Wisdom said he once had a job in a big
Department store and part of his job was to get sacked !
If an awkward customer demanded something be done about the shoddy way
They'd been treated, he'd be sent for ( to pretend he was in charge of that section)
So could be " sacked" for letting the stores standards down. )
Pure genius!
I can imagine Norman shifting uncomfortably ("what have you got to say for yourself? Can you see how you've let the company down??")head down and walking off like a naughty schoolboy when he was dismissed, looking sadly back over his shoulder (before doing a pratfall)!
Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree".
Proof if needed that the world is going mad !
Watching BBC news today on the political slot about the election
They were interviewing Joey Essex ! Now I'm sure Joey is a lovely guy
but I wouldn't trust him to pull up his zip correctly.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
AOS all I can say, is as others much, much, much older than me have already
Said. If you're really not happy there, then take some time to get something
Else lined up. Keep looking and eventually something will turn up. -{ I once
Worked in a place, were in the mornings, I'd be in bed talking myself in to going
In, as I hated it, and One day, I walked out and left. Luckily my talent with a camera
( what little I have) pays the bills.
For the time being, before getting something else, fake a bit of contrition, say how
Personal stress etc, caused you to act out of character, how much you love the company and hope to rise through the employment structure of the firm. Then when you have another job
Set up, tell them to " Shove it up their ....... ".
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
HI AOS , as Staggy says, you are entitled to representation ,you can even ask for a colleague to sit in with you . You will probably be seen buy a couple of silly tarts from HR , better known as human rubbish ,make sure you get a copy of the transcript .and when theve finished underline /cross out the blank bit of un-used paper ,this will stop them adding any thing on after you have left the room .Remember if they havnt got taped evidence of what you said ,its just the customers word against yours .and you know what a load of vindictive mental cases customers are. But don't go and say poke your job ,because if you make yourself un-employed ,you cant claim dole for 6 weeks .best of luck buddy ,
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IM no Ross Kemp ( Ultimate Farce )im more of a Ken Hutchinson I once got near him ,he was doing a show, and as he was leaving the stage door ,I saw him , but as I was plain clothes ,I was unable to say hallo ,also I was dressed like his Hutch character
so thought ,best not any way
Yea...me too
But not the Illuminati.
I want to be in their good books.
On the list of the worlds great thinkers. 8-)
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
www.helpforheroes.org.uk
www.cancerresearchuk.org
I once had a lady complain about my attitude, I explained to her it
Wasn't attitude but Frustration as I had explained to Her at least
Six times that the ticket machine would take her through all the
Stages of buying a ticket, but it would not print one for her ! Unless
She'd pre- booked and had a booking number, then it would print
A ticket. 8-)
I wouldn't have minded but everyone else had accepted my explanation
First time and moved to another machine, while she was actually holding
Up other customers who could have use the machine.
I arrived on time, was polite, courteous and professional at all times, even calling this customer ma'am as I was briefed that this was what she preferred...
I did the delivery, carried out the needed checks and sorted out the paperwork. The customer was pleased, everything was ok and before I left I made a very pointed effort to ask her if everything was ok, she was happy and if there was anything else I could do while I was there.
Nope, everything fine, totally happy and thank you so much for doing such a great job. Brilliant, job done.
I left for my next job of the day, 5 mins of being on the road, head office called to ask how it went, so I told them. Apparently straight after I'd left, this customer had ring up and complained that I'd been the polar opposite, and that I too was banned.
"Some people just want to see the world burn"
Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
www.helpforheroes.org.uk
www.cancerresearchuk.org
I remember in an interview Norman Wisdom said he once had a job in a big
Department store and part of his job was to get sacked !
If an awkward customer demanded something be done about the shoddy way
They'd been treated, he'd be sent for ( to pretend he was in charge of that section)
So could be " sacked" for letting the stores standards down.
Brilliant!!!
They must be a very trusting lot up there! Either that or there's a lot of smashed windows up there!
Pure genius!
I can imagine Norman shifting uncomfortably ("what have you got to say for yourself? Can you see how you've let the company down??")head down and walking off like a naughty schoolboy when he was dismissed, looking sadly back over his shoulder (before doing a pratfall)!
Watching BBC news today on the political slot about the election
They were interviewing Joey Essex !
but I wouldn't trust him to pull up his zip correctly.
Said. If you're really not happy there, then take some time to get something
Else lined up. Keep looking and eventually something will turn up. -{ I once
Worked in a place, were in the mornings, I'd be in bed talking myself in to going
In, as I hated it, and One day, I walked out and left. Luckily my talent with a camera
( what little I have) pays the bills.
For the time being, before getting something else, fake a bit of contrition, say how
Personal stress etc, caused you to act out of character, how much you love the company and hope to rise through the employment structure of the firm. Then when you have another job
Set up, tell them to " Shove it up their ....... ".
I am part of the Union, and I'll have a word with tomorrow
How did you get on, AOS? (Pm sent)
My Union Rep said they will help me out on Saturday. On brighter News, the OH's Bump is getting bigger -{
Fingers crossed for you. {[]
I haven't been able to read one thing re news or Twitter without it being a bloody joke X-(