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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Ya know when you think someone's got your back, only to find they've put a knife in there? That's what I can't stand today.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Ya know when you think someone's got your back, only to find they've put a knife in there? That's what I can't stand today.

    In so many ways it's the way of the world today. I still help people, give them chances but I now have zero tolerance for anyone who even hints at screwing me. There is no second chance and I have a very, very looong memory. I've been stabbed in the back far too often. Sad world, but ultimately those people are the ones who lose.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sad to hear. :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    That reminds me of when I found out that a Bunch of supposed 'Mates' we're taking the #### out of me behind my Back X-(
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    That reminds me of when I found out that a Bunch of supposed 'Mates' we're taking the #### out of me behind my Back X-(

    TP and Barbel were just pulling your leg, AOS, they didn't mean too much harm...although I thought loosening the screws on your skateboard wheels went a bit too far.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I was only kidding, man! :#
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    You were the one holding the screwdriver! :p
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? ;)

    ( sorry for the use of the term Prick, strong language I'll grant you but Shakespeare had a very dirty mind ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? ;)
    You are such a Star Trek fanboy. :D
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? ;)

    ( sorry for the use of the term Prick, strong language I'll grant you but Shakespeare had a very dirty mind ) :))

    I always wondered why you banned tickling in the Silencer and Bra Strap.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) My daughters used to ask me questions on Shakespeare for their home work, and I had to
    confess that most of my knowledge came from the quotes used in Star Trek. ;)

    sadly I have no tickles, many have tried to find them, but alas............ it's my gift and my curse.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Sadly I too have no Tribbles, many have tried to find them, but alas...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    That's the Trouble with Tribbles. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    That's the Trouble with Tribbles. ;)
    Okay, now admit to it; you have Spock ears, the uniform & at least one phaser, don't you. :v
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    That's the Trouble with Tribbles. ;)
    Okay, now admit to it; you have Spock ears, the uniform & at least one phaser, don't you. :v

    He's probably got a signed copy of Leonard nimoy's LP of bilbo baggins. :o
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Leonard was so talented. He could act, sing, talented photigrapher ...........
    ...... yes he reminds me of Me, a lot. :)) the only uniform I have is
    Uhura's, and that's only for special occasions. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Leonard was so talented. He could act, sing, talented photigrapher ...........
    ...... yes he reminds me of Me, a lot. :)) the only uniform I have is
    Uhura's, and that's only for special occasions. :D

    Do you still have that ,I thought you tore it ,the last time you wore it :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sort of ... it was torn, but but only because I looked so hot in it. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    But not because of any Weight Gain? :v
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Not at all, those uniforms are known for their shrinkage ! :D that's why in some
    Shots Kirk looks to have quite the belly on him. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Not at all, those uniforms are known for their shrinkage ! :D that's why in some
    Shots Kirk looks to have quite the belly on him. ;)
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Crumpet.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Not at all, those uniforms are known for their shrinkage ! :D that's why in some
    Shots Kirk looks to have quite the belly on him. ;)
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Crumpet.

    :))
    Star Trek III - The Search for Cake
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Not at all, those uniforms are known for their shrinkage ! :D that's why in some
    Shots Kirk looks to have quite the belly on him. ;)
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Crumpet.

    :))
    Star Trek III - The Search for Cake
    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Calories
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Crumpet.

    :))
    Star Trek III - The Search for Cake
    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Calories

    Star Trek IV: The Voyage to the Pastry Shop
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    The success of all that led to Star Trek The Next Gestation. Great meals served by Cooktin Pie-card, with assistance by Cakehander Fryker and nutritionist Dr Blenderly Crusher!
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Suddenly I'm hungry. I'm going to Deep Fry 9.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    In that case, get some Bajors and Mash, and for pud have Trill tart with lots of cardaustard. Or if you prefer Janeway rolly poly.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://vimeo.com/79167039
    Star Trek TNG and Stewie get drive thru ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Watch how cranky he gets when hungry:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFxLoK4huyM
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
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