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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I had to drive through the Dartford tunnel this morning ,its the first time ive driven through it since the took the barriers down ,and you now have to pay online (well its a lot cheaper than having to employ people to collect the tolls).I don't know whos job it is to paint the white lane lines on the tarmac, but a team of chimps on crack ,could have done a better job .I suppose the idiot in charge at the Dept of transport ,will be in for a massive bonus.
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I also used the Dartford crossing recently both ways, paid the £5 charge online within 12 hours.
    Two penalty notices arrived Friday informing me I had not paid contacted them and they agreed I had paid, but said I had to complete the representation forms and send along with copy of receipt, so they can then decide whether I have to pay the fine of £72.50 x 2.
    So make sure you print out a copy of the payment receipt for proof of payment.
    Apparently this is not an uncommon problem with this new system.
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Oh so its a system is it :s ,well id hate to see their version of a complete balls up in that case :))
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    So the chap who used to sit in the booth to take your money now sits in an office sending you daft letters by mistake?

    Progress comrades! PROGRESS!!
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    No I think they have all been made redundant ,So the greedy French owners ,yep we sold it off as well ,wont have to pay out for wages and pensions ect ,but obviously award them selves massive pay rise ,"so what if the English are late for work " pass me another croissant Pierre
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Everything in Britain has been sold off X-( water, power, transport. :#
    I find it all very sad.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Everything in Britain has been sold off X-( water, power, transport. :#
    I find it all very sad.

    I wonder in 10 -20 years time ,some one might just actually wake up and say
    hold on ,you cant sell the power ,trains ,coal ect ect ,ITS NOT YOURS TO SELL, IT BELONGS TO THE BLOODY PROPLE OF THE U.K,
    Then all those people involved ,can be tried and jailed , I would personally prefer ,tacking them out the back and putting them up against the nearest wall , (it seems to work very well in North Korea )
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I hate that bloody advert with that bald bloke in shorts wiggling his arse wots all that about X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I'm afraid you must be finally loosing it :)) I haven't seen that Add myself.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,846MI6 Agent
    I hate that bloody advert with that bald bloke in shorts wiggling his arse wots all that about X-(

    I agree. Thankfully I've not seen it too often or the TV would be going out the window and I wouldn't even open the window first! :)) X-(
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  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    I hate that bloody advert with that bald bloke in shorts wiggling his arse wots all that about X-(

    Totally agree with you AS X-(

    And to make matters worse Sharon Osborne makes an appearance.

    At least she isn't wearing those shorts ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Oh, the Moneysupermarket Add?

    I agree, it is bizarre :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I quite like it, I'm getting a pair of those denim shorts
    for the summer. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    I quite like it, I'm getting a pair of those denim shorts
    for the summer. ;)

    You can borrow my pair TP ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    Only if the high heels come with them. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    :))
    Only if the high heels come with them. ;)

    :)) size 9 :))
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    John Oliver on FIFA (absolutely brilliant!!!):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=48&v=DlJEt2KU33I

    he did that last year - which was also phantastic!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr6ar3xJL_Q
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    {[] great video :)) ( sadly second one not available to be, must be FIFA
    Interfering again ) :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I liked that pubic hair analogy :)) :)) :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :) yes, it was spot on.. A better one would take some licking ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Blatter's quitting! Hoorah!!! Right, everyone follow me down to the SBS...Lucozade spritzers are on me!
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Blatter's quitting! Hoorah!!! Right, everyone follow me down to the SBS...Lucozade spritzers are on me!

    Indeed, very good news!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) He finally got the message. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
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    :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Hilarious! I bet he blamed America, Britain, the Dutch, the Times, the Guardian and the BBC for that fall!
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He's as much the victim, as those who handed over millions in envelopes. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Carnage on the streets of London , two more people run over by lorries whilst riding bicycles in London ,a poor Health worker
    sadly taken from us , but the second victim ,well he was riding a uni cycle (a clowns bike) sorry but the words, what do expect spring to mind .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Just watching the news oh theres a surprise ,the Greatest police force in the world :D The London Metropolitan police ,
    is being criticized for its failure in its efforts in the solving of rapes in London :s Well if your going to starve it of millions of pounds and get rid of all its brave boys ,what the bloody hell do you expect X-( but im sure our wonderful leaders can find millions of pounds to send abroad to help them by space ships .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Pfft, even when the alarm goes off they don't turn up :))
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