James Bond What If's (Just for fun thread)
GordoLeiter
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The obeject of this thread is to ask a 007 related What if question and the next person anwsers it and then follows with another what if question. Ill start us off...
What if Bond and Blofeld turned out to be brothers?
What if Bond and Blofeld turned out to be brothers?
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That would make a very interesting conformation. If Bond did get the upper hand and had a gun to Blofeld, could Bond pull the trigger?
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What if James Bond was married......with children.
In the novel of YOLT Kissy Suzuki is pregnant just before Bond travels to Russia, so there is in fact a Bond jr. But if Bond had childeren his answer to M's question in Dr. No ("when do you sleep 007") would be very different
Yep
From memory (which is increasingly crap) I can't think of any film where bond actually gets shot.
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It would show that Bond isnt as invunerable as he think he is, BTW i think in Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace he does get shot if im not mistaken.
What if Bond eventualy became the new "M" sometime in the future?
Off topic, but doesn't Bond get shot (or at least grazed) in the leg/ankle in Thunderball?
( Continuity mistake )
It's been awhile, but I thought Bond gets shot in You Only Live Twice in the PTS.
Sort of, he gets fake shot. So it counts in the sense that we see him get shot (even though we actually don't because he's behind a wall when it happens) but he doesn't actually get shot.
What if Bond's Parents hadn't died ?
Then he wouldn't have joined MI6, probably become a stockbroker or worse, a lawyer!
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-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
It wouldn't have been a long marriage.
Then they would have lived in some poncy cottage where it had been shipped over from Spain or somewhere, brick by brick and rebuilt in Surrey.
Bond's mush would be covered in cuts from all the back handers off Tracy and the calendar in the kitchen would have a carving knife thrown into the days date on a daily basis.
The garden shed would have some high tech secret underground arms cache like in 'mr and mrs smith' and a four car garage would be home to 3 AM's for bond and a peel p50 for Tracy. The garden would be jammed full of flowers, with no petals.
Bond would stay in the service, Tracy would get bored at home and end up **** the milkman. After several 'what time do you call this?' and 'who's lipstick is that then?!' bond would grow tired of the spoilt cow and one day she would go to far and in a vain attempt to keep bond from going on his next mission she'd spout some crap about little fingers and armour. At this point she'll have really pushed the button and bond will have to do what's been coming for years and after explaining to M over the phone that he suspected tracy of being a deep cover spectre agent, he'd just shoot the bitch.
So in that respect, old Irma saved some builder, plumbers and sparkies, a ships captain and crew, a milkman, bond's bank manager, the local peel dealership, M and moneypenny, Surrey police CID, and a gardener a right load of ball ache, which is why when you watch OHMSS, at the end when bond 'kisses' Tracy you can just hear him whisper 'think I would have done it anyway' and he's actually referring to the 'royal we' when he says his final line.
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