Do We like Bond movies (in part) because We can't understand Women?

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
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Face it; they're nuts (not that We aren't, but We can reason our way out of stupidity, given time- females seem impervious to such notions). :))
Am I just being a misogynist dinosaur here? ?:) :D
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Ummmm....nope!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • 001001 ClassifiedPosts: 68MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Ummmm....nope!

    Second this.
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  • Le SamouraiLe Samourai Honolulu, HIPosts: 573MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Ummmm....nope!

    And I third.
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  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Bit shocked by my fellow ajb'ers here.

    Chrisisall asks if he's a misogynistic dinosaur, and none of you lot seem to think so. :o
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Actually I was responding to the question posed in his title regarding why we like Bond. For me it has nothing to do with a lack of understanding women.
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Bit shocked by my fellow ajb'ers here.

    Chrisisall asks if he's a misogynistic dinosaur, and none of you lot seem to think so. :o
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent
    Okay, that still leaves two who agree with you however... :D

    Okay, okay, I'm bored.
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  • zaphodzaphod Posts: 1,183MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Face it; they're nuts (not that We aren't, but We can reason our way out of stupidity, given time- females seem impervious to such notions). :))
    Am I just being a misogynist dinosaur here? ?:) :D


    I think that you may have answered your own question ( a very male trait) :p
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    Chrisisall asks if he's a misogynistic dinosaur, and none of you lot seem to think so. :o
    Well, for what it's worth, females don't usually start riots or go on shooting sprees or start wars...
    ...does that make me a misanthrope dinosaur? ?:)
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Face it; they're nuts (not that We aren't, but We can reason our way out of stupidity, given time- females seem impervious to such notions). :))
    Am I just being a misogynist dinosaur here? ?:) :D

    I'm not sure whether to be deeply offended by your generalisation about our sex...

    or to simply ignore you :s

    (.....and you wonder why us women here on AJB don't post very often, can't think why :# )
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    I can't understand women, but there again they can't understand us much either. I like james bond, and my mrs likes twilight 8-) for the same reason;

    "it's just what we do ok?!"
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    I can't understand women, but there again they can't understand us much either. I like james bond, and my mrs likes twilight 8-) for the same reason;

    "it's just what we do ok?!"

    Well I love James Bond, and not into Twilight at all... so I'm not sure what that makes me... ? :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    I'm not sure whether to be deeply offended by your generalisation about our sex...

    or to simply ignore you :s
    Whatever you do, please don't be deeply offended! A dopey thread like this isn't worth it.
    I was hoping to spark some lively (& possibly funny) discussion regarding the sexism inherent in some of the Bond movies & books.

    I'm a bad dinosaur. :#
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  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
    I understand women. I understand that if I were twenty now, instead of forty, I would be a god in a world of dufesses. Now, by the time I have learned their ways, I'm married with a family, so it's all hypothetical. But for the record, understanding women is easy. For younger or single guys out there, listen up:
    1) Never tell them what to do, always suggest, and agree with them when they talk about it, like it was their idea.
    2) listen more than talk. If you can remember, ask them what they think.
    3) plan their birthdays, anniversaries, etc and never listen when the say "I don't want to do anything fancy..." that's woman for champagne, dancing, roses and a good meal.
    4) Enjoy ( or pretend to enjoy) their films, music etc
    5) Once in a while, give her a massage without expecting it to lead to sex. It will BTW, and it will be brilliant.
    6) Never joke about size and weight. Think of these two things the same as you would your sexual prowess. You only want to hear "the best" she wants to her slim, light, lost a bit of weight, don't need to lose weight, look great etc. it should just slip of your tongue in an instant and without pause.

    Of course, this is all a bit of tongue in cheek, but there's a bit of truth in there if you pick at it. And of course, there's the bedroom. I wish I knew this at twenty, but they're ready about five minutes after you've finished, so how you deal with that is both your problem, and your quest... :v :v :v
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thanks, thesecretagent, for taking a small bit of the heat off of me... :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • 001001 ClassifiedPosts: 68MI6 Agent
    Didn't think answering the dinosaur question was necessary, as having to ask the question of oneself seems to be an admission of guilt in the first place. Doesn't it?
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    001 wrote:
    Didn't think answering the dinosaur question was necessary, as having to ask the question of oneself seems to be an admission of guilt in the first place. Doesn't it?
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    Well, only if one's tongue is not in one's cheek when asking it... ;)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:

    Well I love James Bond
    Even when slaps a woman, or chokes her with her bikini top? :o :v
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    thesecretagent wrote:
    I understand women. I understand that if I were twenty now, instead of forty, I would be a god in a world of dufesses. Now, by the time I have learned their ways, I'm married with a family, so it's all hypothetical. But for the record, understanding women is easy. For younger or single guys out there, listen up:
    1) Never tell them what to do, always suggest, and agree with them when they talk about it, like it was their idea.
    2) listen more than talk. If you can remember, ask them what they think.
    3) plan their birthdays, anniversaries, etc and never listen when the say "I don't want to do anything fancy..." that's woman for champagne, dancing, roses and a good meal.
    4) Enjoy ( or pretend to enjoy) their films, music etc
    5) Once in a while, give her a massage without expecting it to lead to sex. It will BTW, and it will be brilliant.
    6) Never joke about size and weight. Think of these two things the same as you would your sexual prowess. You only want to hear "the best" she wants to her slim, light, lost a bit of weight, don't need to lose weight, look great etc. it should just slip of your tongue in an instant and without pause.

    Of course, this is all a bit of tongue in cheek, but there's a bit of truth in there if you pick at it. And of course, there's the bedroom. I wish I knew this at twenty, but they're ready about five minutes after you've finished, so how you deal with that is both your problem, and your quest... :v :v :v

    Ah, so you speak Martian..you seem quite fluent too.. ;)

    One other thing to add, never take your wife/girlfriend for granted. Tell them often how lucky they are to have them in their life. Random acts of gratitude will go a long way, a lovely text, a card, a random display of affection...works like magic!
    Oh and when you are listening, don't ever try and fix the problem...listen, nod, agree....and only when they ask, do you then say "well what do you think?" :))

    As for your last point, whats the phrase...a car will only perform to its best when well oiled :v :))
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Lexi wrote:

    Well I love James Bond
    Even when slaps a woman, or chokes her with her bikini top? :o :v

    Depends on the circumstances, and which cheek is being slapped :v
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    I can't understand women, but there again they can't understand us much either. I like james bond, and my mrs likes twilight 8-) for the same reason;

    "it's just what we do ok?!"

    Well I love James Bond, and not into Twilight at all... so I'm not sure what that makes me... ? :))

    Grown up? :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Lexi wrote:
    Depends on the circumstances, and which cheek is being slapped :v
    Suddenly, I don't feel so... bad. :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Lexi wrote:
    Well I love James Bond, and not into Twilight at all... so I'm not sure what that makes me... ? :))

    Grown up? :))
    Best be ready for rabid Twilight fan response here... :o
    *Ducks*

    Oh... well, probably not on THIS site... I guess you're safe.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I understand women just fine. What I don't understand are Bond fans who think Roger Moore was a better Bond than Connery or Craig or Dalton or................Oops! Sorry - I didn't mean to start that again! Please forgive me! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I understand women just fine.
    Oh do you now?
    Have you ever been one? ;)
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I don't think so. Is that a prerequisite?
    chrisisall wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I understand women just fine.
    Oh do you now?
    Have you ever been one? ;)
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I don't think so. Is that a prerequisite?
    No, I don't think so, merely being obtuse. :)
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I'll see your "obtuse", and raise you a "cryptic". :))
    chrisisall wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I don't think so. Is that a prerequisite?
    No, I don't think so, merely being obtuse. :)
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I'll see your "obtuse", and raise you a "cryptic".
    You sure you want to do that? I might have a full Spectre... :007)
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I fold! -{
    chrisisall wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    I'll see your "obtuse", and raise you a "cryptic".
    You sure you want to do that? I might have a full Spectre... :007)
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • StrangewaysStrangeways London, UKPosts: 1,469MI6 Agent
    Well I certainly don't understand women.
    Perhaps that's why a share a bed with a man every night!

    :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :)) :))
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