Your favorite unitentionally funny Bond movie moments

GordoLeiterGordoLeiter Posts: 462MI6 Agent
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Just out of curiosity what are some of your favorite unintentionaly funny moments from the Bond films?

I dont know about you guys but ive always found Goldfinger's death scene hillarious, especially the infamous "orgasm" face he makes right before he is fully sucked out the window lol.
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Die another day for me is a whole big joke like someone is trying to pick apart Bond
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  • GordoLeiterGordoLeiter Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    Another one for me has to be the clearly fake head when it explodes in LTK, it didnt even look like the actor it was supposed to be
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    Donald Pleasance's following utterances in YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE:-

    "Kill Bond... NOW!!"

    "Crater guns, fire!"

    "Goodbye... Mister Bond!"

    They're probably meant to be said as devilishly sly but come across as ridiculously petulant.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I always found the countdown from DAF, with a technician sitting by a Microphone
    Dronning out " Two minutes and counting " etc, Like something from the "Naked Gun " :))
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  • HalconHalcon Zen TemplePosts: 487MI6 Agent
    Hugo Drax yelling at Jaws to 'anhilate him!' or something or another regarding Bond. I laughed my butt off at Drax's expression of futility!
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    Yes, Hugo Drax yelling, "Jaws, you obey me!... Expel them!!" is a bit incongrous in the midst of such tomfoolery.
  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    For some reason, I always thought the chinese Q branche scene in TND had a pretty funny moment. When Brosnan puts his hand on that statue and all of the sudden a flame bursts out was quite funny. (Although surely it was intented do be a small funny moment.) To me, It always kind of looked as if Brosnan genuinely wasn't expecting a flame out of there... As if the crew didn't tell him that.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "release my bath-o-sub IMMEDIATELY!!"

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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Exploding Kanaga from LALD gets me every time! :))
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Exploding Kanaga from LALD gets me every time! :))

    I think it is a shame Mr Big gets such an exit because I think Koto did a great job as a believable Bond villain that posed a real threat, but I agree, one of the most unintentionally funny Bond moments. Mr Big's death in the novel is way better by the way.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I agree about Kotto. A formidable actor wasted if you ask me (in the same manner as Christopher Lee).
    Peppermill wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Exploding Kanaga from LALD gets me every time! :))

    I think it is a shame Mr Big gets such an exit because I think Koto did a great job as a believable Bond villain that posed a real threat, but I agree, one of the most unintentionally funny Bond moments. Mr Big's death in the novel is way better by the way.
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
    While it's one of my favorite Bond films, the scenes in OHMSS where the girls are "hypnotized" and listening to Blofeld's droning voice--"You love chickens, you love their feathers"--are unintentional laugh-riots. And OHMSS has a moment that always makes me squirm: the montage with Louis Armstrong singing "We Have All the Time in the Woild." Sheesh, it just screams feminine hygiene products commercial!
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  • GordoLeiterGordoLeiter Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    Hardyboy wrote:
    While it's one of my favorite Bond films, the scenes in OHMSS where the girls are "hypnotized" and listening to Blofeld's droning voice--"You love chickens, you love their feathers"--are unintentional laugh-riots. And OHMSS has a moment that always makes me squirm: the montage with Louis Armstrong singing "We Have All the Time in the Woild." Sheesh, it just screams feminine hygiene products commercial!

    Well the 60's were full of cheesy movie moments like that
  • DutchfingerDutchfinger Holland With LovePosts: 1,240MI6 Agent
    Another thing that come's to mind is the ending of Thunderball, the fight in the Disco Volante... that boat was going rediciously fast! - :))
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Goldfinger's death was laughable as well as the DAD ice chase....
    too much CGI in that
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  • Smiert-SpionamSmiert-Spionam Posts: 318MI6 Agent
    Dutchfinger wrote:
    Another thing that come's to mind is the ending of Thunderball, the fight in the Disco Volante... that boat was going rediciously fast! - :))

    Agreed. Really bad graphics considering it was meant to be a big epic ending.
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  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Barbara Bach's hilarious "Russian" accent. "Vun of de pvinciple capitalist exploituzz of de Vest, sir."
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    I always find Dalton's line "I got the impression things were about to turn nasty." amusing in LICENCE TO KILL. He goes all Mancunian. I half expect him to burst into a rendition of 'Wonderwall'.
  • Smiert-SpionamSmiert-Spionam Posts: 318MI6 Agent
    The way Connery drops the tape recording of him and Tanya in the Venice Canal at the end of FRWL makes me laugh. He waves it goodbye in a really camp way. Well that's how it looks to me anyway. :))
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  • Blood_StoneBlood_Stone Posts: 184MI6 Agent
    The car chase scene in Dr. No. Its so obvious Sean Connery was "driving" in front of a projector. Looks hilariously awful now.

    Bond being stuck in "The Rack" in Thunderball.

    That Japanese guy Bond beats up in the DAF opening. He yells "Cairo!" without moving his mouth! It didn't help Sean Connery looks like sh** in the movie.

    Roger Moore running like a girl in most of his films then dressing up as a clown in Octopussy.

    When Denise Richards is introduced as a nuclear scientist in TWINE. Yeah, right!

    The bad CGI in DAD.

    When Bond comes back to the dealer table after almost dying, Le Chiffre gives him that "WTF?" look.

    In QOS, when Bond beats up his fellow agents in elevator then walks off like nothing happened.
  • GordoLeiterGordoLeiter Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    Blood_Stone wrote:
    The car chase scene in Dr. No. Its so obvious Sean Connery was "driving" in front of a projector. Looks hilariously awful now.

    Bond being stuck in "The Rack" in Thunderball.

    That Japanese guy Bond beats up in the DAF opening. He yells "Cairo!" without moving his mouth! It didn't help Sean Connery looks like sh** in the movie.

    Roger Moore running like a girl in most of his films then dressing up as a clown in Octopussy.

    When Denise Richards is introduced as a nuclear scientist in TWINE. Yeah, right!

    The bad CGI in DAD.

    When Bond comes back to the dealer table after almost dying, Le Chiffre gives him that "WTF?" look.

    In QOS, when Bond beats up his fellow agents in elevator then walks off like nothing happened.


    I agree that rack "death trap" in Thunderball was the funniest and slightly disturbing scene if you look at it from a sexual point of view like most people do lol.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Blood_Stone wrote:
    Roger Moore running like a girl in most of his films

    I find Roger Moore's running hilarious. He always looks ridiculous and I feel quite bad for him. After a scene of being all tough and masculine, he does some running and it is all ruined. I read somewhere that he had a stunt double do some of his running scenes, being so appalled by how he himself looked.
    GordoLeiter wrote:
    I agree that rack "death trap" in Thunderball was the funniest and slightly disturbing scene if you look at it from a sexual point of view like most people do lol.

    I am glad to discover I am not 'most people' :)) you filthy bunch :p I have never looked at it that way before, but god knows I'm sure to from now on :))
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • Mr BeechMr Beech Florida, USAPosts: 1,749MI6 Agent
    The terrycloth robe.
  • GordoLeiterGordoLeiter Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    Blood_Stone wrote:
    Roger Moore running like a girl in most of his films

    I find Roger Moore's running hilarious. He always looks ridiculous and I feel quite bad for him. After a scene of being all tough and masculine, he does some running and it is all ruined. I read somewhere that he had a stunt double do some of his running scenes, being so appalled by how he himself looked.
    GordoLeiter wrote:
    I agree that rack "death trap" in Thunderball was the funniest and slightly disturbing scene if you look at it from a sexual point of view like most people do lol.

    I am glad to discover I am not 'most people' :)) you filthy bunch :p I have never looked at it that way before, but god knows I'm sure to from now on :))

    Yeah on one review of Thunderball the author of the review stated that it looks like he's being raped. That face he makes seconds after the machine was cranked up to "Danger" didnt help much either.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    :o My favourite Bond film has been ruined.
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • WordsAndDreamsWordsAndDreams Posts: 93MI6 Agent
    In DAF, when Bond is escaping from the space compound, there's three that I can remember:

    1) Bond is hiding behind a rock, though he's not really hiding because it's really easy to see him. Then the guard comes in and says, "Hey, there he is, behind that rock!". Which is followed up brilliantly with the intentionally funny moment where the astronauts try to stop him but continue to pretend like they're on the moon and move slowly.

    2) Later in the desert, when Bond tricks the ATV guy and steals his vehicle, he kicks the guy off, but does the most awkward and over the top kick possible. Not only that, but the timing was way off and you can tell that Connery was a little slow to actually run up to the guy, so he pretends like he can't get it started for a second, but it takes so long that eventually he just sits there and waits for Bond to kick him, even though he could clearly drive away.

    3) The classic moment where the mustang switches wheels.
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Connery's gurn whilst ragging the sunbeam in Dr No.
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  • GordoLeiterGordoLeiter Posts: 462MI6 Agent
    The dancing black guy's face while dancing to "Jamba! Jamba!" in Doctor No :))
  • Q-Branch_2012Q-Branch_2012 Posts: 80MI6 Agent
    The face recognition machine in FYEO. HAHA had many laughs watching that one.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Q-Branch_2012 wrote:
    The face recognition machine in FYEO. HAHA had many laughs watching that one.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the identograph scenes ("a nose Q, not a banana") meant to be funny?
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