Which bond girl would you marry?

Oakbark · August 2012

Taking into acvount looks,character and everything you like in a woman,which bond girl would you choose? Intelligent like vesper or tracey,arm candy like honey or domino,devoted like tatiana romanova and just blow your mind in bed like xenia onnotop.my top 3 would be.
1 tatiana
2 honey
3 about 10others,between which i couldnt choose.

thesecretagent · August 2012

Oh, you know little about marriage. It doesn't matter which you choose. A few years down the line she'll be farting in front of you, gained twenty pounds, screw you less, but screw you out of more, and, no matter what you do you'll never, ever, not even nearly be right about anything...

minigeff · August 2012

thesecretagent wrote:

Oh, you know little about marriage. It doesn't matter which you choose. A few years down the line she'll be farting in front of you, gained twenty pounds, screw you less, but screw you out of more, and, no matter what you do you'll never, ever, not even nearly be right about anything...

Glad my marriage isn't like yours!!

GordoLeiter · August 2012

Dude come on, that was uncalled for

MANDY1 · August 2012

thesecretagent wrote:

Oh, you know little about marriage. It doesn't matter which you choose. A few years down the line she'll be farting in front of you, gained twenty pounds, screw you less, but screw you out of more, and, no matter what you do you'll never, ever, not even nearly be right about anything...

Love n Marriage theme song just started to sing in me head, cheers

)

thesecretagent · August 2012

minigeff wrote:

thesecretagent wrote:

Oh, you know little about marriage. It doesn't matter which you choose. A few years down the line she'll be farting in front of you, gained twenty pounds, screw you less, but screw you out of more, and, no matter what you do you'll never, ever, not even nearly be right about anything...

Glad my marriage isn't like yours!!

Give it time my friend. Give it time...

Higgins · August 2012

that's the reply I would have expected.

Being married for 12 years now, I can safely say, that tsa is absolutely right! {:) (however I am not sure, if I have been starting the farting thing... )

MANDY1 · August 2012

Yes you have Markus, remember safety always first with those pluggies, that's why there's the fart-escape valve

) :v

minigeff · August 2012

thesecretagent wrote:

minigeff wrote:

thesecretagent wrote:

Oh, you know little about marriage. It doesn't matter which you choose. A few years down the line she'll be farting in front of you, gained twenty pounds, screw you less, but screw you out of more, and, no matter what you do you'll never, ever, not even nearly be right about anything...

Glad my marriage isn't like yours!!

Give it time my friend. Give it time...

Give it a break more like. My wife's my best friend, yours sounds like your warden.

Higgins · August 2012

These roles, young (and short

) man change very fast, once you leave the church (or the office)

After some years, they feel the need to be your mother and not your "best friend"

Waiting for Lexi to chime in with some thoughts ;%

welshboy78 · August 2012

Maybe we should change the thread title

"If held at gunpoint - which Bond girl would you marry?"

Higgins · August 2012

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Oakbark · August 2012

Wow i had no idea this post would open a can of worms with so many bitter husbands.the point was,which bond girl is most compatible for a proper relationship, if you wanted one!

Higgins · August 2012

To reply to your question:

Domino Deval
Pam Bovier

Domino looks a bit better, I enjoy Pam's character a bit more :x

welshboy78 · August 2012

Oakbark wrote:

Wow i had no idea this post would open a can of worms with so many bitter husbands.the point was,which bond girl is most compatible for a proper relationship, if you wanted one!

Well to be fair half of them can prob be eliminated straight away due to being back stabbing assassins!!

Prob eliminate Vespa too since she is fairly intelligent, argumentative and a general pain in the arse!!

I would go for Domino also due to looks and also it seems like she would be loyal and do anything you tell her to do

Higgins · August 2012

* but Pam has the larger boobs

welshboy78 · August 2012

Bondtoys wrote:

* but Pam has the larger boobs

There is a separate thread for people like her

"Which bond girl would be your mistress"

Higgins · August 2012

ah, yes, wrong topic, bondtoys :v

welshboy78 · August 2012

So whose gonna nominate Rosa Klebb?

Oakbark · August 2012

I can definitely see the attraction of domino,but not pam.obviously she is beautiful,but a bit whiney at the end i think. But yes obviously fiona volpe,elektra king et al are ruled out for their evil nature!

Oakbark · August 2012

Also pam has bigger boobs than domino?!

Higgins · August 2012

definetly, I have "tested" both

welshboy78 · August 2012

All this tit talk and nobody mentions Lana Wood? :007)

Napoleon Plural · August 2012

Well, those girl next door types you got in the early days, like Ms Trench, or Pam in Thunderball. Maybe Shirley Eaton, but she looks a bit brassy. Oddly, though many of the gals are of course goodlooking, they don't actively turn me on, it's almost like they're not supposed to. I mean, yes, good looking but lacking a certain angle. I mean, that pose of Barbara Bach in swimsuit with gun is great, but you don't see her like that much in the film, ditto Holly Goodhead and her outfit on the MR poster.

Blackleiter · August 2012

Jinx!

zaphod · August 2012

welshboy78 wrote:

All this tit talk and nobody mentions Lana Wood? :007)

I would have if you hadn't

walther p99 · August 2012

1. Vesper
2. Domino
3. Christmas Jones

Dutchfinger · August 2012

Haha what a great idea for a topic!

I'd say:

- Domino Derval, Lupe Lamora, or the Cigar girl from TWINE

Dark hear, Brown eyes for me!

Loeffelholz · August 2012

Tatiana Romanova. Daniela Bianchi aged exceedingly well :x

Oakbark · August 2012

An excellent point, naopoleon plural, girl next door types are more viable, but a lot of the girls are almost too beautiful to be true and hold less sex appeal, for example Lupe Lamora or dare i say it Solange, who are ravishly beautiful but for me, don't really seem as overall hot as many others. Miss Trench is an excellent shout, and Shirly Eaten on looks alone would be rather perfect.
As far as Lana Wood, welshboy, if we were going on boobs alone, Plenty would top the list, followed by Christmas Jones and possibly Dink?!

zaphod · August 2012

I always thought it a shame that Sylvia Trench did not feature more often as a more or less constant 'friend with benefits' for our boy. She was a good match/foil for Bond and managed to do a lot with almost no dialogue to work with. I think I might well have married her if given the chance, but suspect that she is not the marrying kind.

Which bond girl would you marry?

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