Has anyone made a story from the film titles?

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• Blackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent

  September 2012

  BunsenPPK wrote:

  When I turned around she had her Octopussy out! Thought to myself gee, thats A View To A Kill, but she scared The Living Daylights out of me doing that

  
  Can't top that!!! )

  "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
• BunsenPPK Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 77MI6 Agent

  September 2012

  Blackleiter wrote:

  BunsenPPK wrote:

  When I turned around she had her Octopussy out! Thought to myself gee, thats A View To A Kill, but she scared The Living Daylights out of me doing that

  
  Can't top that!!! )

  
  Haha yeah, I was looking foward to doing Octopussy )

  "I think he got the point"
• Jarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent

  September 2012

  Ok here's mine, although the films are not in order:
  
  I was working in a jewellery store called ‘Diamonds Are Forever’. Some of the customers scared the living daylights out of me. For example, one man, by the name of Dr No, had a goldeneye, and always gave me dirty looks with it. Another customer, known as the man with the golden gun, didn’t actually have a gun of any kind, but rather thought he did (he was mentally ill). I decided that enough is enough, the world is not enough, and left my job. My boss, goldfinger, wasn’t too pleased (he got his nickname from when he was rumoured to have fingered a gold swimming medallist). For the next few years, I was in a bit of a rut, and at times wanted to live and let die. Some sort of skyfall wouldn’t have gone amiss. However, years later, I had regained my confidence and was working on her majesty’s secret service. Having gained my licence to kill, I was ready to take on my first mission - the infiltration of the moonraker shuttle. But then I thought “Screw this! I’m not going into space! I signed up to be a secret agent, not a frigging astronaut!”, so I decided to just gamble away at casino royale. M wasn’t too pleased, and so sent me a warning from Russia with love (he was on holiday in Russia at the time). It was actually a video message, entitled “for your eyes only”. So I watched it, and M was so pissed off that he was raging like a thunderball. I then phoned M up, saying “C’mon M. You only live twice. Loosen up!” M apologised, and admitted that he was in an angry mood in general because he hadn’t been getting much octopussy recently. To which I replied “Tomorrow never dies M, I’ll meet you next thing in the morning in Russia and we will go on the pull!” So the next day, we did just that, and that very night we hit Moscow. We went to a nightclub called “Quantum Of Solace”, when suddenly M began to look startled. I asked M what the problem was, to which M replied “It’s my ex wife – the spy who loved me! I’m gonna give her a piece of my mind!” M went up to his ex wife, who had obviously hurt him in the past, and a bitter argument kicked off. “You’re dead!” shouted M’s ex-wife. “Screw that, I’ll die another day!” replied M. To which then M’s ex-wife pulled out a gun and shot M in the head at point blank range. All I could think was “What a view to a kill!”

  1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS
  
  1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
• Strangeways London, UKPosts: 1,469MI6 Agent

  September 2012

  This thread is purile!
  
  ) ) ) ) ) )
• BunsenPPK Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 77MI6 Agent

  September 2012

  Jarvio wrote:

  Ok here's mine, although the films are not in order:
  
  I was working in a jewellery store called ‘Diamonds Are Forever’. Some of the customers scared the living daylights out of me. For example, one man, by the name of Dr No, had a goldeneye, and always gave me dirty looks with it. Another customer, known as the man with the golden gun, didn’t actually have a gun of any kind, but rather thought he did (he was mentally ill). I decided that enough is enough, the world is not enough, and left my job. My boss, goldfinger, wasn’t too pleased (he got his nickname from when he was rumoured to have fingered a gold swimming medallist). For the next few years, I was in a bit of a rut, and at times wanted to live and let die. Some sort of skyfall wouldn’t have gone amiss. However, years later, I had regained my confidence and was working on her majesty’s secret service. Having gained my licence to kill, I was ready to take on my first mission - the infiltration of the moonraker shuttle. But then I thought “Screw this! I’m not going into space! I signed up to be a secret agent, not a frigging astronaut!”, so I decided to just gamble away at casino royale. M wasn’t too pleased, and so sent me a warning from Russia with love (he was on holiday in Russia at the time). It was actually a video message, entitled “for your eyes only”. So I watched it, and M was so pissed off that he was raging like a thunderball. I then phoned M up, saying “C’mon M. You only live twice. Loosen up!” M apologised, and admitted that he was in an angry mood in general because he hadn’t been getting much octopussy recently. To which I replied “Tomorrow never dies M, I’ll meet you next thing in the morning in Russia and we will go on the pull!” So the next day, we did just that, and that very night we hit Moscow. We went to a nightclub called “Quantum Of Solace”, when suddenly M began to look startled. I asked M what the problem was, to which M replied “It’s my ex wife – the spy who loved me! I’m gonna give her a piece of my mind!” M went up to his ex wife, who had obviously hurt him in the past, and a bitter argument kicked off. “You’re dead!” shouted M’s ex-wife. “Screw that, I’ll die another day!” replied M. To which then M’s ex-wife pulled out a gun and shot M in the head at point blank range. All I could think was “What a view to a kill!”

  
  Haha nice )

  "I think he got the point"