Misheard Lines

JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
In TSWLM, when bond is introducing Anya to Naomi, he says "This is my wife, who also happens to be my assistant". When I first heard the line, briefly for a split second I thought he said "This is my wife, who also happens to be my sister" LOL.

Are they any other lines in bond films that could be horribly misheard / misinterpreted?
1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby

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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    :))

    I've told this one before, but for those who missed it the first time;

    I remember when i was a member of mi6.co.uk that someone said they needed help finding the name of the dinner jacket DC wears in CR.

    After seeing the scenes where DC and EG are getting ready for the poker games, this member had decided to get a dinner jacket like DC's. They'd searched all over and got no where and were completely stumped. No one had heard of this particular brand, and I almost laughed my **** off when we all figured it out. Someone asked "when is the jacket's name mentioned?"

    The poor searcher replied;

    "It's where Bond is getting ready and he says the jacket is tailored and vesper says 'there are dinner jackets and dinner jackets, this is Valetta."

    :o :D :))
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    :))

    I've told this one before, but for those who missed it the first time;

    I remember when i was a member of mi6.co.uk that someone said they needed help finding the name of the dinner jacket DC wears in CR.

    After seeing the scenes where DC and EG are getting ready for the poker games, this member had decided to get a dinner jacket like DC's. They'd searched all over and got no where and were completely stumped. No one had heard of this particular brand, and I almost laughed my **** off when we all figured it out. Someone asked "when is the jacket's name mentioned?"

    The poor searcher replied;

    "It's where Bond is getting ready and he says the jacket is tailored and vesper says 'there are dinner jackets and dinner jackets, this is Valetta."

    :o :D :))

    :)) The poor guy. But that is pretty darn funny
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • BodieBodie Posts: 211MI6 Agent
    In TLD when Bond gets out of the carriage with Kara a hotel employee passes him the cello and he says 'Danka'

    The first time I saw the movie I thought Bond said '****' which I thought was a bit harsh as the bloke was only trying to help.
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Bodie wrote:
    In TLD when Bond gets out of the carriage with Kara a hotel employee passes him the cello and he says 'Danka'

    The first time I saw the movie I thought Bond said '****' which I thought was a bit harsh as the bloke was only trying to help.

    :))

    Another one that I misheard was Roger Moore's 'hiss off' in OP.... Originally I thought it was just your regular 'piss off'
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    When the Nassau hotel front deck clerk in Thunderball says "I'm sorry, no mail" to Bond as she hands him his key, for years I had heard it as "I'm sorry, old man". I could never figure out (a) why she was apologizing to him and (b) why she was channeling Red Grant and calling him that. Finally one time I heard it right, and it made more sense. Doh!
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Here's a couple more:

    LTK
    Sanchez - What did he promise you? His hat?

    MR
    Bond - His name's George, he kills people.
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    MR
    Bond - His name's George Lazenby , he kills people.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    MR
    Bond - His name's George Lazenby , he kills people.

    I don't get this where someone quotes someone else with no comment of their own, what gives?
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    I could never understand what Naomi in TSWLM said to James Bond as he was about to go up in the lift for his first meeting with Stromberg.

    I always thought she said "It's the thirpa"(?!) when I found out just this year she says "It's the third button."
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    "I disagree, Sir. I've used the Beretta for over 10 years. I've never missed with a gent" :))
    When the Nassau hotel front deck clerk in Thunderball says "I'm sorry, no mail" to Bond as she hands him his key, for years I had heard it as "I'm sorry, old man". I could never figure out (a) why she was apologizing to him and (b) why she was channeling Red Grant and calling him that. Finally one time I heard it right, and it made more sense. Doh!

    Likewise. That was one of my misheard lines, which didn't make much sense to me at all. But then again, Bond did appear older than the woman who told him that there's no mail ... :)
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    Zukovsky - 'Who's counting?'
    Bond - 'Head to toe...' (GE)

    Also I was bit confused when Natalya, Onatopp and other GE characters barked out some words in their native language.
    'Alright guard, begin the unnecessarily slow moving dipping mechanism...'
  • NeverSayDieNeverSayDie Posts: 495MI6 Agent
    Well I've only just got this one due to the the concert on the BBC
    the other week. I thought the woman was singing the wrong lyrics to TMWTGG
    but no she was right and I've been wrong all these years.

    I always thought the lyrics said "for his million dollar scam"
    but really it is "golden skill".
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Well I've only just got this one due to the the concert on the BBC
    the other week. I thought the woman was singing the wrong lyrics to TMWTGG
    but no she was right and I've been wrong all these years.

    I always thought the lyrics said "for his million dollar scam"
    but really it is "golden skill".

    It's "million dollar skill" ... at least, that's how I heard it. I've got the sheet music with lyrics too, which says the same thing.
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • filmmaster2000filmmaster2000 Posts: 88MI6 Agent
    Jarvio wrote:
    Here's a couple more:

    LTK
    Sanchez - What did he promise you? His hat?

    MR
    Bond - His name's George, he kills people.

    lol his names george lmfao!!!! LOL!
  • NeverSayDieNeverSayDie Posts: 495MI6 Agent
    Well I've only just got this one due to the the concert on the BBC
    the other week. I thought the woman was singing the wrong lyrics to TMWTGG
    but no she was right and I've been wrong all these years.

    I always thought the lyrics said "for his million dollar scam"
    but really it is "golden skill".

    Even my brother thought it was scam until the other day.

    It's "million dollar skill" ... at least, that's how I heard it. I've got the sheet music with lyrics too, which says the same thing.
  • Brosnan_fanBrosnan_fan Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
    For a few years I've always thought a line of the lyrics to "Thunderball" went,

    "He will bring to your heart without regret."

    Though I found out the real lyrics, I very much preferred my blissfully ignorant line.
    "Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
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