My take on the six Bonds reacting to a stupid question...

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
An irritating bartender asks "Why would you want that shaken? It kills the vermouth!"

Connery Bond: "I shan't ask politely next time."
Lazenby Bond: "You never asked that of the other fellow..."
Moore Bond: "Am I taxing your professional abilities?"
Dalton Bond: "Just pour the damned drink."
Brosnan Bond: "Indulge me, my good man."
Craig Bond: *Steel hard glare*

Am I getting it right? :))
Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    I think you were quite accurate
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • 7700777007 Posts: 502MI6 Agent
    Craig's response to "shaken or stirred?" in CR would fit here too:

    "Do I look like I give a damn?".
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    I winced when I heard that line for the first time. I guess it is them showing bond slowly turn into the suave agent he is known for.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    77007 wrote:
    Craig's response to "shaken or stirred?" in CR would fit here too:
    "Do I look like I give a damn?".
    You know, I didn't think of it, but subconsciously that's what promped this thread. As Kaufman said, I feel like an idiot. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • BodieBodie Posts: 211MI6 Agent
    Connery's Bond - 'Having a martini stirred would be like listening to Justin Beiber without ear plugs'.
    Lazenby's Bond -'Your right cobber, pass me a tin of Fosters and lets throw another shrimp on the barbee'.
    Moore's Bond - I'm not going to answer that, I'm just going to raise my eyebrow.
    Dalton Bond - 'I'm not going to answer that. I'm a serous actor'.
    Brosnan's Bond - 'I know just where you can put that'.
    Craigs Bond - Shoots the barman
  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    Bodie wrote:
    Connery's Bond - 'Having a martini stirred would be like listening to Justin Beiber without ear plugs'.
    Lazenby's Bond -'Your right cobber, pass me a tin of Fosters and lets throw another shrimp on the barbee'.
    Moore's Bond - I'm not going to answer that, I'm just going to raise my eyebrow.
    Dalton Bond - 'I'm not going to answer that. I'm a serous actor'.
    Brosnan's Bond - 'I know just where you can put that'.
    Craigs Bond - Shoots the barman

    Craig: "I thought one less bad drink-maker in the world was a good thing."
    “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to a better understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Jung
  • boothroyd13boothroyd13 Winchester, VAPosts: 44MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    I winced when I heard that line for the first time. I guess it is them showing bond slowly turn into the suave agent he is known for.

    True that they're showing Bond in his early years, but I always took this remark more so as a response to his anger in that he just "lost" to Le Chiffre. He's extremely upset and just wants a drink. A pretty natural reaction.
  • Smoke_13Smoke_13 Kitchener Ont CanadaPosts: 285MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    I winced when I heard that line for the first time. I guess it is them showing bond slowly turn into the suave agent he is known for.

    True that they're showing Bond in his early years, but I always took this remark more so as a response to his anger in that he just "lost" to Le Chiffre. He's extremely upset and just wants a drink. A pretty natural reaction.

    Boothroyd, you are 100% correct in your assessment of the line in my opinion. Get me drink, and get me one now. In fact, I believe this is something Flemmings Bond would have done as well.
  • JADE66JADE66 Posts: 238MI6 Agent
    Connery's Bond: For Queen and Country.
    Lazenby: I'm Superstitious.
    Moore: Don't make me raise this eyebrow.
    Dalton: If I were you I wouldn't be worried about killing the Vermouth
    Brosnan: The thought had occured.
    Craig: You're a bloody idiot.
    -{
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    JADE66 wrote:
    Connery's Bond: For Queen and Country.
    Lazenby: I'm Superstitious.
    Moore: Don't make me raise this eyebrow.
    Dalton: If I were you I wouldn't be worried about killing the Vermouth
    Brosnan: The thought had occured.
    Craig: You're a bloody idiot.
    -{
    Love Dalton's line in this...:)
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    Love Dalton's line in this...:)
    Yeah, that was great. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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