The AJB Advice Thread

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
Hey guys, I need some help here.
The other night I'm in this place basically copying some data onto a flash drive when suddenly the door to the office opens and a rather nasty looking man flips on the lights. He says something (I don't speak whatever dialect he was using) so I slap off the green eye with one hand & draw with the other. Before he can raise his AK, I shoot, but the friggin' suppressor flies off & beans him in the head. Okay, he's down, but the threads on my gun are all messed up & my wrist hurts. I *KNOW* I screwed it on correctly on the plane, and no, it didn't get banged into any tree limbs or anything on the way down. Anyone got any ideas what was up there? ?:)

- Surprised in Sirjan
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    There's only one response to the above post;

    http://youtu.be/vhe3vSe-mmw
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Oh, most members here aren't, I mean... don't work in some capacity for...

    I just assumed...

    Sorry. Nevermind.
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    My sense of humour is clearly singular... :#
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    My sense of humour is clearly singular... :#

    sorry oooold buddy, but i really am missing something here. i think ya an ok guy, and the star trek phaser is brilliant by the way, i'm just not getting this thread at all though.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
    www.helpforheroes.org.uk
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    What if real secret agents posted stuff online as casually as we talk about our own day to day problems & movie stuff... and one of US was one, posting on a JB website....oh well, it seemed a funny idea at the beginning... 8-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,443Chief of Staff
    Now you've explained the topic I understand what you were after...but it wasn't clear in the first instance :s I just thought you had 'lost it' :))
    YNWA 97
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    I just thought you had 'lost it' :))
    I kept expecting someone to reply with further fictional outlandishness... but I guess people steer clear of folk they fear are insane... :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,443Chief of Staff
    chrisisall wrote:
    Sir Miles wrote:
    I just thought you had 'lost it' :))
    I kept expecting someone to reply with further fictional outlandishness... but I guess people steer clear of folk they fear are insane... :))

    They do....that's why I'm alone here too :D
    YNWA 97
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    We are alone together.

    Dumb-and-Dumber.jpg
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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