The One Game a.k.a. The Best & Worst of James Bond

Favorite Bond: Daniel Craig.

Favorite Bond film: From Russia With Love. Sean Connery at his best.

Favorite Bond theme: For Your Eyes Only. Such a beautiful song.

Favorite Bond girl: Tatiana Romanova. WOW!

Favorite Bond villain: Ernst Blofeld (Donald Pleasance version). I loved his ruthlessness.

Worst Bond film: Moonraker. 007 goes to outer space. UGH!

Worst Bond theme: The Man With The Golden Gun. I'm better off listening to fingernails on a chalkboard.

Worst Bond girl: Mary Goodnight. I hated that she was turned into cliche dumbsh*t blonde instead of how she was in the books.

Worst Bond villain: Hugo Drax. Michael Lonsdale might as well have been reading his lines off cue cards!

Your turn, guys.
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  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film = ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

    Favourite Bond Theme = DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

    Favourite Bond Girl = Vesper Lynd

    Favourite Bond Villain = Auric Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film = A VIEW TO A KILL

    Worst Bond Theme = A VIEW TO A KILL

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Renard
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Timothy Dalton

    Favourite Bond Film = ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

    Favourite Bond Theme = Live and Let Die

    Favourite Bond Girl = Barbara Bach/ xxx

    Favourite Bond Villain = Blofeld / Telly Savalas

    Worst Bond Film = QOS (Official series ) NSNA from all Bond films

    Worst Bond Theme = Another way to die

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Dominic Greene
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Brossa

    Favourite Bond Film = Goldeneye

    Favourite Bond Theme = Live and Let Die

    Favourite Bond Girl = Eva Green

    Favourite Bond Villain = Drax

    Worst Bond Film = CR '67

    Worst Bond Theme = Licence to Kill

    Worst Bond Girl = Lupe erm, that bird who didn't like sanchezeses ig-you-are-nar

    Worst Bond Villain = Stromberg
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  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond: Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film: From Russia With Love

    Favourite Bond Theme: The James Bond Theme

    Favourite Bond Girl: Tiffany Case

    Favourite Bond Villain: Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond Theme: Licence to Kill

    Worst Bond Girl: Kara Milovy

    Worst Bond Villain: Elliott Carver
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond: Sean Connery

    Favorite Bond film: Live And Let Die

    Favorite Bond theme: Nodoby Does It Better

    Favorite Bond girl: Honey Rider

    Favorite Bond villain: Max Zorin

    Worst Bond film: Moonraker

    Worst Bond theme: Another Way To Die

    Worst Bond girl: Jinx

    Worst Bond villain: Hugo Drax
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • HalconHalcon Zen TemplePosts: 487MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond: Sean Connery

    Favorite Bond film: From Russia With Love

    Favorite Bond theme: All Time High

    Favorite Bond girl: Octopussy (sigh)

    Favorite Bond villain: Emilio Largo

    Worst Bond film: The World is not Enough

    Worst Bond theme: Tomorrow Never Dies

    Worst Bond girl: Paris Carver

    Worst Bond villain: Elliot Carver

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  • DTReinsmaDTReinsma Orlando, FL, USAPosts: 81MI6 Agent
    Halcon wrote:
    Favorite Bond: Sean Connery

    Favorite Bond film: From Russia With Love

    Favorite Bond theme: All Time High

    Favorite Bond girl: Octopussy (sigh)

    Favorite Bond villain: Emilio Largo

    Worst Bond film: The World is not Enough

    Worst Bond theme: Tomorrow Never Dies

    Worst Bond girl: Paris Carver

    Worst Bond villain: Elliot Carver

    -{

    Our tastes are very different. I'll post my list
  • DTReinsmaDTReinsma Orlando, FL, USAPosts: 81MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond: Pierce Brosnan
    Favorite Bond film: Goldeneye
    Favorite Bond theme: Tomorrow Never Dies
    Favorite Bond girl: Domino
    Favorite Bond villain: Hugo Drax
    Worst Bond film: Diamonds Are Forever
    Worst Bond theme: Octopussy
    Worst Bond girl: Jinx
    Worst Bond villain: Whitaker
  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond: Mr Dalton, of course

    Favourite Bond film: The Living Daylights, followed by Casino Royale

    Favourite Bond theme: the living daylights

    Favourite Bond girl: Domino

    Favourite Bond villain: Franz Sanchez

    Worst Bond film: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond theme: for your eyes only

    Worst Bond girl: Paris Carver

    Worst Bond villain: Gustav Graves
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  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Daniel Craig

    Favourite Bond Film = Tomorrow Never Dies

    Favourite Bond Theme = Tomorrow Never Dies

    Favourite Bond Girl = Vesper Lynd

    Favourite Bond Villain = Red Grant

    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker

    Worst Bond Theme = license to kill

    Worst Bond Girl = Halle Berry

    Worst Bond Villain = Dominic Greene
  • Ens007Ens007 EnglandPosts: 863MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Daniel Craig
    Favourite Bond Film = Casino Royale
    Favourite Bond Theme = A View To A Kill
    Favourite Bond Girl = Domino
    Favourite Bond Villain = Donald "Red" Grant
    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker
    Worst Bond Theme = Licence To Kill (just grates with me)
    Worst Bond Girl = Madonna (does she count?!) ... If not, Rosamund Pike
    Worst Bond Villain = Gustav Graves
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond = Sean Connery
    Favorite Bond Film = Goldfinger
    Favorite Bond Theme = On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    Favorite Bond Girl = Tracy (Diana Rigg)
    Favorite Bond Villain = Goldfinger
    Worst Bond Film = A View To A Kill
    Worst Bond Theme = All Time High (Octopussy)
    Worst Bond Girl = Stacy Sutton (Tanya Roberts)
    Worst Bond Villain = Elliot Carver
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,757Chief of Staff
    Favourite Bond = Daniel Craig

    Favourite Bond Film = OHMSS

    Favourite Bond Theme = Live and Let Die

    Favourite Bond Girl = Eva Green

    Favourite Bond Villain = Blofeld

    Worst Bond Film = Die Another Day

    Worst Bond Theme = Die Another Day (but it's great when played with the titles)

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Brad Whittaker - but I don't think he's that bad either...
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  • JimatayJimatay Posts: 126MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery (however Craig could steal the title depending on Skyfall)
    Favourite Bond Film = Casino Royale/ From Russia With Love
    Favourite Bond Theme = From Russia With Love (title track)
    Favourite Bond Girl = Domino
    Favourite Bond Villain = Red Grant
    Worst Bond Film = Die Another Day
    Worst Bond Theme = Die Another Day
    Worst Bond Girl = Halle Berry
    Worst Bond Villain = Gustav Graves
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = The Daltonator

    Favourite Bond Film = The Living Daylights

    Favourite Bond Theme = Live and Let Die

    Favourite Bond Girl = Wai Lin

    Favourite Bond Villain = Karl Stromberg

    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker

    Worst Bond Theme = For Your Eyes Only

    Worst Bond Girl = Jinx

    Worst Bond Villain = Gustav Graves
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • torontobondfantorontobondfan TorontoPosts: 6MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond: Timothy Dalton

    Favorite Bond film: The Spy Who Loved Me

    Favorite Bond theme: The Living Daylights- A-ha

    Favorite Bond girl: Tracey Bond (Diana Rigg)

    Favorite Bond villain: Kamal Khan (for his quips)

    Worst Bond film: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond theme: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond girl: Stacey Sutton. OH JAMES HELP ME OH JAMES

    Worst Bond villain: Never cared for Kristatos
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond: Sean Connery and Roger Moore (i know, the 2 extremes of the spectrum, but maybe that is why I like both so much)

    Favorite Bond film: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    Favorite Bond theme: You Only Live Twice

    Favorite Bond girl: Aki

    Favorite Bond villain: Rosa Klebb

    Worst Bond film: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond theme: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond girl: Stacey JAMES Sutton.

    Worst Bond villain: Dominic Green
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • BodieBodie Posts: 211MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film = Casino Royale

    Favourite Bond Theme = Nobody Does It Better

    Favourite Bond Girl = Jinx

    Favourite Bond Villain = Auric Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker

    Worst Bond Theme = Another Way To Die

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Dominic Greene
  • moonraker84moonraker84 Posts: 48MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film = The Spy Who Loved Me

    Favourite Bond Theme = Nobody Does It Better

    Favourite Bond Girl = Tracy Bond

    Favourite Bond Villain = 006 Alec Trevelyan

    Worst Bond Film = Diamonds Are Forever

    Worst Bond Theme = Thunderball

    Worst Bond Girl = Rosie Carver

    Worst Bond Villain = Elliot Carver
  • Le SamouraiLe Samourai Honolulu, HIPosts: 573MI6 Agent
    Favorite Bond: Timothy Dalton

    Favorite Bond film: On Her Majesty's Secret Service

    Favorite Bond theme: Live and Let Die

    Favorite Bond girl: (tie) Vesper Lynd or Tracy Draco Bond

    Favorite Bond villain: Blofeld, as portrayed by Telly Savalas

    Worst Bond film: Moonraker

    Worst Bond theme: The Man with the Golden Gun

    Worst Bond girl: Jinx

    Worst Bond villain: Blofeld, as portrayed by Charles Grey
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Worst Bond theme: The Man with the Golden Gun
    You just resent that you can't get it out of your head. :)) :)) :)) :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond: Sir Roger Moore

    Favourite Bond Film: The Spy Who Loved Me

    Favourite Bond Theme: The Spy Who Loved Me

    Favourite Bond Villain: Francisco Scaramanga

    Favourite Bond Girl: Major Amasova or Vesper Lynd

    Worst Bond Film: Quantum of Solace

    Worst Bond Theme: Tomorrow Never Dies

    Worst Bond Girl: Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain: Dominic Greene (followed closely by Elliot Carver and Koskov/Whittaker)
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Favourite Bond Villain: Francisco Scaramanga
    Nice pick! -{
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Signed_By_RogerMooreSigned_By_RogerMoore Posts: 10MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Favourite Bond Villain: Francisco Scaramanga
    Nice pick! -{

    It was a toss up between him and YOLT's Blofeld!

    I loved Scaramanga...just feel he was wasted in TMWTGG :( Christopher Lee is amazing in any role but he played Scaramanga superbly
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I loved Scaramanga...just feel he was wasted in TMWTGG
    If it were any other actor, I would not own the movie.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Finally - some love for Jinx! I'm not crazy about the way Halle Berry played the role, but she looked damned good doing it!
    Bodie wrote:
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film = Casino Royale

    Favourite Bond Theme = Nobody Does It Better

    Favourite Bond Girl = Jinx

    Favourite Bond Villain = Auric Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker

    Worst Bond Theme = Another Way To Die

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Dominic Greene
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • HalconHalcon Zen TemplePosts: 487MI6 Agent
    Finally - some love for Jinx! I'm not crazy about the way Halle Berry played the role, but she looked damned good doing it!
    Bodie wrote:
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film = Casino Royale

    Favourite Bond Theme = Nobody Does It Better

    Favourite Bond Girl = Jinx

    Favourite Bond Villain = Auric Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker

    Worst Bond Theme = Another Way To Die

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Dominic Greene

    ...It made a believer out of me!
    -{

    what a woman!
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    edited October 2012
    Favourite Bond: Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film: From Russia With Love

    Favourite Bond Theme: The James Bond Theme

    Favourite Bond Girl: Tiffany Case

    Favourite Bond Villain: Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film: Die Another Day

    Worst Bond Theme: Licence to Kill

    Worst Bond Girl: Kara Milovy

    Worst Bond Villain: Elliott Carver

    I just realised there wasn't a "Worst Bond" category to match up with the "Best Bond" category, so I'll add it, even though it's going to be controversial so I'll just put a disclaimer here: "worst" doesn't necessarily mean "bad", it just means "the other five were better".

    Worst Bond: Sir Roger Moore.

    I say that because I'm very much a Bond traditionalist in the sense that I firmly believe that the cinematic Bond should be as close as possible to Fleming's literary Bond. Moore's Bond was anything but.
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    If we're including "worst bond" too, then add Lazenby to that on my list. I don't hate Lazenby, and I think he did an ok job, but definitely thought the other 5 were better. Plus it's kind of hard to judge him when he only did 1 film.
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Here, here!
    Halcon wrote:
    Finally - some love for Jinx! I'm not crazy about the way Halle Berry played the role, but she looked damned good doing it!
    Bodie wrote:
    Favourite Bond = Sean Connery

    Favourite Bond Film = Casino Royale

    Favourite Bond Theme = Nobody Does It Better

    Favourite Bond Girl = Jinx

    Favourite Bond Villain = Auric Goldfinger

    Worst Bond Film = Moonraker

    Worst Bond Theme = Another Way To Die

    Worst Bond Girl = Stacey Sutton

    Worst Bond Villain = Dominic Greene

    ...It made a believer out of me!
    -{

    what a woman!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
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