The Best Bond...EVERYTHING list!

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
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Best Fleming novel: Moonraker
Best Non-Fleming novel: Christopher Wood's TSWLM
Best Connery movie: Thunderball
Best Lazenby movie: ummm... OHMSS
Best Moore movie: OP
Best Dalton movie: TLD
Best Brosnan movie: TND
Best Graig movie: Skyfall (prediction)
Best car: AM DB5
Best gun: PPK, black handle, longer clip
Best Tux: GE
Best suit: DAF, Bambi & Thumper scene
Best Bond girl: Solitaire
Best Felix: David Hedison
Best villain: Scaramanga
Best screamer: Stacey Sutton
Best henchman: Red Grant
Best sadism: feeding Felix to the shark (LTK)
Best gadget: Car remote control (TND)
Best score: DAF
Best editing: Skyfall (prediction)
Best direction: CR
Best miniature FX: TSWLM
Best gag: "You're that English secret agent, from England!" (TMWTGG)
Best rat: DAF

Your ratings?
Comments?
Add to it (I had to miss a lot)?
Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming novel: I've only read one.... LALD
    Best Non-Fleming novel: Not read any
    Best Connery movie: Dr No
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS
    Best Moore movie: LALD, then AVTAK
    Best Dalton movie: LTK
    Best Brosnan movie: GE
    Best Craig movie: QOS
    Best car: AM DB5
    Best gun: Golden Gun
    Best Tux: CR
    Best suit: CR
    Best Bond girl: Honey Rider, then Solitaire
    Best Felix: David Hedison
    Best villain: Max Zorin
    Best screamer: Stacey Sutton
    Best henchman: Red Grant
    Best sadism: Xenia killing the admiral by having sex with him
    Best gadget: Grenade Pen
    Best score: AVTAK
    Best editing: No idea
    Best direction: LTK
    Best miniature FX: TSWLM
    Best gag: "I am invincible!" (dies)
    Best rat: Huh?
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Jarvio wrote:
    Best rat: Huh?
    Bond was walking him in DAF, do you not remember? :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    Uh, okay...

    Best Fleming novel: Moonraker is my favorite as well, although I love Casino Royale since it was the first Fleming novel I read.
    Best Non-Fleming novel: Never read one
    Best Connery movie: FRWL
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS
    Best Moore movie: LALD
    Best Dalton movie: LTK
    Best Brosnan movie: GE
    Best Craig movie: CR
    Best car: 1964 Ford Country Squire Station Wagon. My grandfather kept a nearly identical car in the same color running until he passed away. His had an AM radio and deluxe hubcaps, though. And a rod and gun rack where the rear seat used to be (he removed it).
    Best Bond car: Aston-Martin DB5.
    Best gun: MBA Gyrojet Rocket Pistol. World's coolest gadget gun in real life, even if ammo costs $75 a shot (more if you've the 13mm version) and has to be fired in humidity so heavy that it might as well be a downpour.
    Best Bond Gun: Walther PP. Doubles for the PPK in DN and is more ergonomic.
    Best Tux: DN; introduces us to Bond's character
    Best suit: My g/f says I have no taste in suits.
    Best Bond girl: Aki
    Best Felix: Jack Lord
    Best villain: Alec Trevelyan
    Best screamer: Stacey Sutton
    Best henchman: Rosa Klebb was technically a henchman of Blofeld...
    Best sadism: Sophie Marceau in TWINE
    Best gadget: The MBA Gyrojet Rocket Guns, since they worked (albeit only with FMJ ammo and couldn't really blow up anything)
    Best score: LALD
    Best editing: The only Bond film where I was looking for continuity errors and found very few egregious ones was TSWLM (for its time, it really looked like they were trying).
    Best direction: I've never really given this thought.
    Best miniature FX: TSWLM, gotta agree
    Best gag: "He was right, you know..." (Bond, eyes popping out his head looking at the film of him and Tanya in FRWL...subtle, yet hilarious, especially if you think about it...)
    Best rat: The second one on the left, third row in FRWL stole the entire scene.
    Best genre-savvy line: "[Beat]. No. We're in the middle of a Soviet air base in Afghanistan." (Bond reacting to Kara Milovy's "We're free!" line in TLD; one of the two best lines Dalton delivered during his tenure as Bond...)
    Best Aircraft: Little Nellie
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: Kananga's death in LALD.
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming novel: From Russia with love
    Best Non-Fleming novel: Colonel Sun
    Best Connery movie: GF
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS
    Best Moore movie: FYEO
    Best Dalton movie: LTK
    Best Brosnan movie: TWINE
    Best Craig movie: SF (a guess, but a good guess I think)
    Best car: Jaguar XKR
    Best Bond car: Aston-Martin DB5.
    Best gun: The elephant gun
    Best Bond Gun: Walther PPK
    Best Tux: Craig's sparkly one in SF
    Best suit: Moore's OP
    Best Bond girl: Tracy
    Best Felix: Hedison
    Best villain: Sanchez
    Best screamer: Stacey Sutton
    Best henchman: Jaws
    Best sadism: Xenia's Sex scene
    Best gadget: Moonraker's Wrist dart gun
    Best score: AVTAK
    Best editing: QOS :) (just kidding)
    Best direction: ?
    Best miniature FX: TLD bridge explosion
    Best gag: NSNA Bond's urine scene
    Best rat: ?
    Best genre-savvy line: "His name is Jaws...he kills people"
    Best Aircraft: Little Nellie
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: Thunderball's unaturally fast boat scene at the end
    Best Bond of all time: Timothy Dalton
    Best Writer: Ian Fleming
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS
    8-) Everybody seems to pick this one...
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    I wonder why...
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    Best miniature FX: TLD bridge explosion
    That was pretty darn impressive now that you mention it! B-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    It was, Chrissial.
    You can watch how they did it on the ultimate edition of TLD. It is in the making of the living daylights.
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    It was, Chrissial.
    You can watch how they did it on the ultimate edition of TLD. It is in the making of the living daylights.
    I have that 2 DVD set, but so busy watching the movie I haven't gotten to disc #2 yet... but I will! :)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BodieBodie Posts: 211MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming novel: FRWL
    Best Non-Fleming novel: Colonel Sun
    Best Connery movie: Goldfinger
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS (pretty unanimous)
    Best Moore movie: TSWLM
    Best Dalton movie: TLD
    Best Brosnan movie: GE
    Best Graig movie: CR
    Best car: AM DB5
    Best gun: PPK original
    Best Tux: GE
    Best suit: GF Grey 3 piece
    Best Bond girl: Jinx
    Best Felix: Jack Lord
    Best villain: Auric Goldfinger
    Best henchman: Oddjob
    Best gadget: Goldfinger Astin
    Best score: CR
    Best direction: CR
    Best gag: 'Shocking, positively shocking'
    Best dressed Bond: TB
    Best allie: Mathis (WTF were they thinking when they killed him)
    Best M: Judi Dench
    Best PTS: TSWLM
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    I added 2 more at the end, I could of added best Bond film, but way too hard :)
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming novel: No idea, never read any of them
    Best Non-Fleming novel: See above. Not a very good start is it?
    Best Connery movie: Goldfinger
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS..... is this a trick question?
    Best Moore movie: LALD
    Best Dalton movie: TLD
    Best Brosnan movie: GE
    Best Graig movie: SF
    Best car: Aston Martin Vanquish
    Best gun: P99 (TND version)
    Best Tux: GE, 'straight up with a twist' scene
    Best suit: Gorilla, OP
    Best Bond girl: Vesper
    Best Felix: Bollocks, whats his name. David N..n....erm. "get me a Meg (whos meg?) on a white pimpmobile, 357 Nelson David George!"... him.
    Best villain: Tie between Max Zorin and Hugo Drax
    Best henchman: Oddjob
    Best gadget: GE door decoder
    Best score: CR
    Best direction: SF
    Best gag: bugger, its in SF, so my second fave would be Cleese's line; "well it's better than looking more clever than you are, this way please"
    Best dressed Bond: PB
    Best allie: that one in FYEO in Rio, the one where Jaws is dressed in the carnival outfit.
    Best M: Judi Dench
    Best PTS: TWINE
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Best Felix: Bollocks, whats his name. David N..n....erm. "get me a Meg (whos meg?) on a white pimpmobile, 357 Nelson David George!"... him.

    That would be David Hedison
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Best allie: that one in FYEO in Rio, the one where Jaws is dressed in the carnival outfit.

    sorry Minigeff, Moore never went to Rio in FyEO, it went to the Greek Islands. In moonraker he went to Rio, so you must be thinking about Manuela who nearly gets killed by Jaws dressing up as a clown. i would have counted her as more of a Bond girl, because he sleeps with her....
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    xboy614 wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    Best allie: that one in FYEO in Rio, the one where Jaws is dressed in the carnival outfit.

    sorry Minigeff, Moore never went to Rio in FyEO, it went to the Greek Islands. In moonraker he went to Rio, so you must be thinking about Manuela who nearly gets killed by Jaws dressing up as a clown. i would have counted her as more of a Bond girl, because he sleeps with her....

    Oooh ally

    I thought you was on about a passage between buildings.
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    "get me a Meg (whos meg?) on a white pimpmobile, 357 Nelson David George!"
    I think that's a "make." :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    minigeff wrote:
    "get me a Meg (whos meg?) on a white pimpmobile, 357 Nelson David George!"
    I think that's a "make." :))

    :)) that's solved years of wondering who bloody meg is and why Felix wanted her sat on a white car during a time when felix should have more important issues on his mind.
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Haha, reminds me of that misheard lines thread I made, with Roger's line in TSWLM: "This is my wife, who also happens to be my sister"
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming novel: Moonraker
    Best Non-Fleming novel: never read any of them, and never will.
    Best Connery movie: From Russia With Love
    Best Lazenby movie: On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    Best Moore movie: For Your Eyes Only
    Best Dalton movie: The Living Daylights
    Best Brosnan movie: GoldenEye
    Best Graig movie: Casino Royale
    Best car: Bentley Mark VI as in the Fleming novels post-Moonraker
    Best gun:
    Best Tux: Goldfinger. The one that was inside his wetsuit :)
    Best suit: The grey suit with the thin navy/black tie that Connery wore frequently during his first five films.
    Best Bond girl: Pussy Galore
    Best Felix: David Hedison
    Best villain: Auric Goldfinger
    Best screamer: Rosie Live and Let Die
    Best henchman: Red Grant
    Best sadism: Bond killing Professor Dent in Dr No
    Best gadget: Car remote control
    Best score: Thunderball
    Best editing:
    Best direction: Thunderball. Terence Young is widely regarded as the master in that regard.
    Best miniature FX: The inside of the Volcano in You Only Live Twice (someone correct me if I'm wrong, but if I recall correctly, that set was partly done in miniature).
    Best gag:
    Best rat:
    "Watch the birdie, you bastard!"
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    Best Novel: Not read many of them but one I enjoyed hugely was DOCTOR NO.

    Best Sean Connery Film: FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

    Best George Lazenby Film: ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

    Best Roger Moore Film: THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

    Best Timothy Dalton Film: LICENCE TO KILL

    Best Pierce Brosnan Film: Currently THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH (Changes periodically)

    Best Daniel Craig Film: CASINO ROYALE

    Best Car: Lotus Espirit - THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

    Best Gun: Walther PPK

    Best Dinner Suit: Sean Connery’s white jacket one - DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

    Best Suit: Daniel Craig’s pin-stripe - QUANTUM OF SOLACE

    Best Bond Girl: Vesper Lynd - CASINO ROYALE

    Best Felix Leiter: Jack Lord - DR. NO

    Best Villain: Auric Goldfinger - GOLDFINGER

    Best Screamer: Xenia Onatopp - GOLDENEYE

    Best Henchman: Red Grant - FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

    Best Sadism: Bond shooting Stromberg in his nether regions - THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

    Best Gadget: The mobile phone fingerprint recogniser - TOMORROW NEVER DIES (And I like Brosnan’s wry smile when it works)

    Best Score: John Barry - DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

    Best Editing: John Glen - THE SPY WHO LOVED ME

    Best Direction: Peter Hunt – ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

    Best Miniature Special Effects: Derek Meddings - MOONRAKER

    Best Gag: Bond giving Fiona Volpe her slippers when she asks for something to put on when getting out of the bath - THUNDERBALL

    Best Genre-Savvy Line: Hugo Drax to M, Bond & Frederick Gray in MOONRAKER - “Sir Frederick Gray! And in distinguished company all wearing gas masks. Forgive me gentlemen, but not being English I sometimes find your sense of humour difficult to follow."

    Best Aircraft: Acrostar Jet - OCTOPUSSY

    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: Bond on the traction machine - THUNDERBALL
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    BIG TAM wrote:
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: Bond on the traction machine - THUNDERBALL

    You would mention this one, wouldn't you?
    Get your head out of the gutter, Big Tam
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    "Best Unintentionally Funny Moment" is definitely bond getting knocked out by Tee Hee when he's in mid-sentence. It's bloody hilarious!
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming Novel: ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
    Best Continuation Novel: ICEBREAKER
    Best Sean Connery Film: FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
    Best George Lazenby Film: ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
    Best Roger Moore Film: THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
    Best Timothy Dalton Film: THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
    Best Pierce Brosnan Film: GOLDENEYE
    Best Daniel Craig Film: CASINO ROYALE
    Best Car: ASTON MARTIN DB5
    Best Gun: WALTHER PPK
    Best Dinner Suit: SEAN CONNERY - DR. NO
    Best Suit: SEAN CONNERY - GREY SUIT - GOLDFINGER
    Best Bond Girl: AKI – YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
    Best Felix Leiter: JACK LORD - DR. NO
    Best Villain: ROSA KLEBB – FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
    Best Screamer: CHANG – MOONRAKER (worst: STACEY SUTTON – A VIEW TO A KILL)
    Best Henchman: RED GRANT - FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
    Best Sadism: BOND FLICKING HIS TIE TO DROP HENCHMAN OFF ROOF - THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
    Best Gadget: PARKER PEN - GOLDENEYE
    Best Score: JOHN BARRY – ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
    Best Editing: PETER HUNT - GOLDFINGER
    Best Direction: TERRENCE YOUNG – DR. NO, FRWL, TB
    Best Miniature Special Effects: EXPLODING BARN – PTS OCTOPUSSY
    Best Gag: FIONA’S SLIPPERS - THUNDERBALL
    Best Genre-Savvy Line: “He wouldn’t know woman if one came up and sat on his head” - GOLDENEYE
    Best Aircraft: LITTLE NELLIE – YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: BOND’S HEAD FIRST SLIDE – ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
    Best M: BERNARD LEE
    Best PTS: THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    edited October 2012
    Yesterday 19:37

    BIG TAM wrote:
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: Bond on the traction machine - THUNDERBALL

    You would mention this one, wouldn't you?
    Get your head out of the gutter, Big Tam

    Hello, xboy614. I didn't choose this moment for any rude connotations, which I've noted has been alluded to by other members on separate threads. The scene amuses me because of the sped up action & Connery's reactions - a rare moment of poor acting on his part. It just seems a bit silly, much like the sped-up fight with Largo on the Disco Volante at the end of the same film. It was a toss-up between the two really.
  • Dalkowski110Dalkowski110 Posts: 1,314MI6 Agent
    BIG TAM wrote:
    Yesterday 19:37

    BIG TAM wrote:
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: Bond on the traction machine - THUNDERBALL

    You would mention this one, wouldn't you?
    Get your head out of the gutter, Big Tam

    Hello, xboy614. I didn't choose this moment for any rude connotations, which I've noted has been alluded to by other members on separate threads. The scene amuses me because of the sped up action & Connery's reactions - a rare moment of poor acting on his part. It just seems a bit silly, much like the sped-up fight with Largo on the Disco Volante at the end of the same film. It was a toss-up between the two really.

    Ironically, ONE PORTION of this scene came in a close second to my own best unintentionally funny moment (Kananga's death in LALD)...the part where Connery shouts "Help! Haaaaaaaaalllllppppp!" is pretty funny.
    By the way, are you gonna eat that?
  • BodieBodie Posts: 211MI6 Agent
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment - OHMSS where Ruby is being brainwashed. Sounded so silly.
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming Novel: LALD
    Best Sean Connery Film: TB
    Best George Lazenby Film: OHMSS
    Best Roger Moore Film: TSWLM
    Best Timothy Dalton Film: TD
    Best Pierce Brosnan Film: GE
    Best Daniel Craig Film: CR
    Best Car: ASTON MARTIN DB5
    Best Gun: WALTHER PP9
    Best Dinner Suit: LARGO - TB
    Best Suit: CONNERY - GREY SUIT - GF
    Best Bond Girl: Spent 10 mins thinking but I really can't decide!
    Best Felix Leiter: DAVID "white pimp mobile" HEDISON
    Best Villain: LARGO
    Best Henchman: RED GRANT - FRWL
    Best Gadget: LASER/GRAPPLE WATCH
    Best Gag: FIONA’S SLIPPERS - TB
    Best Unintentionally Funny Moment: KANANGA'S DEATH
    Best PTS: TLD
    Relax darling, I'm on top of the situation -{
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    FelixLeiter007 wrote:
    Best Gag: FIONA’S SLIPPERS - TB
    THAT'S why it's my favourite SC Bond!! I *knew* there was a reason!! :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • PATRICKSPATRICKS FrancePosts: 2MI6 Agent
    Best Fleming Novel: ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
    Best Continuation Novel: FOR SPECIAL SERVICE
    Best Sean Connery Film: YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
    Best George Lazenby Film: ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE
    Best Roger Moore Film: THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
    Best Timothy Dalton Film: THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
    Best Pierce Brosnan Film: GOLDENEYE
    Best Daniel Craig Film: SKYFALL
    Best Car: ASTON MARTIN DB5
    Best Gun: WALTHER PPK

    Best Bond Girl: DIANA RIGG OHMSS Tracy
    Best Felix Leiter: DAVID HEDISON live and let die and licence to kill
    Best Villain: SCARAMANGA The man with the golden gun

    Best Score: JOHN BARRY – ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE

    Best Direction: GUY HAMILTON GOLDFINGER



    Best M: BERNARD LEE
    To this moment, and the moment yet to come (The man with the golden gun)
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Having seen skyfall, I'm just updating my list:

    Best Fleming novel: I've only read one.... LALD
    Best Non-Fleming novel: Not read any
    Best Connery movie: Dr No
    Best Lazenby movie: OHMSS
    Best Moore movie: LALD, then AVTAK
    Best Dalton movie: LTK
    Best Brosnan movie: GE
    Best Craig movie: SF
    Best car: AM DB5
    Best gun: Golden Gun
    Best Tux: CR
    Best suit: CR
    Best Bond girl: Honey Rider, then Solitaire
    Best Felix: David Hedison
    Best villain: Max Zorin, then Raul Silva
    Best screamer: Stacey Sutton
    Best henchman: Red Grant
    Best sadism: Xenia killing the admiral by having sex with him
    Best gadget: Grenade Pen
    Best score: AVTAK
    Best editing: SF
    Best direction: SF
    Best miniature FX: TSWLM
    Best gag: "I am invincible!" (dies)
    Best lizard: SF
    Best unintentionally funny moment: Tee Hee knocking bond out mid-sentence
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
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