You know you're a Bond fan when, .....................

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Napoleon Plural wrote:
    What are you lot wittering on about? Dalton hardly ever got laid in his films.

    No one really believes he copped off with that girl in the boat in the pts of TLD. Two minutes of the Welsh windbag waffling on about the history of Gibraltar and Britain's territorial rights and she'd be back to her Duran Duran albums.

    Never gets his shirt off in that film

    You see why in the next film, lordy, someone get him a gym membership and a sun lamp. Again, jumps into a swimming pool in his tux for final scene. No bloke ever got laid doing that, unless it was George Osborne at the Oxford ball, and his victim was an inebriated Michael Gove.
    :)) :)) :)) :) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Sorry all but I think that's the real reason I can't warm 100% to Dalton.

    All the others have a sexual magnetism that's partly down to confidence but mostly down to the fact they look like they love women and would rather be 'in the sack' than anywhere else. I just didn't get that feeling with Dalton...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Now this thread goes into the right direction.

    I am giving out free membership cards for the Dalton Misty Eyed Fan Club and offer Nap to be my VP next to Sir Miles :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Cheers, Bondtoys! {[]
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    You know you're a Bond fan when the bashing of a good Bond actor causes you to vacate a thread permanently. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Yes, enough Dalton bashing already. X-(
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Ha, its only just begun X-(

    If you don't like it, go to the several Dalton fanboy threads that chris and nick recently opened :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    You know you're a Bond fan when...

    During a pub quiz, when the question is Bond-related, all eyes automatically turn to you...

    (The actual question was "Who sang YOLT? Shirley Bassey, Nancy Sinatra, or Sheena Easton")
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... and you correct mistakes in newspaper Bond Quizzes,
    as well as some online ones. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,860Chief of Staff
    Welcome to my world!
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    When you have spent years in denial read this thread and go man I can relate to everything here!

    Question now is when did it happen and why? I will ask my shrink tomorrow B-)

    Cheers
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    When (having only discovered AJB007 only a couple off months before), you can't visit it for a day and start getting withdrawal symptoms...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,816MI6 Agent
    You go cross eyed checking the forum in any quiet moment on your phone if not on your computer.

    Answer B Nancy Sinatra! B)
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    When someone suggests Daniel Radcliffe as a possible next James Bond and, against your better judgement, you just have to bite and compose a sarcastic reply... ;%
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Based on that test, I am most definitely a fan! (Yeah, he got me, too!) :))
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    When someone suggests Daniel Radcliffe as a possible next James Bond and, against your better judgement, you just have to bite and compose a sarcastic reply... ;%
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • thenoisydrumthenoisydrum Posts: 84MI6 Agent
    When you plan to call your first born James, if it's a boy
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    When someone says "Lodge" or "Shanghai" in conversation and your first thoughts are about clothes.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • LastRatStandingLastRatStanding ScotlandPosts: 296MI6 Agent
    When you play the Thunderball Lottery in the UK every week just because it's called 'Thunderball' and always choose the number 4 as the Thunderball because it was the 4th Bond film -{
    Now, they only eat rat.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Or you're chuffed to see that your car pedals look the same
    as the ones in Bonds QOS aston martin, :)) Infact I use
    "Autoglym " products to clean and wax my car as they are
    used By Aston Martin,
    So with the Products and pedals,I'm getting closer to an
    Aston Martin every year. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Quantum of DaisyQuantum of Daisy TorontoPosts: 10MI6 Agent
    Your friends tell you to come round to watch a film half an hour later than the time they get there, because you won't shut up in your desperation to watch a bond film and veto every other film bringing up a petty favour you did for them 5 years ago, so they pick Mean Girls instead.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You Have ordered Software to copy your Bond DVD's ( Legally )
    ( Thanks to all who offered advise, especially Strangeways -{ )

    And intend to Buy a 10" Tablet to keep them all on, along with starting to
    download all The Bond Books. So I'll have all My Bond Books and Films in
    One place. :) AJB007 will be the Only Web page I'll use on it as well. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    You "Whisper" when asking your friends if they want you to open the bottle of champagne.
  • mpoplawskimpoplawski New Jersey, USAPosts: 128MI6 Agent
    Whenever you check into a hotel and first enter your room, you walk around, scan it and then say, "This will do - this will do me nicely."
    Bond: "But who would want to kill me, sir?"
    M: "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors . . . the list is endless."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Only if you're a Dalton fan. If you're a Connery fan, you check for bugs.

    I tend to find them in the gaffes I've stayed in.... :#
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    edited June 2013
    mpoplawski wrote:
    "This will do - this will do me nicely."

    Lazenby said that to Manuel in OHMSS
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • PredatorPredator Posts: 790Chief of Staff
    When you watch an episode of Pointless featuring a final Bond films round and you name all of the most obscure answers ...
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,749Chief of Staff
    Predator wrote:
    When you watch an episode of Pointless featuring a final Bond films round and you name all of the most obscure answers ...

    I saw that too...glad it just wasn't me that rattled them off :))
    YNWA 97
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Had a lot of Onions for lunch then. :p

    Missed it, Hopefully it's on the i-player. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • mac007mac007 WisconsinPosts: 92MI6 Agent
    When you watch Cars 2 with your son because it LOOSELY based on a Bond Spy Character car! :)
    or
    When you plan vacations around bond filming locations
    or
    When you watch at least 1 bond film a week
    or
    When you own multiple Bond artifacts
    or
    ... :)
    Tied 1st: CR & SF, 3rd: DAD

    "How did he die" "Your contact, not well" ~ DC in CR
  • ZorinIndustriesZorinIndustries United StatesPosts: 837MI6 Agent
    mac007 wrote:
    When you plan vacations around bond filming locations

    If only my family would go to Nassau... :007)
    "Better luck next time... slugheads!"

    1. GoldenEye 2. Goldfinger 3. Skyfall 4. OHMSS 5. TWINE
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