What is the worst film you have ever seen?

JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
What do people consider to be the worst film they have ever seen? By film, I mean film in general - not just bond (Although I hope nobody considers any bond films to be the worst film ever anyway!)

For me, and only counting films I have seen all the way through, it would be "The Amityville Haunting" (2011). This is not the same as the Amityville Horror - it's a completely different film. I caught it on TV, read the description, and was looking forward to it. Nothing happened (Until like, the last 5 minutes of the film). And not only that, but the acting was atrocious too.

I'm giving an honourable mention to "Leprechaun" (1993). But I can't fairly call that the worst because I didn't watch it all the way through. I couldn't stomach it and I changed the channel. I then researched it, and was horrified to learn that there have been 5 other sequels to it! And apparently, most of them are even worse than the first one!
1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Herbie
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  • Colonel ShatnerColonel Shatner Chavtastic Bristol, BritainPosts: 574MI6 Agent
    The most mediocre movie I've seen fairly recently in the cinema is The Sweeney. The worse movie I've seen in the cinema in recent years is Wolverine (it gets worse the more I think about it, a Rob Liefeld type story and drawings come to life).

    And one of the worse movies I've come across off the top of my head that's loaded down with total, utter fail and incompetence is Epic Movie.
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    The sound of bastarding music, Mary bloody poppins, herbie goes to rehab, the grinch, ace Ventura, Bruce almighty crock of ****, the witches, chitty shitty bang bang (loving the origin of that kids classic though), twilight, sex and the horse faced bitch in the city, xxx, paranormal craptivity, nanny mcf@cknuts, Greece, broken arrow, stealth and fame.

    All equally as crap as each other.
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    The sound of bastarding music, Mary bloody poppins, herbie goes to rehab, the grinch, ace Ventura, Bruce almighty crock of ****, the witches, chitty shitty bang bang (loving the origin of that kids classic though), twilight, sex and the horse faced bitch in the city, xxx, paranormal craptivity, nanny mcf@cknuts, Greece, broken arrow, stealth and fame.

    All equally as crap as each other.

    Well I disagree about Bruce Almighty (Love that film), however, I completely agree about XXX (God awful film!)
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • PolynikesPolynikes U.k.Posts: 276MI6 Agent
    The sinful dwarf
    "I'm motivated by my duty"

    1.SF 2.CR 3.OHMSS 4.DN 5.YOLT
  • don pdon p Posts: 607MI6 Agent
    i once sat and watched a bollywood version of lethal weapon,,
    dancing and signing riggs and murtah,, it was so bad i had to watch it all lol
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Epic Movie. It was epically bad.

    Also, ALL of the Scary Movie series.
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  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    Howard the Duck.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • James BillJames Bill ParisPosts: 26MI6 Agent
    Well, first of all, I think the distinction should be made between B-movies that are "intentionally" bad and really bad movies. When you have a movie called "Return of the Killer Tomatoes", obviously it's not going to take itself seriously. But when you have big budget so-called blockbusters, with millions of $ poured in and A-list stars, and the result is a huge pile of $h!t, then you can consider being in front of a genuinely bad movie. For me, the worst example of that is probably Joel Schumacher's Batman & Robin.
  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
    Howard the Duck.

    Hahaha this was bad but in a good way
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • NeverSayDieNeverSayDie Posts: 495MI6 Agent
    Casino Royale (1967)
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Anything in any way connected with Adam Sandler. How on earth does this guy keep making films?
  • FelixLeiter ♀FelixLeiter ♀ Staffordshire or a pubPosts: 1,286MI6 Agent
    I managed 20 minutes of the first Paranormal Activity before we turned it off. I've since been told by people that it gets better, but if a film is complete and utter crap for 20 mins then a, I doubt its ability to turn it round, and b, it should have been captivating its audience from the start.

    10,000 BC was the first time I saw a film in the cinema and was bored sh!tless all the way through. I feel bad looking back, as the result was that my brother, our friend and I spent at least half an hour chucking popcorn at some lads in front who had been acting up before the film started, which wasn't fair on the rest of the audience around us. We should have just walked out but having paid, we kept hoping it would get better. It didn't.

    As a family we watched The Expendables after Christmas lunch one year. It was pretty dull and nothing new for an action film and I fell asleep.

    Undoubtedly the worst film I have ever seen though is Mean Girls 2. I had to sit through most of this several days ago whilst visiting my cousins and we all agreed it was a horrendous film. We had all liked the first one and this seemed like a horrendous rip off of it. It was insanely unrealistic, even for a US teen movie and the majority of the film was depictions of horrible bullying of individuals, which all who weren't victims took gleeful, sadistic enjoyment from. It was not pleasant viewing and had a very predictable plot.
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  • DaltonFan1DaltonFan1 The West of IrelandPosts: 503MI6 Agent
    I really hated Avatar. Shockingly unoriginal story, gruesome dialogue. The "breathtaking" special effects look completely fake. Easily the most over-rated film and my personal least favourite of all time.

    And if you liked Xxx, you will love xxx2: the next level.
    Also Transporter 3 is very poor. I haven't seen any Twilight movies but I've found the trailers torturous enough.
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  • SherbrookSherbrook Melbourne AustraliaPosts: 137MI6 Agent
    Anything in any way connected with Adam Sandler. How on earth does this guy keep making films?


    His movies always make a lot of money for some reason -so he'll keep going
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Little Nicky and The Dark Knight take the crown for most annoying character voices.
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  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Battlefield Earth with John Travolta....the first and ONLY movie I've walked out of. Truly awful!
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Space Jam by a mile.

    My then- gf insisted to go to there, what men are ready to go thru for a decent girl :#
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    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • SherbrookSherbrook Melbourne AustraliaPosts: 137MI6 Agent
    The Beast of Yucca Flats

    Features a nude scene (rare for 1961), which has nothing to do with the plot

    Watch it for the world's slowest car chase -they must have borrowed the cars and were warned not to damage them
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Sheesh - difficult one this lol Will have to have a think!

    Of late I have seen some terrible films however expectation wise and with a crash down to earth was Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Of The Crystal Skulls, ruined my childhood memories (along with the Star Wars prequels)

    Of course there are some real stinkers but the above felt like somebody stabbed me in the back
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    The Resident Evil Films, complete disgrace to the Games.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Two lane black top, utter pretentious bullshit trying to be all deep and meaningful when in reality it's just 2 weird hours of street racing. Don't get excited kids, fast and furious it ain't.
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    I thought "Lost In Translation" was terrible. By no means anywhere near the worst film I've ever seen, but still terrible nonetheless, and I am genuinely puzzled as to why it was such a critical success.
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • 96mn1296mn12 Posts: 632MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    The sound of bastarding music, Mary bloody poppins, herbie goes to rehab, the grinch, ace Ventura, Bruce almighty crock of ****, the witches, chitty shitty bang bang (loving the origin of that kids classic though), twilight, sex and the horse faced bitch in the city, xxx, paranormal craptivity, nanny mcf@cknuts, Greece, broken arrow, stealth and fame.

    All equally as crap as each other.


    LMFAO. except ace ventura if its the first one. Funny as hell. I would add anything by roland emerich, a.k.a 2012. Stupidest movies ever

    EDIT: fck that twilight shiat
  • Ammo08Ammo08 Missouri, USAPosts: 387MI6 Agent
    A Star is Born with Barbara Streisand,,,it was terrible...
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  • Jedi MasterJedi Master UKPosts: 1,093MI6 Agent
    96mn12 wrote:
    EDIT: fck that twilight shiat

    I was going to jokingly say Quantum of Solace, but then I saw your post and remembered I was made to sit through Twilight when it came out, the only thing that might be worse than that is the Wolverine movie.
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  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent
    Iron Sky; didn't see all of it, I could stand no more than 15-20 minutes of it.
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  • 96mn1296mn12 Posts: 632MI6 Agent
    96mn12 wrote:
    EDIT: fck that twilight shiat

    I was going to jokingly say Quantum of Solace, but then I saw your post and remembered I was made to sit through Twilight when it came out, the only thing that might be worse than that is the Wolverine movie.

    Why do people say QoS is bad? Its not that bad, yes it has some issues but I enjoy it. I think moonraker is infinitely more stupid and worse than QoS. That one and the one with the voodoo (thats how much I care for it).
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    96mn12 wrote:
    96mn12 wrote:
    EDIT: fck that twilight shiat

    I was going to jokingly say Quantum of Solace, but then I saw your post and remembered I was made to sit through Twilight when it came out, the only thing that might be worse than that is the Wolverine movie.

    Why do people say QoS is bad? Its not that bad, yes it has some issues but I enjoy it. I think moonraker is infinitely more stupid and worse than QoS. That one and the one with the voodoo (thats how much I care for it).

    LALD bad?! When it comes to bad bond film there's always the usual suspects but LALD?!
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  • 96mn1296mn12 Posts: 632MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    96mn12 wrote:

    I was going to jokingly say Quantum of Solace, but then I saw your post and remembered I was made to sit through Twilight when it came out, the only thing that might be worse than that is the Wolverine movie.

    Why do people say QoS is bad? Its not that bad, yes it has some issues but I enjoy it. I think moonraker is infinitely more stupid and worse than QoS. That one and the one with the voodoo (thats how much I care for it).

    LALD bad?! When it comes to bad bond film there's always the usual suspects but LALD?!

    Yes sorry, cant stand it more than 15 mins. The blatant error with the 'Stang, and the obvious mockery of Hughes in Diamonds ruin the movie for me.
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