Questions while watching Bond

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
Has anyone Been asked some either Stupid or annoying questions while
watching a Bond film.
Recently watching Skyfall, near the end when Silva enters The family
Chapel, and Kincade walks in only to be shot at by Silva. Saying something
about not being able to Find any................
So we have a highly dramatic scene, full of tension. When My Wife leans
over to ask " What was he Looking for ?"
Now I have to take myself out of the Film to point out it was probably a
Blanket or something, Rather than the Who gives a Fu*k I'd of Liked to. :#
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    A while back I was watching one of my favorites, YOLT and my wife, who hardly ever pays attention to any Bond movies, said "Even with the makeup on, can't they tell James Bond isn't really Japanese?" Ya think???? 8-)
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah !, Wifes putting Holes in the Plot. :))
    I suffer with that at Times too. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A while back I was watching one of my favorites, YOLT and my wife, who hardly ever pays attention to any Bond movies, said "Even with the makeup on, can't they tell James Bond isn't really Japanese?" Ya think???? 8-)

    HAha, brilliant!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    My daughter announced, about 10 mins before the end of Skyfall, that she'd heard that M dies. Then every 20 seconds from the moment that M gets nicked by that bit of debris in the lodge, she said "is she dead yet?"

    To be fair there were one or two moments when I thought she was dying, given the leg clutching, falling over in the tunnel and on the heath etc.

    And even I wasn't sure how a bit of flying debris on the thigh could kill you, so I nearly asked a question while watching Bond...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
    its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Also telling you wife To stop putting holes in the plot, Can
    also lead to Death.
    Or a very Icy Silence at least. :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
    its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

    Thanks, Always Shaken!
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • CEOofawesomeCEOofawesome America Posts: 5MI6 Agent
    Not really. Though I did ask myself "What the heck is going on?!" When I was watching Live and Let Die. Man I did not understand that film...
    I live a wonderfully geeky life. James Bond deloreans and lord of the rings.
  • NeverSayDieNeverSayDie Posts: 495MI6 Agent
    Apart from Casino Royale and Skyfall my girlfriend won't watch Bomd with me so she plays on her computer every so often I'll hear a disapproving groan when Roger Moore says one of his lines.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Apart from Casino Royale and Skyfall my girlfriend won't watch Bomd with me so she plays on her computer every so often I'll hear a disapproving groan when Roger Moore says one of his lines.

    'Call me James, five Days to Alaska'
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    Yeah, I mean imagine if the bog got blocked on the way... It's pretty cramped in that sub. That would put a dampener on the romance.
    "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."

    Roger Moore 1927-2017
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    It would certainly strain East-West relations... But I'm sure, if anyone could pull it off, Sir Rog would still be abe to keep the British end up.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • raptors_887raptors_887 CanadaPosts: 215MI6 Agent
    One of my parents will always come downstairs during the worst possible point of a movie. Like when theres a sex scene on and they ask me what I'm watching.
    1: Casino Royale 2: Goldeneye 3: Skyfall 4: Octopussy 5: Goldfinger 6: Tomorrow Never Dies 7: The World Is Not Enough 8: The Living Daylights 9: From Russia With Love 10: The Spy Who Loved Me
  • RogueAgent007RogueAgent007 Corn-fed central USPosts: 154MI6 Agent
    If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
    its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

    yes the Femoral is on the inside of the thigh. It;s the one doctors often use when performing a heart operation through the arteries. It was also a favorite target of Ancient Greek warriors and thus the reason they wore heavy leather skirts in battle. Watched a guy take a 30" chainsaw to that artery, we had to literally stand on his leg til the medics arrived. Blood sprayed 10 feet in the air. If M were hit there, she wouldn't have made it out of the house.

    I thought she was hit in the abdomen on the left side, though. About where the liver would be. That would be a much slower bleeding out. Maybe I'm wrong, though.
    Beg your pardon, forgot to knock...
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
    its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

    yes the Femoral is on the inside of the thigh. It;s the one doctors often use when performing a heart operation through the arteries. It was also a favorite target of Ancient Greek warriors and thus the reason they wore heavy leather skirts in battle. Watched a guy take a 30" chainsaw to that artery, we had to literally stand on his leg til the medics arrived. Blood sprayed 10 feet in the air. If M were hit there, she wouldn't have made it out of the house.

    I thought she was hit in the abdomen on the left side, though. About where the liver would be. That would be a much slower bleeding out. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

    The liver is on the right side of the body. As far as I could she it appears she is hit in the leg.
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  • RogueAgent007RogueAgent007 Corn-fed central USPosts: 154MI6 Agent
    Peppermill wrote:
    If you get hit/shot/shrapnel in the thigh you run the risk of hitting your femoral artery
    its a big one your could be dead in minuets (Army guys back me up on this one)

    yes the Femoral is on the inside of the thigh. It;s the one doctors often use when performing a heart operation through the arteries. It was also a favorite target of Ancient Greek warriors and thus the reason they wore heavy leather skirts in battle. Watched a guy take a 30" chainsaw to that artery, we had to literally stand on his leg til the medics arrived. Blood sprayed 10 feet in the air. If M were hit there, she wouldn't have made it out of the house.

    I thought she was hit in the abdomen on the left side, though. About where the liver would be. That would be a much slower bleeding out. Maybe I'm wrong, though.

    The liver is on the right side of the body. As far as I could she it appears she is hit in the leg.

    And this is why I'm an arborist and not a doctor. :)) Thanks man
    Beg your pardon, forgot to knock...
  • Nick37Nick37 Posts: 270MI6 Agent
    Apart from Casino Royale and Skyfall my girlfriend won't watch Bomd with me so she plays on her computer every so often I'll hear a disapproving groan when Roger Moore says one of his lines.

    'Call me James, five Days to Alaska'


    Humorous, but after three days of sex without a shower (I don't see where it fits on the iceberg craft), Bond and the Blonde in "A View to a Kill" are gonna be pretty freaking ripe, let alone after 5 days.
    "I've had a few...Optional extras installed."
  • Walter P PeekayWalter P Peekay Posts: 30MI6 Agent
    Yes, I ask MYSELF an annoying question every time I reach the end of "A View To A Kill": "Why didn't I remember that this film is utter rubbish all the way through BEFORE I started watching it again?"

    As far as wives go, my wife recently asked me very emphatically to re-run all three Daniel Craig 007s in one day... I don't know where you guys went wrong...
  • DutchJamesBondFanDutchJamesBondFan the NetherlandsPosts: 414MI6 Agent
    Why is Bond so succesfull? Because it was new and better? Or like men to live like that?
    Don't confuse me with the other DutchBondFan, but be sure to follow his YouTube account. You can read my articles on James Bond Nederland: www.jamesbond.nl/author/gosse/
  • BodieBodie Posts: 211MI6 Agent
    After coming out of QOS my wife asked 'What was that all about' and the worst thing was I was buggered if I could give an answer.
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Why does Bond look so much older in SF then QOS, I understand theres 4 years between films and that a running question throughout SF is Bond's age. But Daniel Craig looks like a decade older in SF.

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    One reason with those two photos is the Lighting, The first has softer lighting which
    is very flattering to skin tones. The second is under much harsher light Fluorescent Tubes
    don't do anyone any favours. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    Craig was also supposed to be more "worn out and damaged" in SF as a result of
    his injuries and heavily medicated recovery - not really older. They did this by a combination of his hairstyle/makeup (yes they do use makeup to achieve that) and the lighting.
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