James Bond fancy dress costume!

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• always shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent

  April 2013

  shazinboots wrote:

  Hi everyone,
  I've been invited to a fancy dress party, James bond theme. I have only really seen the latest bond films and have no idea which character to go as, I was hoping for some help? I'm blonde and I would prefer a costume that's not very clingy (I'm not as slim as I once was ) ) Oh and I'm female!!
  Hope you don't mind me gatecrashing the forum to get some expert advice!!

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  welcome to the gang shazinboots my money would be on pussey galore

  By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
• Thunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent

  April 2013

  Female eh, what are you wearing now ? )
  
  Hi shazinboots and welcome. If you're not too tall you could stick on
  a black wig with a military jacked and go as Rosa Klebb.
  Being blonde something flowing and bohemian could be Kara Milovy
  from TLD, carrying a Chello would help. as always shaken suggests
  there always Pussy Galore. Or go in a White Bikini as Honey Ryder from
  Dr No.
  Stick a pair of skates round your neck and you could be Bibi Dahl from
  FYEO.
  Either way I hope you have a great Night. -{

  "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
• Napoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,427MI6 Agent

  April 2013

  Oh, just take the mick out of it. Blokes will be boringly dressed in tux, but you could go in a man's tux and it would look cute probably. Or wear a bowler hat and be Oddjob, doesn't matter if you look nothing like him, it's fun!
  
  Or do a football fan thing and paint your face gold, with gold nailvarnish on hands and feet and you can be the Shirley Eaton character in GF.

  "This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
  
  Roger Moore 1927-2017