If Bond were to have a kid how would he react?

Double09Double09 Posts: 3MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
How do you think Bond would react if he ran into an old flame and discovered that he had a kid? I mean he gets more action than any fictional character on the planet it's hard to imagine he doesn't have a few illegitimate children out there. To be honest I've always been surprised that he's never gotten an STD or that there's never been a funny scene where somebody's said "Bond why is it you never get an STD?" and Bond saying "Good genes I guess though I did get crabs once."

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,521Chief of Staff
    Read "Blast From The Past" by Raymond Benson. After you've watched "Skyfall".
  • 00730073 COPPosts: 1,061MI6 Agent
    Bonds kid lives on a far away island called Kuro in Japan. In the end of the novel YOLT we learn, that Kissy Suzuki, the ama girl that lives with Bond is pregnant. We do not know whether Bond is later made aware of this or not.
    "I mean, she almost kills bond...with her ass."
    -Mr Arlington Beech
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    In fact I think his son, James Suzuki, contributes regularly to this forum... :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Double09Double09 Posts: 3MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Read "Blast From The Past" by Raymond Benson. After you've watched "Skyfall".
    I just watched it I didn't know she died until after I posted it.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,521Chief of Staff
    Double09 wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Read "Blast From The Past" by Raymond Benson. After you've watched "Skyfall".
    I just watched it I didn't know she died until after I posted it.

    Ok, I see. I don't want to spoil the plot of the story I mentioned above, but it would answer at least some of your questions. :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    speaking of giving away the Plot.
    http://youtu.be/jxf8Sf_Hyk4
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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